That was so fucking weird. Not the fact that she was kissing a pigeon. You get what you pay for on the subway. But the way she clearly caught the guy filming her and her first thought was “Oh shit close your legs! Dude is taking pics of your twat!” It’s the kind of crazy I was talking about earlier today. Bitch likes kissing pigeons so much her mind can’t even fathom that being the weird thing about her. Has to be some pervert taking upskirt shots because there’s no way anything else she’s doing is noteworthy.

Once again, must be nice.