Vikings Cut Randy Moss Because He Treated a Caterer Like Crap. Wait. What?
When Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress told his players Monday afternoon that Randy Moss(notes) would be released because “we want good people that are good football players, and this just doesn’t fit,” several of them nodded their approval. Though Childress isn’t especially popular in the locker room, some Vikings were on board with his decision to move on without Moss four weeks after the polarizing wideout was reacquired in a trade with the New England Patriots. Even before Sunday’s surreal address to the media… Moss had alienated some of his teammates with his brash, entitled behavior, most glaringly in an incident that occurred in the team’s locker room last Friday afternoon, Yahoo! Sports has learned.As is the team’s custom on Fridays, a local food establishment was invited to the training facility to serve a catered, post-practice meal in the locker room. In this case, a St. Paul restaurant that is a favorite of former Vikings center Matt Birk. As the proprietors helped serve chicken, ribs, pasta and other dishes to Vikings players, Moss paced up and down the serving line and loudly expressed his displeasure with the offerings. According to one player who witnessed the scene, Moss yelled, “What the fuck? Who ordered this crap? I wouldn’t feed this to my dog!”
Said the witness: “It was brutal. The truth is, he deserved to be cut after that. It was such an uncomfortable moment. You know that feeling where you just can tell someone feels so small? That’s what it was like being there. This wasn’t a chain – it was a mom-and-pop restaurant, and you could tell it was their best stuff. They had a special carving station set up, and there were players and other support staff lining up to eat it. And [Moss] is at his locker saying, ‘You know, I used to have to eat that crap – but now I’ve got money.’ You just felt so sad for them. I had never seen anyone treated like that. And by the way, the food was actually really good.”
I’ll assume for the sake of our discussion here that this story is true. And if it is, I’m not about to defend Randy Moss. I’m a big believer that you judge somebody by how they treat the so called “little people.” Waiters, cabbies, strippers, mom & pop caterers, bloggers and the like. But that’s not the point of this blog. Because… newsflash!… no one ever said Moss was St. Thomas frickin’ Aquinas. Not even here at the Stool where we’ve been defending Randy non-stop for 3+ years. Not because he’s not a dink of a human being. He probably is. But because he managed to keep a lid on the hot cauldron of juvenile behavior bubbling under the surface the whole time he was here. And now less than a month out of Foxboro and Mt. Randsuvius is erupting left and right. Belittling the coach, quitting on his team and insulting little old ladies who run BBQ joints.
But what’s funny about this story is that it doesn’t make Moss look bad nearly so much as the Vikings organization. It just points out what a rudderless, leaderless, backwardsass organization they are. Because you can’t tell me that if Moss were averaging 8 catches and 100+ yards a game for them that they wouldn’t have brushed this whole incident off as “Randy being Randy” or something. Instead they’re trying to act like they have higher standards than everybody else and they only sign players who shit ice cream. Really, Chilly? Where was all that moralizing when you had to beg/ bribe your quarterback to show up to camp or found out he was a serial harrasser of his female co-workers? The Warrior could’ve raped that lady on the buffet table while her husband was made to watch so long as he throws 3 TDs for you. Minnesota didn’t cut Randy Moss because he’s a jerk. They cut him because they can’t handle him the way the Pats did.
PS. If Randy tried this stuff in Foxboro, someone would’ve just said “Hey, shut up. Order something from Red Robin if you don’t like it but leave the old coots alone.” End of discussion. But something tells me there are a lot more Vikings organizations in the NFL than Patriots organizations. Thank God.
PPS: This is not the way to handle the situation either:


Maybe if they had just given him some fried chicken
Question: When did the media (and the Stool) start calling Brad Childress, “Chilly?” Did I miss something over the past few months. Like this four-eyed Simpson’s character has ‘hood street cred or something.
And “F” Rady Moss…..I would be pumped to walk into work on a Friday and have a spread laid out (and comped) for me….and I dont make a Bajillion dollars.
New 2010 Vikings Slogan – “Ice Berg, Right Ahead.” Thats “Chilly.”
“act like they have HIRE standards…”
Are you fucking kidding me? How the fuck do you mix up “higher”, and “hire”? THEY’RE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WORDS YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
taste it!
Now that Moss is gone, welcome to a season of peaceful buffets. All you can eat.
Should have been titled:
“Is this the man who wrecked the buffet?”
Considering the lack of source for the article in question. I have a hard time believing it was anything but the onion. This kind of humor is right up their alley. If this wasn’t the onion, wow… i don’t even know what to say.
Moss is a piece of shit just like Manny was a piece of shit, and it’s the same group of knuckleheads who defended both. Fuck this guy. Let him eat dog shit and hire a tutor so he can learn the difference between “ask” and “axe.”
I doubt someone that “has money” eats at red robin…garbage burgers
This Halloween costume finals shouldn’t be allowed. You cant ask me to make a decision like this, its not humane….there….just…..too….hot
Also once you win one of these things you shouldn’t be able to enter another one, cant have the same bitches winning all the time.
^^^It would be they’re just too hot. And Devil Amy takes the cake here. She can win everything if she keeps sending in pictures.
The whole Mario and Luigi costume has got to be the stupidest and most played out costume of the past 15 years
Both those chicks are gorgeous. I favor the chick in the cowboy hat, but whatever. It’s $500 fucking bucks. I’d have paid it myself – you cannot be forced to pick one. It’s like asking if you’d rather keep your eyesight or your hearing. The answer is “both” – now fuck off.
^^ Werd
holy fuck jerry’s blogs make me want to kill myself
The Patriots traded this guy because they finally COULDN’T handle him anymore. Now, this guy is just completely psychotic and any team that picks him up will have to deal with the same headaches. Stop holding the Patriots to such a high regard, it makes me want to fucking puke. Oh and also stop calling Brad Childress, “Chilly.” The name is fucking gay, I hate it, just fucking stop it.
I thought you weren’t going to be over here bitching about the content. You do realize it’s a Boston site that will be talking about Boston teams in a favorable light. Game, set, match. Does any of this sound familiar? So once again, Are you the pot or the kettle little Fishy?
Great write up Jerry. They try to act all high and mighty when the suck Favres dick asking him to come back busch league
uhh.. matt birk is on the ravens. Story fabricated? check.
Sounds like a better spread than i saw in that picture of paul pierce’s house for Halloween. If its good enough for Garnett and Papi then Moss should be able to suck it up.
Mt. Randsuvius = money.