(NBC) – The skeleton in a Santa suit didn’t survive for long outside the Loudoun County courthouse lawn, but it generated plenty of controversy in Leesburg, Va. The skeleton was nailed to a cross on Monday by a mother and son associated with an atheist group, one of the nine approved displays for the Christmas season. But the macabre Kris Kringle was not standing for long. Someone tore the skeleton down, sparking a debate about free speech.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! The time of year when every other religion gets all jealous and lashes out at Catholics because our holidays are infinitely better. I love it. I love how this godless mother and son think that putting up a skeleton Santa is some kind of social statement. I couldn’t give a fuck-less. Know why? Because come December 25th when I go downstairs there’s going to be presents as far as my eye can see. Oh yea your wonderful social commentary on how Christmas is less about family and faith is dead really worked wonders. I’ll still be up at 5 AM tearing apart wrapping paper and playing with remote control cars and video games, blaring the Mariah Carey Christmas Album, and firing my Red Rider BB Gun with little to no regard for my eyes. Enjoy rotting in hell though you little shits. See what Beelzebub has to say when you try sparking debates about free speech while standing dick deep in eternal flames. You lost, other religions. You chose wrong. The most difficult part of our holidays is figuring out where our parents hid our shitload of gifts. What’s yours? Reading a book backwards? Yea that sounds like it fucking sucks. Now excuse me while I go check the attic, I bet that’s where mom put my new TV.