Virginia Town Up In Arms About A Skeleton Santa Nailed To A Cross On Courthouse Lawn
(NBC) – The skeleton in a Santa suit didn’t survive for long outside the Loudoun County courthouse lawn, but it generated plenty of controversy in Leesburg, Va. The skeleton was nailed to a cross on Monday by a mother and son associated with an atheist group, one of the nine approved displays for the Christmas season. But the macabre Kris Kringle was not standing for long. Someone tore the skeleton down, sparking a debate about free speech.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! The time of year when every other religion gets all jealous and lashes out at Catholics because our holidays are infinitely better. I love it. I love how this godless mother and son think that putting up a skeleton Santa is some kind of social statement. I couldn’t give a fuck-less. Know why? Because come December 25th when I go downstairs there’s going to be presents as far as my eye can see. Oh yea your wonderful social commentary on how Christmas is less about family and faith is dead really worked wonders. I’ll still be up at 5 AM tearing apart wrapping paper and playing with remote control cars and video games, blaring the Mariah Carey Christmas Album, and firing my Red Rider BB Gun with little to no regard for my eyes. Enjoy rotting in hell though you little shits. See what Beelzebub has to say when you try sparking debates about free speech while standing dick deep in eternal flames. You lost, other religions. You chose wrong. The most difficult part of our holidays is figuring out where our parents hid our shitload of gifts. What’s yours? Reading a book backwards? Yea that sounds like it fucking sucks. Now excuse me while I go check the attic, I bet that’s where mom put my new TV.
Bro your TV is in the closet. Everyone knows that.
whoa Feits made me laugh bravo
A+ Feits, Atheism is the worst. If you don’t believe in any religion and hope that when you die you just rot, then thats your thing. But why go hate on every other religion? Just because people want to think there is more to life then just life and death and you want to be a miserable fuckhead who wants to spoil everyone elses, doesn’t mean we should have to be subjected to your miserable existance. No matter the religion, the base of it teaches people to be nice to one another. Atheism teaches you to be a miserable prick.
Studies have shown atheists live a less satisfying life then people who have any beliefs at all.
I don’t get the reading a book backwards comment.
Classic atheist hypocrite. ”Don’t force your religion on us, while we just attempt to tear it down.” God forbid the town cater its decorations to the MAJORITY.
Clownsauce- backwards is how the Jews read books while they wear frisbees on their head
Clownsauce- backwards is how the Jews read books while they wear frisbees on their head
wait, so the this was one of nine displays the town officials approved?
Religion is all bullshit. All of it. Regardless, don’t take Xmas away from us. Fuck you all, I like having a lit up tree in my house.
Tornopen’s got it…religion is dumb, if you don’t see that you aren’t thinking hard enough. But putting up trees and giving each other shit to liven up the shortest, coldest day of the year is awesome and older than modern religions. In fact, Christians thought it was such a a cool tradition that they adopted it almost in its entirety from pagans (in addition to ease of conversion issues). So do I believe these atheists have the right to do this?…sure. Would I waste my wonderful religion-less, guilt-free holiday season trying to make people see it my way with a stupid Santa Claus-ifixion?…nope. I have drinking, fucking and not worrying about an invisible man in the sky to be doing.
You still live with your mom dude. How can you believe in God.
I may realize all religion is bullshit, but fuck it, I still love Christmas. And Christmas music. My lit up Christmas makes the house smell nice. Happy Birthday Jesus, pass the Xmas Ham.
Wait a second, Feiteljew isn’t jewish? I though Feitelberg was one of the 50 most ghetto jewish names list!! I don’t know whats up or whats down anymore!? And Portnoy will be with me this one, bro Christmas isn’t as bad ass as you might think. Hanukah is where its at! Instead of just one day of presents, we get 8 crazy nights of presents! Hanukah for the win!
Haha but I thought he was attacking atheists? Don’t Jews believe in some strange version of God who hates ham and looks favorably on overweight bald guys who drive Mercedes?
Looks like Santa caught a case of the Hi-Five…
You know… (huge sigh) the problem with these Atheist ass clowns is that they’re all “progressive thinkers”, they “don’t believe in any form of religion” so, you really can’t make any kind of gesture back at them that might have them stop for a moment and pause.
And then you have the pussified America, all afraid of offending the opinions of a few radical minorities.
Just maddening.
A few years back I working in an office, small company, not burdened by the protocol of big companies HR.
One of the ladies in the office, a nice older women brings in her own personal box of xmas stuff and started decorating the office. It was all old strings of lights, garland and stuff she had “extra” from her stuff at home.
So she is decorating the office area, keep in mind, mostly her CUBE, and one of the bitches at work starts with “how about Hannukah stuff?”… where is the blue and white? Xmas lady says “I don’t have any Hannukah stuff, but if you bring some in, I would be happy to help you decorate”…
Jewish lady starts ranting and raving, XMas lady explained the company didn’t spend a dime of their money buying xmas decorations.
Jewish lady just kept ranting. Clearly a lifetime of no xmas tree leave a hole in your soul.
Religion is bullshit. but Christmas is fucking awesome.
Bojangles…I’ve had bowel movements that had a better grasp on reality than you. For starters, when did atheism become a religion? And atheism doesn’t “teach” you anything. Oh, except maybe evolution. But I’m sure they don’t allow that where your from- last guy that tried was Mr. Scopes, right? And since when is atheism about hate? When was the last time a “fundamental atheist” flew an airplane into a building? Atheists (read Scientists) constantly work to lengthen and improve your pathetic life. Fuck all those good-for-nothing doctors… But surprisingly, some people are happy without religion. I don’t need some 2000-year-old jewish fairy tale to validate my existence. No one gives a fuck about your fancy magical talking snake. And I’m certainly not trying to convince you to not believe in it. I’d have better luck trying to explain the stock-market volatility to crackheads. Fuck, keep it all. But if you want to die so bad, what’s stopping you? Shit, maybe some heathen atheist will martyr you. But in the meantime, enjoy your faith. Especially that ancient half-dead puppet in a dress that wants to tell the world (read Africa) they can’t use condoms. That’s real easy to say when your raping little boys. Haven’t had one pregnancy scare yet. Why don’t you, the pope, and mr. sandusky all have a fucking merry christmas, or maybe a merry fucking christmas. whatever you diddlers are into.