Viva La Stool From Wounded Warrior Zach Parker
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Hey Guys
Just wanted to let you know we reached our goal for both guys to get chairs. We raised close to 25K. They’ll be getting the chairs the first week of January and I’ll get you some pictures of them with those too just for people to be able to see. These guys will love those fuckin things. Thanks again and I will continue to preach Barstool and the pussifications you bring to light because somehow normal people don’t realize this is actually happening. Coaches fired for making kids run for being late? Makes me sick. Keep fighting the good fight.
Thanks again
Colin
I just wanted to pass this along especially for everybody who donated to help get these two guys the chairs. Stoolies done good. I also got slammed with people pitching me different causes to try and raise money for. All of them worthy. Before I committed to anything else I asked the guy who originally sent me this if he wanted me to keep trying to raise money for Zach as I’m sure they can always use the extra cash to help in a variety of ways. To their credit they said to pick new causes and help as many people as we can. Right now I’m trying to figure out the best way to do it. Obviously people read the Stool to laugh and not take shit serious, but at the same if we can help with shit like this we need to help. It’s honestly the least we can do. Without guys like Zach the Stool doesn’t exist. So I guess it’s finding the right balance which I’m trying to figure out now. Either way thanks again to everybody who donated. Haters gonna hate…Stoolies gonna Slate.
I was just thinking about this the other day and waiting for an update. Thank you zach!
God bless the troops
lets get this guy a hooker
finally, not a stupid post about beiber or your fuckin foam parties..good job stoolies, viva la stool!
When Pres dies ill make sure to donate to the nose cancer foundation
Just an all around good story. I love this shit.
Good job yah cheap Jewish, big nosed, prick and God Bless the USA troops.
Thanks for their effort and sacrifice.
Also everyone needs to go look at the smokeshow on BarstoolU. It needs to be done now.
I demand that there be photos of these two heroes on a fuckin foam stage with smokes all around them. now.
re barstool u smokeshow. not saying i wouldnt want to get down with this broad but it is definitely not worth a public announcement to check her out jaymariotti. shes essentially a whore with tramp stamps. give me girl next door with glasses and headband 8 days a week over a poser with ink.
These guys should get whatever they want, without the need of donations. I hope for a speedy recovery for them, and all other wounded vets.
Agreed slao, however I’d love to leave an 8-rope on that full spine tat she has. As for these guys good shit, they deserve that and anything else they need.
Your a good man Pres. Except for being a total shyster.
I wonder if we can hire this girl to dress up in a nurse outfit and pay Zach a visit? https://i.groupme.com/da3a120020bd013033f1123138156572
I salute you sir.
It’s things like this that make myself and fellow Stoolies everywhere deal with the trolling, idiocy, and shameless self-promotion the Boston page has become and keep coming back. Job well done on bringing these guys’ stories to light Pres
Enough about the troops already
Mike would like to see more topless Beiber photos.
Help kids
#ForNico
There’s a war going on?
Viva La Stool indeed.
tough balance.
good job with this one though prez
You nailed it Mike. you fucking pussy
Nice. All you cock sucking Stoolies are awesome. So am I. Can’t wait to see these dudes rip it thru the woods on these things. Well done Stoolies, God damn good job.
Date mike, go fuck yourself. I wish you were paralyzed instead of this kid.
Bring the troops home.
The best thing you can do to honor Zack and the troops is to vow to never again post about Bieber, male genitals (unless something freaky like the guy in India who can sit on his balls), homoerotic porn disguised as entertainment news, the Middleton pregnancy, puppies, kangaroos, penguins… any animal smaller than a microwave, how Michigan will beat anyone ever…(never mind that one, at least thats sports, it’s absurd, but still sports), Kardashian GTAs, going down on Lord whatever the hell his name is, hip hop songs that include the words “best ever” in the title… ok that’s a start, but it’s thr LEAST you can do for the troops, who do fight for a lot of things, just not for that crap.
Pres: There are a ton of wounded warriors who could use these machines. Maybe you could hook up with the company that makes these to work out a deal that benefits everyone. Then, focus on one warrior at a time by telling each one’s story, and keep them coming. Count me in to contribute whatever I can, once a month if I can, to keep the chairs rolling (see how I did that?). This would not only help the wounded warriors, but keep folks remembering that these people are out there getting hurt and worse to preserve our liberty (even to say stupid shit on this website).
their is a wounded warrior foundation you could donate the profits from your bubble baths im mean foam parties just sayin
I have a charity that seeks to raise awareness for alcohol abuse and sexual assault. Sound like something you’d be interested in?
Well done Stoolies. God bless all the troops and God bless most of you Stoolies.
The people of Afghanistan thank you for your service.
Awesome!!! USA
this kids a baller, deserves every smokeshow ever coined
For future worthwhile causes: Follow your nose, EP. It always knows.
Most guys on here never experienced or were effected by the war. Don’t forget to reach out every once in a while and help those who sacrificed so much so you can drink every weekend without worry of going to war
@ KGC yall need to bump up his comment so it gets top comment. and thanks from a vet.