Waco Texas Up In Arms Over “Fat Ho Burgers” Grand Opening
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Prez,
My buddy moved down to east assbag Texas like three years ago to pursue his journalism/reporter dreams. Well his most recent story is nothing short of awesomeness, just exceptional journalism that makes one really want a “Fat Ho Burger”. My friends and I were wondering, does being the reporter on a story about Fat Ho Burgers get him laid in Waco Texas?
Love the Site,
Rob
First of all this message is for your buddy who did this report. You want to know why he’s stuck in the sticks? It’s because of lines like this; “The fryers were popping” No! no! no! How do you not go with “The fryers were fryalating!” there? Come on bro. Step it up.
Anyway that bitch Shelly Littleton has some nerve huh? Honey you don’t even live in Waco anymore. You packed your shit and moved to California. So who are you to start a facebook group called “Keep Waco positive”? Plus that ship has sailed. Like you say Waco and everybody in the country instantly thinks crazy cult motherfuckers. So if anything this is helping the cause because now when I hear Waco I think of this Ho and her fancy new high end restaurant.
PS – Were those the most disgusting looking burgers of all time or what? Those did not look like tight ho burgers at all. And yes if you don’t think I’m going to start saying “that ho looks tight” to describe a hot chick from now on you’re fucking crazy.
I blow sparks like Waco, Texas.
GWWEEEEEEhhhhhhhhhh…strange strange.
Larry Groth can manage my town any day of the week.
I hate you Shelly. Fucking cunt you left TX so now shut the fuck up.
Fucking welfare green pepper burger on two pieces of bread instead of buns that’s what that looks like.
Ghettooooooooo
yo don’t sleep on Waco………many a talent running around that town…….all boppers
The board of health will do Shelly Littleton’s dirty work for her. Those things look like the doody bubble that Bobby Brown pried out of Whitney.
That’s one smart ho. You can’t buy publicity like this.
And yeah those burgers looked rotten
is Anne Harder’s husband name Dick?
I hate people like Shelly O Twatface!
I have no problem with the name choice, but I’ll pass on lunch.
Burnt bunless burgers, sounds great.
Nice to see that reporters and anchors are still hired on talent alone, those were some serious fucking ears
I was hoping she’d say that she’s a fat ho and the place is named after her.
It looks like she spent a small fortune on the sign. Don’t see how she’ll be able to afford a new one.
i was planning on opening a “Koresh Kabobs” in waco.
i agree with pres :58 those burgers look like tar. ServSafe is gonna have a bone to pick with this fat ho after the video leaks. she was working the friers and the register with those glove-less gritty hands
Ok, so if my boss calls and tells me I’m being transferred to North Waco, TX – I suck on the end of a shotgun. That place makes a Saddam’s hiding pit look like a palace.
Is there anywhere worse to live in the United States than Texas?
We have here a meaningless TV news station ‘looking for action.’ TV news hacks are among the lowest forms of life. The guns need to be aimed at them. Everything is a ‘crisis’ to local TV news hacks like these.
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I live in ass wipe Waco. I went to college in Waco. I realized that the Waco residence made me look like a genius.. Getting a great job was as easy as I thought it would be.There is not a lot of good positions but then again there is still not enough talent in Waco to fill them.Being a big fish in a small pond has been a benefit for me…FAT HO BURGER CLEARLY STATES ON THE SIGN THEY ARE HOME MADE BURGERS BUT YET I SAW PREPACKAGED MEAT BEING BROUGHT THREW THE DOOR. TO TOP OFF THE DINING PLEASURE THEY ONLY TAKE CASH, PROBABLY SO THEY CAN SKIP TOWN AFTER EVERYONE GETS FOOD POISONING FROM THE UNSANITARY RUN DOWN ROTTEN 10000 YEAR OLD BUILDING THEY ARE IN. HOW DO YOU OPEN A BUSINESS AND YOU DO NOT TAKE DEBIT OR CREDIT CARDS???? SERIOUSLY! YOU REALLY HAVE TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR TO LIVE IN WACO. THEY HAVE A KIDS MENU CALLED TINY HO MENU.I AM NOT JOKING THEY REALLY DO!!!! THE PLACE IS FILLED WITH BAYLOR KIDS AND BUSINESS MEN.
DID YOU SEE THE BACK OF THE GRILL ????? OMG IT IS FILTHY.
Y’all yankees are SO funny. Are you really judging Waco by this one news story and this one restaurant? Seriously? Well that is just fine by me because I’m about sick of all the people moving here from other places who don’t appreciate what we have here. Waco is wonderfully diverse. You can go to Fat Ho Burgers for lunch and then to one of several very nice full service restaurants that evening. Texas doesn’t have an income tax and if you need to declare bankruptcy or get a divorce the laws are better here. We have mountains, deserts, piney forests, and plains. There is no better place to go hunting or fishing. “When I die, I may not go to heaven. I don’t know if they let cowboys in. If they don’t, just let me go to Texas. ‘Cuz Texas is as close as I’ve been.” There is no other place in the world I would rather be. Y’all just stay up north so you don’t spoil what we’ve got here.
Ok for the record. Texas court system (divorce) sucks if you are not a TEXAN born and raised. There is alot of diversity here in central Texas due to jobs moving here and the military. Alot of people who is from Waco live, have kids, and die in that city and never see the world. So stop hating on northern people. And no I’m from the south. Ms. Evans have the right to name her business. But instead of hating and putting her down for working instead of welfare….. let’s hope that she get serve safe clean and ready. And for black people here in that area…. not to many opportunities to get positive influences. They (of all colors) are killing each other left and right. If you don’t like the way her food look or the way she look…. damn it ….don’t eat there….