Wait, So Rice Krispies Don’t Help With My Immune System?
FOX25, myfoxboston - Can Cocoa Krispies provide immunity from H1N1 virus ? Some food experts are concerned the new labeling on Kellogg’s Cocoa Krispies implies it can provide immunity from the H1N1 virus. The swine flu-conscious claim is bannered in bold lettering on the front of the cereal boxes: “Now helps support your child’s IMMUNITY.” Compared to all the claims on cereal boxes, “This one belongs in the hall of fame,” Kelly Brownell, director of Yale University’s Rudd Center for Food Policy and Obesity told USA Today. “By their logic, you can spray vitamins on a pile of leaves, and it will boost immunity.” Kellogg says the critics have it all wrong. “It was not created to capitalize on the current H1N1 flu situation,” spokeswoman Susanne Norwitz told USA Today. “Kellogg developed this product in response to consumers expressing a need for more positive nutrition.”
Well don’t I feel like a fucking fool. Because I’ve been buying the shit out of Rice Krispies the last couple weeks ever since I noticed that immunity label on the box. Yeah I know it says it’s for kids, but I don’t give a shit. I’m not going to let those little fuckers hoard all the immunity stuff. If you tell me I can eat something and I won’t get sick I’m fucking game. I mean I’ve basically bought so many Coldies and Airbornes in my life that I have stock in those companies. And Rice Krispies was my latest secret weapon and now I find out it’s just a scam? Those Kellogg motherfuckers. Can I sue the shit out of them or something? I mean you think it’s fun eating cereal 3 times a day? I’m trying to get rid of the Swine Flu over here for god sakes. No wonder I’m still sick. Enough of this shit. It looks like I’m back to pizza 4 times a week. Shame on me for switching my diet in the first place. Lesson learned.
Shoo Shoo Retarded Flu!
I think Dexter Riley ate that shit and a puff of smoke came out of his nose and he got wicked strong. Keep eating it…
Just goes to show you:
Never trust a guy named ‘Crackle.’
rice krispies is the worst cereal ever. soggy within 5 seconds
I eat the swine flu for breakfast
Cookie Crisp always keeps me healthy
Such a little bitch always complaining about being sick. Man up.
I bought the Target brand of Airborne stuff the other day and at the bottom of the ingredients list it says “Contains: Fish (Cod, Cusk, Flounder, Haddock, Hake, Pollock, Redfish, Sole).” It doesn’t taste like fish, but I’m grossed out nonetheless.
You guys know that Airborne doesn’t do anything for you right?
Obviously it doesn’t make you immune to a bad case of the uglies El Pres.
But it does make you immune to an ugly wife you lucky bastard. You’re wife is smokin’
I know Airborne works because it turns my pee neon yellow!
When your pee turns neon yellow, it means that your body doesn’t need whatever you just put in and it’s getting rid of it.
No, those are germs, as I understand it.