Your Uncle Buck has received many an email since the Stool switched web-formats that archived Wake Ups are missing. To be honest when I first noticed it, I almost had a heart attack…Its like not knowing where your kids went in a supermarket…500 of them. I mean from early 2007 until the Stool’s first format switch, UB put his blood sweat and tears (among other fluids) into getting the Stoolie blood pumpin for a long work day…We’ll as we near another milestone (more about that in Part 2), UB has recovered his children and here are reminders of the first six major benchmarks…Enjoy:

1st Wake Up: Jennifer Love Hewitt: The first Wake Up (only 2 pics) was actually kind of a joke after Ub walked into the Stool HQ and had his brain blown out of his head with these amazing shots of JLH’s un-real cans…

Wake Up 100 Sophia Bush

Wake Up 200 Shana Hiatt

Wake Up 300 Jennifer Esposito: Best known for being felt up by a pre-Brady Gisele

Wake Up 400 Nikolina Pisek: More recent revision here…

Wake  Up 500 Ana Claudia Talancon: Original thought to be Pamela Anderson, Stool historians later discovered it was Ana Claudia.