Wake Up With The Runners Up Of Miss Universe
These girls got their tits knocked off by the USA last night so the least I can do is give them the second highest honor in the universe as Barstool Wake Ups.
Miss Brazil, Miss Australia, Miss Venezuela, and Miss Philippines. In order, respectively.


(74 votes, average: 9.55 out of 10)
a tear came to my ear when I saw Ms. Brazil in that bikini
that was quite dumb – it was my eye
Brazil is on another level
Australia is a smoke, Brazil is busted though
Brazil packing a punch like you read about
Wouldn’t even know where to start with Brazil, but my guess is a bottle of jergens and a paper towel.
Miss Philippines: Yowza!
All I want for Christmas is at least one of these chicks tied up in my basement