Oklahoma stuff is monumentally sad http://t.co/YuJvfPfPig
RT @weswelker: Please text STORM to 80888 to donate $10 to the recovery and relief efforts in #Moore, OK.
It's crazy how fast your perspective changes when shit like this OK tornado thing happens.
Watching a live tornado telecast is frightening to say the least. Wish I could help manhunt it. http://t.co/tXJkqYUe95
How big was your catcher? 9 foot? @barstoolbigcat: Video of my strike 3 call if I was an ump http://t.co/wcVI3sm2Ph
Umm fucking right there was. Listen I will not attempt to define what qualifies as a UFO and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But much like hard core porn I know it when I see it and that my friends is a UFO. Unidentified Flying Object like a motherfucker.
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thank you pres. please exile feitelberg and neil to somewhere far far away
Yo Goddy, what’s up my internet bro?
Maybe I should move to WV, are there a lot of spooks down there, or am I in the clear? I can’t even walk two blocks here in DC without tripping over one of them begging for change. Shits disgusting.
You can hear the turbo fan whine. It’s a freaking military jet aircraft. Maybe a B1… or another model along that lines…
I imagine that’s the sound Renee has to deal with every night with the amount of air capable of blasting through those turbines on your face
its an airplane and the dude filming spun his camera around so it looked like it was spinning.
C-130
Reports say that the UFO eventually landed at Logan…
a “UFO” is merely an “Unidentified Flying Object”. That doesn’t mean ‘unidentified’ by the Air Force or by a Secret government agency. Just that YOU do not known what it means.
If I tossed a concrete-filled Pringle’s Can at your head in the dark (note: I would pay dearly to do this), and you had no idea what it was, then you would not be able to ‘identify’ it.
You can’t identify what it was. It flew. It was a fucking object.
It is properly classified then as a ‘UFO’.
Someone else knows what it was (like me, having thrown a blunt object at you; or maybe the pilot of a plane, as in the video’s example)
ignorance of the observer does not correlate to proof of an alien invasion.
I bet you could identify a pizza in the dark from a mile away.
Santa!
try harder with that comment rex, maybe it will be funny
F-18 Hornet, landing gear down.
The stupidity of some readers (rearender & gofuckyourself, to name two) never ceases to amaze me. Why on FUCKING EARTH would you waste your time pointing out the fact that this is clearly a plane? Do you really think Pres believes this is a UFO? Do you understand — even remotely — the point of this blog?
rearender, u suck so badly
pres thinks its aliens
It’s an F-16 Tomcat with double banded steel plated turbine burners.
love seeing trolls succeed on successful troll
holy shit, it’s a crazy fucking alien craft that sounds and looks just like a jet
That UFO is gay
Yeah to board the Tewksbury UFO you gotta go through a full body scan AND a pat down/anal probe Prez. But you’re in luck, at least they don’t have a nasal probe. That could take all night.
gofuckyourself: you wish you were that clever.
Where is kfc
“Hello boys…. I’m baaaaaaaaack!”
Cute
It’s a Lockheed C-5 Galaxy; those things are loud as fuck and they sound like that.
And all of you who didn’t pick up on Prez’s sarcasm need to take a lap.
its a UFO trying to get a close up look at the huge thing protruding off of your face that they saw from Mars
yeah…all I saw was a really loud jet of some kind
If I was an alien Tewksbury would not be my first stop on planet earth
There is a girl in Tewksbury that I would like to probe like an alien.
That’s just the reflection of the full moon off your nose…you can tell by the high pitched whine.
I’ts Actually a Su-34 Fullback 360 Degree Twin Vectored Thrust Jet, Blue .
It’s an Air Force C-5
Not one person called it correctly!!?????? It’s a C-141 Starlifter without question. I know the whine of those turbines anywhere.
people who try and act like they can name the exact type of aircraft it is need to be lined up and shot
It’s clearly a Y-Wing Bomber..amateurs
ummmmm, pretty sure thats a plane