Watching White Boy Golfers Celebrate Is The Only Reason I Watch The Ryder Cup
I’ve probably written this blog every year for as long as we’ve been in business. Nothing makes me laugh more than the fucking Ryder Cup. Just a bunch of preppy ass white boys trying to act like golf is suddenly a team sport and national pride is on the line. No it’s not. Golf is an individual sport. I don’t care who wins the Ryder Cup anymore than I care who wins the Davis Cup or the America’s Cup. But having said that I literally can’t get enough of watching golfers celebrate. It’s fucking hilarious. It’s literally the only reason I watch. White boy celebrations at it’s finest. And yes every golf match should have rowdy crowd and booing and shit. It makes the sport a billion times better to watch.
gotta get Keegan Bradley going OCD lining up that shot they were celebrating.
cheer up you old, bald, huge beaked, hunch backed, fat asshole
your just pissed because most nice golf courses won’t let Jews in as members.
The caddie at :24 has by far the best celebration of them all. Only would have been better if he drilled Sergio square across the jaw with that flag
The caddy whipping the pin around was definitely pretending it was a light saber. Star wars kid grown up?
i don’t think there’s any “look” i hate more in the world than the phil mickelson/rory mcilroy, old money, i-belong-to-a-yacht-club look.
commie
Considering you couldn’t sniff a one bit of athleticism … wait, I forgot about that thing on your face.
Yeah it’s soooo much cooler when half ape darkies jump around and chest bump.
wow a jew not understanding the concept of a team, no wonder you couldn’t escape the concentration camps
I like to play a game where I put golf on TV and then try to stay awake as long as possible. 8 minutes is the time to beat right now.
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national pride is most certainly on the line. In what other sport to you have a matchup between countries like this?
Barstool throwbacks is a great idea pres! If only it didn’t take me to that stupid story about the chick who walked into the plane propeller every fucking time. so i reloaded and tried again and got no results found. classic
the Ryder Cup is every other year you donk.
Hey Dave. I think you need to put more spaces between your sentences. There aren’t enough. Jewnose.
White guys take a tiny ball, put it in a tiny hole and jump around, black guys take a big ball, put it in a big hole and jump around. No difference, we all get excited when our balls get near holes.
At least the comment section deletes the additional spaces I just tried to put in my last post. Why can’t they do that for your stupid fucking posts?
Pres, you know nothing about golf, sports, or america. Do you.
I imagine that’s how you celebrate when you eat.
Must be a slow day at the Stool, huh?
Calm down, Keegan Bradley, you pigeon-toed nerd. You won 4&3. It’s not like you holed that putt on 18 with the match all square. phil might be a yacht club guy, but Rory’s background is a long way from the yacht club.
Good form Lassoing the flagstick.
I am using that caddy’s flag spin 100% of putts I make from today on. Amurica!
You know they alternate shots in the foursomes match? That seems like its a team event to me.
Pretty sure you’re wrong on this one Pres. Most stoolies are fans o f the Ryder Cup.
wish he javelin through that flag after waving it
threw*
4&3 is a thrashing in this format, or any match play format.
And the Ryder Cup is fucking awesome. You obviously suck at golf.
Always enjoy the little gremlin chuckle Pres is good for in one of these tv vids.
Why even throw that “white Boy” comment in there? Oh, because you are a self hating white liberal jerkoff. Your website is great and you are usually funny but stay away from hating your own race or ever ever speaking politics.
what about bubba getting the crowd to yell in his backswing off #1. that shit was great
bradyblows,
might have something to do with golf being made up of 98% rich white boys that celebrate like rich white boys and nothing to do with politics or self hate?
Golf is great for naps.
A+ blog ep.
Pres, bro, play golf one time. Why you hatin? stoolies love this shit. America v. Europe and were kickin ass takin names. Ya they arent that ‘athletic’ but if you play, its fun to watch
This from a huge horse racing fan. Nothing rich white boy about the Kentucky Derby. Just a bunch of humble middle class guys there.
youre a dummy for not putting a clip/gif of ron burgundy saying super duper