Watching Kate Upton’s Boobs Bounce May Be the Most Primal Thing A Man Can Do
Watching Kate Upton’s boobs bounce all over the place when she walks the runway may be the most primal thing a man can do. Like my hair could be on fire, I could be starving to death, there could be a rattle snake slithering towards me and I still wouldn’t get up. As long as those tits are bouncing I’m stuck watching. It’s just primal as fuck. It just sucks that such a limp dick loser like Mark Sanchez is fucking her. No way a bum like him deserve a piece like her.
I will also say that actually listening to Kate Upton talk made me like her even more. Just the total opposite of so many stuck up models nowadays who complain about how hard their life is and act like being a dick wrecker is an inconvenience. Give me a break. All hot girls even lesbians want guys to check them out. That’s not me guessing. That’s a fact. That’s science. That’s evolution.
PS – Do you know there is a school of thought out there that Kate Upton is too big? Those people are fucking morons. Just because Anna Nicole Smith became crazy and fat doesn’t mean Upton will too. Give me Kate Upton’s body over 99% of models any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
She looks good now, but you can tell she’s gonna be a big girl some day. Whatever. I’d hit it.
Perfect 10.
hottest chick in the game right now
Kate- “They’ve slo-mo’d the video of me walking. Have you seen the slo-mo?”
Yes Kate… we have
Kate- “I didn’t know that my boobs jiggled that much when I walk!”
I’m calling bullshit. I can feel my mimi moobs when i run down the stairs, I can only imagine when those bobms feel like
Anyone who watches this and doesn’t get hard is obviously gay
She’s going to blow up like a fucking hot-air balloon when her and Sanchez settle down. Pop out a few little Cuervo’s and the hot model we used to drool all over will be munching chimichanga’s and pounding Corona’s with fifteen pounds of excess pregnant fat hanging off her hips while she sits and cries to videos like these because she decided to settle down with a half-ass quarterback in a Hoboken split-level.
Kate is hot but get me some of Debbie! Goddamn my Italian genes and my love of brunettes.
would love to see her and debbie bond more….in scissor formation
awesome. that’s it. just awesome.
wow
Compare her size now to when she made the Dougie video and you know where she is headed. It is a damn shame
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NOT HOT. She used to be. Now she’s just fat. You know who else’s big titties jiggle when they walk? Fat girls. Those hips and everything below the chest are nothing special at all.
Here Pres: you’ll love these then. So primal…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TUR5ZVacr4
yummy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbq0vrIv8RQ&feature=related
Yeah she is too fat for me and I can do so much better. What?
Come on guys. You can just get her on a cocaine and anal sex diet.
She could definitely stand to lose a few lbs. around the mid section. Not saying that I wouldn’t hit it over and over again. Also too much make up early on… Her face looked pale as shit. Give me 95% of the brunette smokes on here every day of the week and twice on Sundays.
a few more cheesesteaks and it’s over
You’re in a public place and she walks in…
in a tight, black pencil skirt, tight red cashmere cardigan, pearls, black stilettos….
you’re full of absolute SHIT if you don’t think every guy’s eyes aren’t plastered to the back of her ass and front of her cardigan, undressing her as quickly as they can.
40oz – that was deep. How much for a poem?
not surprised she gained some pounds….usually what happens when you get Gronked and chucked
No thanks. Sloppy boobs don’t do it for me. Give me a nice pair of tits instread.
Isn’t she a bit thick to be a model?
Let me preface this by saying that she’s an absolute fucking 10 right now, but she clearly isn’t going to keep that figure for an extended period. You can already tell that she’s gotten thicker and , shall we say, less tight since her first tit jiggling video showed up on Barstool. She’s 19 now so it’s relatively easy to keep things in check but you can just tell that house of cards is gonna come toppling. I’m not saying she’s gonna turn into a whale, but she definitely has a non-model’s type of body. For the record let me say that I’m not into the skinny model look either. As one guy said, gimme the smokes on here any day of the week
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My apologies if I was a bit overly descriptive; It’s because I’m a chick, and that’s the sort of outfit I could see her rocking in the line at Panera while all the 9-5 corporate monkey hurriedly gobble up their Asian Pear salads so they can swing by their apartments to whack off to said image.
above….. you maybe right, but she’s still hot as hell and 100x’s better than anyone you’ll get close to. Except in you youjizz dreams.
apparently everyone is banging models here, thats why they would pass on upton
that make-up artist is gay right..
She’s great…except she’s a Yankees fan.
That will not be tolerated. She have the everlovinYankee banged out of her.
I would be her toliet
^^
toilet
I have no idea who she is. Have we seen nudies? I’m picturing camoflage nipples. Not a good look…
Right, there’s nothing more primal than looking at boobs on the internet…
Her tits are sloppy, shes clearly fat (and getting fatter) in the midsection, and honestly her ass is not that great. What the fuck is the hype over this girl?
About 3 months late on this one
yeah shes a fuckin whale? wtf is wrong with u guys where do u live fuckin ethiopia, shes not to shabby in the sheets either, i know from experience dood.
I seriously had no idea there were this many flaming homosexuals on this comment board. Literally stunned by what you people seem to think is attractive. Kate Upton is fat….even you fucking dick lickers who are talking about what she MAY look like in the future, hangh?? Who the FUCK cares what some slut may look like? Fucking asteroid may hit us tonight. Fuck them, fuck all of them!
Wow. I’m just absolutely blown away at the amount of losers in this comment section. She’s got sloppy titties? She’s fat? If you don’t think that she is a 10 you like dick plain and simple. What a bunch of clowns.
Are you fucking kidding me?? All of you fucking dick heads saying she’s fat??? Guaranteed you ALL would fuck much worse in a split second. If she was any skinnier you guys would have something to say too. God, fuck all of you. Pathetic.
Pj18, sex feels like a bag of sand for u doesn’t it?
drop dead gorgeous.
all the guys posting negative comments are fucking crazy..you have never seen, let alone touched (not even in a semi-sexual way) any woman that any where near her on the richter scale. you’re probably all a bunch of losers that sit home all day jerking it to girls who look like they’re 15, all skin and bones. sucks that sanchez is the one who’s getting it in with her, but the woman is drop dead gorgeous.
I’m convinced 99% of men in Boston are gay. Well either that or they are a bunch of tiny dick mother fuckers that will never even sniff a piece of ass like this so they find fault with it.
Where’s sbritton20, I want to know if he’d put it in her butt…. I would for the record
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So much hate. I know what guys are saying about her body – she will struggle to keep weight off after 30 unless she hits the gym. Some guys like toned athletic puss, that’s all. That being said, she is a smoke among smokes and I would hang by my testicles for days just to sniff her once.
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