Watching Kate Upton’s boobs bounce all over the place when she walks the runway may be the most primal thing a man can do. Like my hair could be on fire, I could be starving to death, there could be a rattle snake slithering towards me and I still wouldn’t get up. As long as those tits are bouncing I’m stuck watching. It’s just primal as fuck.  It just sucks that such a limp dick loser like Mark Sanchez is fucking her.   No way a bum like him deserve a piece like her.

I will also say that actually listening to Kate Upton talk made me like her even more. Just the total opposite of so many stuck up models nowadays who complain about how hard their life is and act like being a dick wrecker is an inconvenience. Give me a break. All hot girls even lesbians want guys to check them out. That’s not me guessing.  That’s a fact.  That’s science.  That’s evolution.

PS – Do you know there is a school of thought out there that Kate Upton is too big? Those people are fucking morons. Just because Anna Nicole Smith became crazy and fat doesn’t mean Upton will too. Give me Kate Upton’s body over 99% of models any day of the week and twice on Sunday.