Largest Meatball

Victory!

CONCORD, N.H. – The bouncing mega-meatball record has landed in the East Coast. Matthew Mitnitsky, owner of Nonni’s Italian Eatery in Concord, said Sunday that a 222.5-pound meatball was authenticated as the world’s largest after being weighed by state weights and measures officials. A Guinness Book of World Records official confirmed the big meatball as a record breaker and presented Mitnitsky with a plaque. The old record of 198.6 pounds was set just over a month ago after Los Angeles-based talk show host Jimmy Kimmel vowed to beat a record set in Mexico. That record — 109 pounds — was set in August. Mitnitsky said he got involved “to bring the meatball back to the East Coast because that’s where it originated.”

Take that LA! Fucking Matt Mitnitsky just gave Jimmy Kimmel and the entire West Coast a meatball facial and I love it. Because no mistake about it. New Hampshire and Maine count as Boston. Those fuckers up North are as hardcore as it gets when it comes to Boston sports. So it starts with taking back the meatball World Championship and it will end with taking back the NBA World Championship. What’s ours is ours! Somebody do me a favor and cue the fucking duck boats already because we’re officially back in the championship business courtesy of this 222.5 lb meatball!