We May Have A New Ropeswing Mishap Champion
The Challenger
The Veterans
#1
#2
#3
#4
#5
I think we got a new champion right? I mean the fall itself is just okay, but the postgame commentary is what makes this one for ages. The guttural “Soo Dizzy” makes this a legit contender. Yes! Yes! I think we have a new champion!




this post reminds me of the days when you put effort into each post. quality over quantity. now, there are multiple sub-par bloggers posting blogs on the same videos/stories. it doesn’t make sense. sometimes, to build a true empire, one must refer to the “addition by subtraction” template. yes, that is directed towards neil (among others). and since i’m talking about sub-par bloggers…. where has “whitesoxdave” been since his white sox shit the bed?
Post game isn’t just gold for rope swing videos, its gold for internet videos.
He never had a chance with the line he was taking. Deserves to be on Queer St.
Best case scenario he landed it 3 inches of water, the guy never had a chance
I think i change my vote every time. With that said, I don’t think this is close to the champ. #3 is massively underrated, I don’t I’ve voted for that before but it really is tremendous.
The one where the chicks hits her knees and flips onto her head, she’s dead, right??
What the fuck was this guy trying to accomplish? Dude was fully clothed and had his earbuds in to jump in a foot of water. Got what he deserved
thats what he gets for being the douchebag that wears headphones while rope swinging into a river
bringing the thunder again prez
#2 is always a favorite because all he had to do was let go…our challenger sounds like the Exorcist
I like how he crawled out of the water onto the land to die.
#5 just for the shear unlikelihood of it…good swing, lets go at right time…NOPE foot caught and swinging back upside down into a cliff all capped off with a satisfying *thud* and cries of “help me, help me now!”
I don’t know i’d say #4 is the funniest with that fat bitch just dragging on the ground and #5 is the nastiest. You can hear some bones breaking when he smashes against that cliff. New video makes top 3 but not #1.
5,3,2, challenger, 1,4
#4, wipeout isnt bad but the dudes non-reaction as if he knew this was coming is priceless
Do people just not understand gravity?
YO PRES im thinking bout goin to barstool blackout in richmond tonight. is it worth the trip? ur crew better not fucking fuck up if i do go
GOD, i love how unathletic and graceless these amoeba bodied fucks are.
fuck was this kid thinking? gotta remember this one for the coffee table book i’m working on: “101 Reasons Why White People Are Fucking Retarded” by Some White Guy. I’ll work this in between the chapters on hang gliding and fucking with wild animals.
I like how in the last clip, at the end the guy says, “Your legs stuck”…no shit!
why is this guy wearing headphones?
the challenger vs the veterans? you need a champion to have a challenger you stupid fucking jew
The dude on the ship is the hands down winner (or loser, rather). Hitting the rigging like he did, right on the side of his seal-like toso, had to hurt like a motherfucker. That being said, this latest addition to the “Shouldn’t Breed” club was pretty funny to watch. Might have been staged, but funny all the same.
Sounds like the groans of the grape lady
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk
that was weak, Cribbs hit the ground harder than that last night
If you slow it down you can see his cerebellum shoot out his mouth as he hits.
I think Ill vote for the challenger because I’m sick of seeing the same rope fails. Its refreshing to see a new retard.
i mean those are alright this kid broke both of his legs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GStdQDP6NkI
number 2 will always be the best one because, like one guy already said ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS LET GO
3 is great because its a dumb broad but it is truly in a league of its own with the classic “oh” camera man commentary.
besides #2 and the new one, these are all terrible, I don’t know why you keep posting them.
I was there for #1 in Saco…100% amazing because you had basically 100 people at the same time let out a collective “oohhhhh” just something the others don’t have…