Huff – In the book, titled “Picasso’s Ghost,” Mallory gushes about her engagement to Pablo Picasso’s son, Claude, as well as her affairs with Richard Gere, Peter Sellers and Robert De Niro — the latter of whom Mallory said wears socks while having sex. Mallory and De Niro met at the Chateau Marmont in 1975 and engaged in a 14-day affair. “During lovemaking, he never stopped looking in my eyes,” she writes in “Picasso’s Ghost.” “He had a butterfly tattoo that I later realized matched his flighty spirit. So did the fact that he left his socks on. The following year he married Diahnne Abbott … I would have appreciated a phone call.”

 

So some chick wrote a book in which she chronicled sex with a few celebrities, one of whom was Robert De Niro. And apparently De Niro leaves his socks on while he fucks. Now look, I respect the dude as an actor and love his movies as much as the next guy, but leaving your socks on during sex is a total psychopath move. Only fucking weirdos do that. I don’t even understand the point of it. You’re taking off all the rest of your clothing…why are the socks so special that they get to stay on? It’s just insane person shit. I wouldn’t trust anyone who does it and if I find out I’m friends with anyone who does then they’re off my buddy list immediately. The only people crazier are the ones who leave their t-shirt on.

Damn, Bobby. You think you know a guy and then it comes out that he’s a socks-during-sex type of nutjob. Total mind blow.