See this is what Feitleburg has to learn.  It’s not just writing ability or talent or being able to make people laugh.   It’s about how bad do you want it.   I mean how the fuck do I beat him to this blog?  We got 9 million emails about it.   He has access to our tips email.  Is he not checking it?  This shit happened at 7:57.  I didn’t watch the game.  I haven’t been checking our email.   Yet somehow I managed to hear about this and blog it before he did.    Not good son.   Not good.    If a boob gets grabbed at Fenway that needs to be on the site within 3 seconds of the nipple becoming erect.  I’m not even joking.  It’s what seperates us from them.    It’s what separates the good bloggers from the great ones.   It’s just about how bad do you want it.   This missed tit grab is a serious black mark against the Feitleberg audition tape.