Welcome To The End Of The Internet Part V – Man With The Giant Silicone Penis (NSFW)
Check please. I literally spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any when this guy took out his elephant cock out his pants the first time. And then I literally spit it out again when he said he has no regrets except when “sometimes when he sees a really young guy and thinks how he’d like to fuck his ass”. Check please indeed.
Got to love the Internet. You just never know what you’re going to see next. 2 girls 1 cup? Cake Farts? Peanut Butter Man? Queefing Spagettio? Elephant Cock Man? You name it and the Internet has got it.
WHAT THE FUCK. I hate you for this. Worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
I just ripped my eyeballs out and lit them on fire
it’s like a car accident… you know its going to be fucked up but you have to look and cant really stop looking… I immediately watched the Boobs on a roller coaster video after looking at that video… i suggest everyone else do the same
K i’m ending it.
Finally, more insight into LobsterClaw’s fucked up life
that didnt even bother me, looked nothing like a cock or balls.
so is this the new schedule we can expect everyday? smokeshow, links, video of dick?
and i was so nieve to think i wouldnt see a bigger cock than brandon spike’s on the stool this week…
So you have to sensor Hot naked chicks, but you can show some nasty cock? WTF EP.
You’re even more gay than Daniel Tosh.
This is so fucking OLD
Is tosh gay? Ive heard a shitload of people say that, but I dont see it.
I just watched that with a look of total bewilderment on my face…it wasn’t even that gross really…it was just fucking strange…like I didn’t really understand it (he injected silicone in his dick?) why would be do that?…why does he like that he has a blob dick? so many questions…none of which I really need answered
how can u challenge what a cock should LOOK and FUNCTION like u fukken idiot?????? it should look like a penis and fuck pussy u dumb fuck!!!!!! its not rocket science bro!!!!
Dude. Look it up. Fraggle Rock. Boober and the Glob. IDENTICAL.
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/File:303b.JPG
I have now seen everything. Thanks prez.
p.s. seriously what the FUCK
Dnm3, great call.
The basic question that people are asking is not “can you have an orgasm.” It’s how do you check whether your clothes are dry?
Once you go What In God’s Name Is That, you never go back.
so big that it wasn’t even gross…i wonder if he lubes up the interior of a traffic cone to masturbate
I don’t get it. Captain Priccard here did this to challenge how people think about what a dong should look like? Not like that, dude…certainly not like that. I had to watch rollercoaster boobs 3 times just to get the baffled/disgusted look off my face. Pres should not be allowed to post shit like this so early in the morning.
Pres is officially obsessed with Cock. You need to start writing for Perez Hilton, I heard he is obsessed with it too.
Pre breakfast. Nothing in my stomach yet I still wanted to puke. That is just disturbing. I don’t know whats worse. he did this to himself, or he’s showing it. I hope he gets creamed by a bus.
weak.
makes 2 girls 1 cup look like Sunday school:
http://www.1man1jar.com/ (NSFW)
You have to be some seriously demented to do this to yourself.
WTF is wrong with people?
That thing would make for an epic teabag.
after 1 man 1 jar (and to an extend kids in the sandbox) i decided to retire from disturbing video watching
no puppy drowning, no brain bug from starshipstroopers cock vids. fuck u prez
I thought it was more disturbing listening to him talk about than actually seeing it. And I don’t want to know what it will be like in 30 or 40 years.
Still has nothing on Brandon Spikes
And he injected silicon into his cock and balls for what reason??? Just a complete asshole.
I’ve seen a total of 2 wangs and 0 vaginas in 1 week on this site. Thought this was a site for straight dudes…..
Did he call having a deformed cock that you can’t have sex with an “odyssey”? Did he say he’s “challenging” people to re-think what a penis should look like?………… Somebody put a bullet in his brain. Please. Fuckin freak show loser. Starving for some attention maybe?