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Guess where this photo is from.

A. Spankwire

B. Youporn.

C. Barstool Sports

D. New York Times

E. None of the Above

 

And the answer is D, The New York Times.   Duh..obviously!    Hey stay classy NY Times.  Stay Classy.   Seriously how the fuck is a smut publisher like myself supposed to survive nowadays when everybody and their grandmother does smut but I’m the only one that gets labeled a smut publisher?   It’s bullshit.    Like if we published this photo it would be porn.  But since it’s the NY Times it’s art.    Not fair.