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Westborough Lacrosse Coach Gets Suspended Because His Team Is A Bunch Of Pussbags
Typical fucking Lacrosse pussies. Whining like little girls that their coach is too hard on them. Oh boo hoo, boo hoo he threw balls at us. Shut up! I mean at first I thought they just had to stand their and take it and I still was going to side with the coach. But now we find out not only were they wearing cups and helmets, but they had sticks. Umm, that sounds an awful lot like a normal drill to me. Hey maybe if you learn how to get in front of a ball you wouldn’t be getting demolished by Nashoba High School 14-1. Did you ever think of that? Seriously it doesn’t get any softer than this. Westborough Lacrosse is the new poster child for pussy lacrosse players everywhere.
In college if we were late everyone lined up along the boards and we had to skate down the ice while they rifled pucks at us.
Really? He got in trouble for that?
Westborough, just like the rest of central mass, sucks at lacrosse. dont judge Mass lax off central mass. ever.
That father being interviewed was definitely a serial killer
I think that the McKinnon’s are a complete fucking joke. Nice vest fag. I love how the parents have a disagreement on their front porch in front of news cameras. Hey numbnuts, way to get your wife in line and pull your shit together before you call Fox 25 over to your house.
I like Erin Hawksworth’s slightly husky voice. I’m guessing that she’s licked a box or forty.
I’d like to throw balls off Erin Hawksworth’s chin
Hey, it’s Nashoba Technical High School… because it’s only technically a high school.
I thought Erin Hawksworth was hot until she started talking
Lacrosse sucks. It’s a sport for boys that aren’t good enough to play baseball or hockey at the varsity level.
Discuss
These kids are pussys for complaining but pres your a fucking moron. First that isn’t a normal drill at all. Step in the cage with your purple starfish shorts on and take some shots from me and well see who the pussy is. But I also don’t know if you could fit a helmet over your head with that massive beak you got. And pres you played baseball. Maybe if you played lax and ran around as a kid you wouldn’t be a complete fatass these days.
Hah…baseball is a sport for old men….is there anything more torturous than baseball practice? Games are great, practice sucks. Basketball practice and games were both fun.
Never played lacrosse but I see why kids would play it, way more exciting (and physical) than baseball.
Hawksworth= killer legs and a great ass
Ckb, isn’t hockey a winter sport?
First off I grew up playing baseball, basketball, then football through high school. Played lax second half of hs, one of the greatest sports ever. The technical ability wasn’t hard to pick up and my friends and I all played because it was another sport were you got to light someone up when football was over. The people that pussy fuck about the sport are the old school fucks that still want it to be purely technical, them and probably the kids that play attack that dont get to hit anyone and cry because there the ones getting hit, man up bitch’s, just like football your not fully playing unless your playing defense!
PS: are you serious we use to helmet box for half of practice just to make sure there were no pussys on the team! then take turns being goalie just like this
Those kids will make perfect superfans someday soon. Pussies.
This is what happens to soccer players who think lax is for them. Good lesson for the kids as well, if something is too hard just whine and cry about it and you’ll get your way.
lacrosse is full of pussys? guess jim brown is a pussy.
Russell McKinnon is the man. Enough Said. Know him well and he is funny as shit.
CptKBalls,
I was more than good enough to play varsity baseball, but I chose lax instead. Next to hockey, it’s my favorite sport.
Pickett’s right, baseball is pretty damn boring 99% of the time. In lacrosse, especially as a midfielder, you’re involved 100% of the time you’re on the field.
And most lax players are also hockey players. Wake up numnuts.
Goddammit, I hate it when lax players give themselves a bad name. Are these kids serious?
P.S. Pres, I’ll accept you calling lax players pussies if you’ll admit baseball players are mega pussies. I mean, blisters put some guys on the DL, seriously.
Nah, CptKBalls is right. Jim Brown never would’ve been able to make his varsity baseball team.
CptKballs…I was a varsity hockey player, and lacrosse player. You are entirely wrong. Also, Lacrosse is a spring sport. Not sure about how that has anything to do with a winter sport.
lax is clearly for kids who cannot hit a curveball. end of story.
reason guys go on the DL for a blister isnt because it hurts its because they cant throw 95 w one anymore you idiot. oh boo hoo they fired balls at us w no gear a helment and a stick waaahhh…seems to me like thats the main objective in baseball no?
Jobas Mom,
If you knew anything you’d be getting your meth from Walter White.
first things first, lacrosse is a mans game. I played college and if you fucked up in a game you might as well accept the fact that you’ll have your body broken the next week by not only the coach but everyone you let down. this coach is just doing whats right and weeding out the pussbags. My coach used to spit on us with dip spit in high school, god damn these kids suck.
Cpk, I also played varsity football, hockey and lacrosse in high school and any kid that played hockey most likely played lacrosse as well.
Jobas Mom, do you know how fast some lacrosse players can shoot? On average a D1 player shoots 85mph…with a much more dense ball than a baseball. I
Jobas Mom, you musn’t watch much baseball if you think the main objective is blasting people with 95 mph heaters. In fact, if you do that you get thrown out. I love baseball, and I love watching baseball, but I’ll never say you have to be tough to play it. You have to be skilled, but not necessarily tough.
“Typical fucking Lacrosse pussies.” ..coming from the guy who looks like he’s never seen a game field in his life. You’re pretty quick to generalize too. The kids didn’t even complain, the parents saw all that happen after the game was over, and their genius coach started pegging his players for all to see. Listen to the “Parents said… this.. and parents said that” part of the report, then you can talk.
Wake up with Erin Hawksworth!
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The guy who invented lacrosse was cut from his high school baseball team. There is next to zero skill in lacrosse. Yeah you got to be in shape but what the fuck else do you really need to do? Oh and Ericmanginaeffect, throwing your Div4 college resume out there is pretty fucking pathetic.
Oh yeah? Well I played Varsity in high school
CaptKballs and Bobby Lobel, your both fuckin idiots. I dont care if you want to make any argument about why baseball is more interesting or more fun or whatever but the arguments your making just make you sound like the biggest morons in the world.
lacrosse is a awesome sport. Nashoba and Westboro are awful teams
Bobby Lobel,
What skill does baseball possess that gets it above the “zero” skill it takes for lax? Hand Eye coordination? Nope. Speed? Nope. Strength? Nope.
Oh I get it, you mean the ability to crush two extra large meatball subs and stand at first base in between needle sessions so you can bat .220 and hit 40 homers and go home.
Lacrosse is for kids who can’t hit a curveball and want to beat the shit out of people instead of becoming the bat boy/stat guy/sports blogger who brags about his Babe Ruth and Little League days.
Bobby Lobel,
Lacrosse was actually a Native American sport that would last for days, sometimes to the death. So I think its safe to say that the “inventor” of baseball was cut from his team for not being coordinated enough.
bobby lobel,
I played D1 you chump and i would love to smoke you with a shot to the non-existant nuts you have. I hope you had fun playing high school ball, graduating, and never picking up a bat again except to play softball in your beer league and wheezing down the first base line. Clearly you’re sitting behind your computer in your mothers house eating easy mac right now with WoW on pause in the background. Suck a fatty.
First of all…fuck you for judging lacrosse on these pussies. Maybe the title should read Central Mass is for Pussbags. This shit flew without question at my high school and tons others. Its the kind of stuff that builds character.
el prez and others,
it’s pretty fuckin ignorant of you to judge an entire sport based on a news story about one shitty high school team.
hahaha… im from westborough high (’03) i played sports there n they r a bunch of pussbags, rich cocky pompuss douchebags where if the got in a fight they would try to sue!!! go f-ing coach!!!