What Am I Missing About This Secret Service Hooker Scandal?
CARTAGENA, Colombia — Secret Service officials planning a wild night of fun in Colombia did some of their own advanced work last week, booking a party space at the Hotel Caribe before heading out to the night clubs, hotel sources tell ABC News exclusively. As first reported by ABC, the men went to the “Pley Club” brothel, where they drank expensive whiskey and bragged that they worked for President Obama. The men were also serviced by prostitutes at the club. But the night didn’t end there. The men brought women from the Pley Club back to the hotel and also picked up additional escorts from other clubs and venues around town, sources tell ABC News. Eleven officials were involved and, according to Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, who was briefed on the misconduct by Secret Service, “twenty or twenty-one women foreign nationals were brought to the hotel.”ABC has learned that, when booking the party space, the men told hotel staff that they anticipated roughly 30 people. The officials’ misconduct in Cartagena last week, ahead of the president’s visit for the Summit of the Americas, has already forced three agents out of their positions. The Secret Service has also widened their investigation of the officials to include possible drug use during their partying in Cartagena, ABC News confirmed.
I readily admit I haven’t really been following this secret service “scandal”, but I just read this article and I’m totally and utterly confused on what the big deal is. I mean are we talking about practice? Practice? It’s not like these guys were fucking prostitutes while somebody was trying to shoot Obama right? Obama wasn’t even in town yet. So what is everybody so fired up about? Isn’t prostitution legal in Columbia anyway? Like I guarantee if you put me and my friends in Columbia for a week we’re going to visit a couple brothels and round up as many hookers as we can for a good old fashioned hooker party. Any group of friends who wouldn’t do that are either liars or losers. In fact I’d actually worry about these guys if they didn’t enjoy themselves. That’s why I can’t take Mitt Romeny serious. How can you vote for a guy who has never had a beer? Same thing here. How can you trust a secret service agent who doesn’t party with hookers while on vacation in Columbia? You can’t. So everybody has to stop being so hypocritical and so righteous. Red blooded males fuck Colombian hookers and do drugs when in Columbia. Get over it.


This was my argument. If I hire a bunch of Steven Segals, Chuck Norris’, and JVD’s for my security detail I’d bat an eyelash if they WEREN’T banging hookers while off the clock. Non story.
You’re an idiot. They were using almost 1 million in tax dollars for their crazy parties.
not that i dont like crazy coked up sex parties, just use your own money
I just realized my example is a poor one. JVD and Norris wouldn’t need to pay women to sleep with them. Segal would and, in that case, he better be using his own damn money.
its about blackmailing the SS guys for info – that’s why they can’t do anything out of line.
Who. The hell. Cares?!
If that’s what hookers look like Columbia I’m buying the ticket tomorrow.
“Red blooded males fuck Colombian hookers and do drugs when in Columbia. Get over it.”
Truth
The military’s technically not supposed to bang hookers, either. I’m sure that never ever happens.
As long as they’re not doing drugs, giving up intel or using tax payer money, I say let them bang all the strange they want. Pussy’s one of the biggest perks of that type of job.
r those the actual pics of the chicks? im dying to see what they look like. would love to visit cartagena columbians the creme de la creme of hispanic women.
stevo287 – doubt these guys are stupid enough to charge these parties to the US government. sure, they’re paid with US tax dollars but this is income with which they’re free to do whatever they want.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/secret-service-colombian-hooker-scandal-escort-explosive-scandal-article-1.1064287
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^That columbian hooker better be the fucking wake up tomorrow morning. GOOD FUCKING LORD. Columbia has to be the number #1 place in the world to hold a bachelors party.
you are really that dumb….
Blackout Columbia?
I bet it’s fairly easy to find good white devil in Columbia?
@yourpalpfz – I’d snort Columbia yayo off that bitch’s tits any day of the week and twice on cinco de mayo
each secret service member has a detailed copy of the presidents itinerary…so would be assassin gets hooker into hotel room hooker takes schedule would be assassin knows exactly where Obama will be and at what time
and idiots…it’s ColOmbia…Columbia is the capital of south carolina
el pres – certified moron…… just think of the info you could get from a secret service agent if you had some candid or embarassing pictures….
I would give the Secret Service my secret services
Prez spreadin lies again: “I tasted a beer and tried a cigarette once, as a wayward teenager, and never did it again,” MR. Dude sounds awesome.
It jeopardizes national security. If you can”t figure out why, then you fail at life.
The only question that came to mind after hearing about this “scandal” was – I wonder how much flights to Colombia cost..
“How can you vote for a guy who has never had a beer? ”
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That’s easy, dummy. The guy he’s running against is a total fucking shitstorm disaster.
^That’s putting it mildly, Carl.
For those that need enlightenment on this issue: Let’s say 40 SS agents went down to Colombia, 20 on duty and 20 off duty. If a crisis were to happen needing the attention of all 40 agents, but 20 were off getting loaded on coke and booze, they wouldn’t be at their highest intellectual state of minds to make life or death decisions in the name of America.
carlsweetchuck i remember when Obama one, i thought you would have hanged yourself, no such luck, how is that shitty state of RI you live in doing? Get me a sandwich pussy, OBAMA is the man and ELpres is voting for him again, get over it, pussy. that is all, Blackdude Outie 500
The fact that some of the Colombian hookers in Aruba made the girls in the picture above look like shit was definitely a factor. Some were so hot, no way would they be hookers in this country. They’d be models.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRdz21wbyqU&feature=related
Blackdude:
You remember when “Obama one?” Typical uneducated Obama voter. Thanks for making my point.
We get it – You’re black, he’s black. For you, skin color takes precedence over ability and policy. Same type of attitude that got blacks into trouble in the first place.
obviously i meant won dickhead
yeah i didn’t vote him in cause he was black, i voted for him because he was a Democrat you fuck face, i voted before Obama was around bro, whatever floats your boat you pussy, you’re probably the only stoolie i really wish would get hit by a bus, i would then kindly proceed to kick your fucking spleen in, fucking chump
PS my run on sentences are the fucking boss you little fat cunt.
Bang the hookers off-site. Rookie mistake. Should have rented rooms and a party suite at a separate hotel. And who’s the dummie who didn’t pay!
“That’s why I can’t take Mitt Romeny serious. How can you vote for a guy who has never had a beer?” Sure you can fill in that oval on your own? R-O-M-N-E-Y.
i honestly think these guys may have not known these chicks were prostitutes. they went to a place that looked like a night club, took some chicks back to the hotel and then the chicks got mad in the morning when all the dudes gave them was money for a cab.
When part of your job description entails jumping in front of a bullet for another person, I have no problem with some taxpayer money going to fuel a hooker party for them. Lord knows that money will just be wasted on something else anyways.
This scandal was drum up by the Columbian Tourisism Bureau to make Columbia the newest Spring Break destination
if you dont vote for obama you are a idiot plain and simple. carl sweetchuck black dude doesnt vot for obama becasue he is black, because for the 100th time black dude is white
Does this look like a political forum or a place where you can dream about doing gaggers off a perfect 10 Colombian hooker?
Blackdude, please enlighten me as to the finer points of just one of the platforms that the democratic party supports. Please. Just one. Fact is, while certain things have highlighted our current president’s tenure, he really hasn’t been all that great. Granted he was handed a mess in the first place, but he hasn’t done very well at even putting lipstick on the pig. Worst that could happen? Secret Service agent gives away info that gets Obama killed. VP takes over for the remainder of tenure. “National Security crisis” averted. Dems hopefully come up with a more viable candidate to lose to Romney (probably not though). Come at me bro. You fuckin dipshit!
stro, i told elpres to start up a barstool for politic shit , can you imagine the comments it would get?!?!??!
stro, carl sweetchuck told me before that he fucked 10′s, i laughed so hard for days
kickthepuppy , are you serious right now, you really are a fucking moron,i have posted tons of Obama things in the past, not going to even waste my time trying to argue with you and bring up the points, just search barstool for my old comments
done and done, ps youre cunt like Mitt flip flop Romney
democrats = wanting to goto war and fuck the middle class less than republicans.
what else is there to care about? prayers? gays? fucking plumber joe? everything else doesnt matter.
And let the record state, I would happily snorted cross country skiing through every mountain and crevice on any one of those cum filled who-ahs in the name of national security whether on the clock or off!
it’s Colombia, not Columbia
Keep your snake in its cage until after the leader of the free world (who u r supposed to be protecting) has come and gone
A+ Blog. Fuck Flip Flopney and his magic underwear. President Obama 2012.