(AdAge) - The Durex In-Sync Song Generator, created by Iris Worldwide, New York, for the Reckitt-Benckiser brand, asks a series of questions about preferences for time of day in lovemaking as well as how varied, energetic and loud one’s routine is. Then, it has the user send a request to his or her partner on Facebook to complete the survey, or has the partner fill in the questions at the same time if in the same place.

So Durex has this new ad campaign where they tell you take a quiz and learn what song best suits your sex style. I took it last night and could not be more devastated. Fucking Al Green? Yeah I’m sure he was just the cats pajamas when gramps used to put it down on nana back in the day, but that’s not exactly the image I’m looking to portray. I’m fucking romantic and racy. Not old and boring. You know what my sneaky sex song is? 50 Cent & Justin Timberlake – Ayo Technology. No idea why. It makes no sense to me either but when that shit comes on I become as close to sexually adequate as possible. I think if I had to make a sex playlist it would go

1. Next – Too Close

2. 50 Cent and JT – Ayo Technology

3. R. Kelly – Bump and Grind

4. Nelly Furtado – Promiscuous

5. Rod Stewart – Think I’m Sexy

6. Foreigner – I Want to Know What Love Is

7. Buck Cherry – Crazy Bitch

8. Ludacris – Fantasy

9. Christina Aguilara – Dirty

10. Lil Kim and Sisqo – How Many Licks

11. LL Cool J – Doin It

12. 112 – Peaches and Cream

13. Bad Company – Feel Like Makin’ Love

14. Ginuwine – Pony

15. Dream – Falsetto

16. Boyz II Men – I’ll Make Love To You

Boom. That’s it. The ultimate fuck list. No way you get through the whole list, not even close to it, but that’s baby making music. Or I could just blare a little Blondie and touch myself like I’ll probably end up doing anyway.