What Are The Best Songs To Fuck To?
(AdAge) - The Durex In-Sync Song Generator, created by Iris Worldwide, New York, for the Reckitt-Benckiser brand, asks a series of questions about preferences for time of day in lovemaking as well as how varied, energetic and loud one’s routine is. Then, it has the user send a request to his or her partner on Facebook to complete the survey, or has the partner fill in the questions at the same time if in the same place.
So Durex has this new ad campaign where they tell you take a quiz and learn what song best suits your sex style. I took it last night and could not be more devastated. Fucking Al Green? Yeah I’m sure he was just the cats pajamas when gramps used to put it down on nana back in the day, but that’s not exactly the image I’m looking to portray. I’m fucking romantic and racy. Not old and boring. You know what my sneaky sex song is? 50 Cent & Justin Timberlake – Ayo Technology. No idea why. It makes no sense to me either but when that shit comes on I become as close to sexually adequate as possible. I think if I had to make a sex playlist it would go
1. Next – Too Close
2. 50 Cent and JT – Ayo Technology
3. R. Kelly – Bump and Grind
4. Nelly Furtado – Promiscuous
5. Rod Stewart – Think I’m Sexy
6. Foreigner – I Want to Know What Love Is
7. Buck Cherry – Crazy Bitch
8. Ludacris – Fantasy
9. Christina Aguilara – Dirty
10. Lil Kim and Sisqo – How Many Licks
11. LL Cool J – Doin It
12. 112 – Peaches and Cream
13. Bad Company – Feel Like Makin’ Love
14. Ginuwine – Pony
15. Dream – Falsetto
16. Boyz II Men – I’ll Make Love To You
Boom. That’s it. The ultimate fuck list. No way you get through the whole list, not even close to it, but that’s baby making music. Or I could just blare a little Blondie and touch myself like I’ll probably end up doing anyway.
bro you wont have enough sex to make it through that whole cd in a lifetime.
“Ayo Technology” is the tits, but no way in hell you last until then, Feitelberg.
Are you kidding me with this fucking list? I want to know what love is by fucking Foreigner??? Did that come with a side of dick?
Portishead–Dummy The entire album. Done.
“I used to love her but I had to kill her” is my go to.
“Ring of Fire” by Johnny Cash is good because it helps me remember to wear a condom.
The entire Wish You Were Here CD from Pink Floyd.
Just house music, that is all
I got head to “You’re Nobody til Somebody Loves You” by Dean Martin one time while drinking out of a bottle of amaretto so that is forever on my playlist.
Pretty sure your go to is YMCA.
Play – David Banner. BOOM!
Actually if I am “making love” to one of the cunts from Occupy Boston, I play death metal, and I play it loud.
Don’t want my neighbors to hear them trying to get out of the basement.
Stop pretending you have had sex more then 5 times.
Was 2001 the last time you got laid?
Also Feits, didn’t you slam that chick from FSU who got caught fucking under the pier? No way you didn’t lay the pipe on her without some Jimmy Buffet rocking in the background.
nothin gets me in the mood to fuck like “drips” by eminem and obie
Rod Stewart – Think I’m Sexy – may be the worst song of all time. And you forgot Nirvana’s Rape Me.
Unless you plan on eating crotch for 60 minutes, there is no way you make it past JT’s first solo in AYO.
Moby – “The Ultimate Fuck Song” hands down. It’s hilariously impossible to try and keep up with. No way you or the chick will keep a straight face
Uggh when is the hebrew honker getting back from P-Town??? Cant take this kike’s blongs
Nine Inch Nails – Closer
Yeah I bet this is the ultimate list… For those who have a serious case of the GHEY!
FMLYHM by Seether. Boom. Done. Follow it with some disturbed or something heavy, yet still slightly bass-y. Can’t wait to tell my kid he/she was conceived when I failed to pull out in time while thumping the shit out of his mom to some fuckin 5 Finger Death Punch
Good call jdarts!
How is Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds not on this list?
Drown Deep by Maxwell. Instant female ejaculation.
Kenny Loggins- Danger Zone
Kdwise87 FTW
feitelbergs real list is 1 song Touch Myself by the Divinyls. Boom.
Wow, Too Close was about having a boner on the dance floor? How did my middle school mind not realize that. Pony is number 1
Roxy Music….period.
Motorhead- Love Me Like A Reptile…if your woman is the sensitive type.
for the win!
by One Eyed Bandit on July 2, 2012 at 2:44 pm
Was 2001 the last time you got laid?
Are you guys kidding me ? How could nobody mention ” I Just Wanna Fuck You” by Dr. Dre or “Fuckin you tonight” by Notorious BIG ???
My roommate for my freshman year of college was a skinny white kid who LOVED to think he was black, somehow he pulled ass and only fucked to Death Rows greatest hits… eventhough i hated his guts i loved that he had to have that CD playing while he was fucking. To this day i still cant hear “2 of Amerikaz most wanted” without cracking a big ole smile
Oh shit how did no one put “Summer of 69″ by Bryan Adams?
5MinuteMajor = correct. Bitches love that cheddah
Clearly need 2 separate playlists depending if you are loving or fucking. Can’t mix NIN with Marvin Gaye. Sneaker pimps need to make it on there somewhere. But give me Hypnotize by biggie on the fuck list
most citizen cope..but “holdin’ on” is good
I can’t understand how Keith Sweat doesn’t make the cut.
Get out the Led Zepplin. Bang it.
Portishead – Glory Box
How about a little flow to this playlist? I want to know what love is followed by crazy bitch?
all of you are crazy. the CLEAR answer is H-Town’s “Knockin’ Boots”…that shit has been holding me down since like ’93. shocked by some of these answers…who the hell fucks to rock music??? that old nine inch nails shit is acceptable i guess, but it’s been cliche since ’96. R&B all day, kids, get with the fucking program. you also can’t lose with mid-career R. Kelly. top flight music right there.
gonna make an exception to my aforementioned feelings on rock music and fucking, and go on board with one of my mortal enemies here, cantgetthestinkout (this is dro man if you didn’t know)…kenny loggins – danger zone…you really can’t go wrong with that one, in any situation, really.
and if we’re going with classic 80s movie soundtrack songs, i’m going to make it a point to start fucking to “you’re the best around” from karate kid. inspirational shit right there. i already lift to it, why not crush ass to it as well?
Feoiltoberg couldn’t fuck his hand through ONE of those songs (unless moe was watching).
pearl jam’s ten.
youre welcome
Foreigner – I want to know what love is – literally the worst song of all time, for this reason, I cannot validate any songs on this list…not to mention out of 16 songs you have it listed at number 6??
Knockin Boots? Barry White? Marvin Gaye?? At least Bel Biv Devoe? Or Naughty by Nature?
shit, Shaggy would work
Marvin Gaye, Sexual Healing..
Shaggy – Angel
Aaaaaand female ejaculation complete.
Probably the worst playlist of all-time.