What Is A Expected From A Guy During Sexting?
I was reading the Greg Oden interview on Grantland last night and, regarding his dick pic, Oden said something to the affect of “I was just reciprocating. A girl sends me 100s of pics and I’m gonna send something back. I’m not an asshole.” Kinda got me thinking, what is expected from a dude when sexting with a chick? Like if a chick is just blowing up your phone with pictures of her ass and tits and twat, are you expected to reciprocate? Do you send a picture of yourself with your shirt off, completely nude, just a picture of your dick? I’m not sure. Girls have 3 separate, sexual areas. They can keep it fresh. All dudes are good for is the dick. So I think you gotta just go and respond with comments like “nice,” “looking good,” “cool.” Small, complimentary shit. Never blowing it out of proportion and letting her get a big head. You gotta leave an idea of doubt in her mind so she thinks you’re still unimpressed and keeps trying to one-up herself.
But if you’re gonna go the Oden route and respond with a dick pic I’m pretty sure the only way to go is send a shot of yourself rocking a mean semi. Gut reaction would be to get as hard as possible, make sure there’s nothing in the shot that could be used to gauge size, and snap off a pic of that. But if you do that, that’s all. It’s the whole kit and kaboodle. There are no previews, it’s just straight to the feature presentation. While if you get chubbed up and send one then at least she’s thinking “oh, that’s what it looks like soft. Maybe he’s a grower too? I need to get my hands on it and find out.” You open up the door to more discussions. If you send one boner pic then she’s probably gonna be pretty underwhelmed and then the dream is dead. You left nothing up to the imagination. You gotta just work it up and pretend that’s what it looks like flaccid. Whatever you do, don’t go the Favre route. Don’t leave a limp dick in your hand that has her wondering if that’s your cock or your thumb.
Vote 1 for “all you gotta do is make her feel pretty when she sends em,” 10 for the chick wants to see the cock
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No Stoolettes out there to weigh in on this one?
Seriously I’ve done it before usually works by the guy saying you should send me a pic. Then she does and you tell her how horney it makes you or how she looks good or whatever. But you WAIT till she asks for one in return never just send one.
Why aren’t posts like this done by Gracie, Molly, or Elyse? Where are all these female Barstool interns? If the question is “what do females think?”, isn’t that The Reason for which these broads are hired?
Seems that the hiring of these broads is announced with much fanfare — using their pics to drive pageviews — then they’re never heard from again. What’s the point of hiring these broads if they never write a word? It’s like a Hot Girl Witness Protection Program.
Solid analysis of sending a dickie.
i am not a fan of random dick pics… just go to craigslist casual encounters; men seeking women.
You are not a fan huh?
It goes nipple -> dick-> pussy-> asshole
Sexting chain of command
What Dave said. You wait till she asks, don’t just shoot her one out of the blue. And throw a few ripped pics, save the dick pics for last
Rookies, you never send a dick pick to a chick under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. If she’s sending you pics, you’re most likely banging her anyways. If your relationship goes bad and she has your dick pick on file, it’s trouble.
^I’m not concerned in the slightest.
Amanda44, where are you? I should just go stiff right girl? Fuck it.
Bj that’s why you never send one with your face in it you just take a close up of your hog with nothing in the background. And you thinking just because you are getting pics means you are banging in wrong. Some chics I have done it with were 6 hours away no fucking just pics and beating off(if you are lucky they might send a video of them self diddling it)
dicks aren’t good looking, period. that being said, i don’t see why anyone would want a still frame of one in their possesion. no good can come of it.
-female
The funniest part is you call us rookies and you don’t even know what you are talking about.
all chicks want to see is pics of your balloon knot, they eat that shit up
Well then I’m fucked because I got enough pics and video’s out there to start a mini-website… Guess I won’t be able to run for public office anymore with my Keene State degree and tons of experience of being a douchebag
serious question: do you guys actually sex? I’ve legit never done that. I’ve banged a decent amount of girls, had 2 girlfriends, but never in my life have I sexted. I am fucked up?
wow. that post was garbled trash. i meant to ask if any of you actually sext? I have never done it.
you never, repeat never, have any sort of evidence of who you are in the pic other than your hog. If shit ever goes down, all you say is, wasn’t me! no evidence=no foul.
Swapped pictures and told girls what I would want them to do and they tell me what they want me to do to them. I don’t know if that is sexting but that’s what I have done.
Teeny, call me maybe?
CrustFace, its an absolute must try. As long as you heed Beatstains advice then your good. Broads these days love that shit. Long gone are the days where you hafto date a chick for 3 months before fingering her. Whole new ballgame bro.
I actually was sexted a pic the other day from a milf I banged while at Spartan Race in Arizona last year. I said very nice, and she said now go in the bathroom put your hands on your cock and send me a pic. I said only if she sent me a booty/vag/tit pic all in one pic. Those are hard to do. Anyway she did, so I had to reciprocate.
feets killed it- funniest blog ive read in along time
What the fuck is this, the Junior High lunch room?
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“Oh, I’ve had 2 GFs and I got to 2nd base!”
“OMG sexting you is making me so horny lol”
“Do u wanna see my peenie? Lemme see urs”
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Find a girl. Get her drunk. Take off clothes. Get busy.
End of story.
I always get out of dick pics by saying i’m in a public place like a bar or train. works everytime
vtmc = hardo
@DooBah
Find a girl. Introduce her to cocaine. Don’t tell her where you get it from. Get blowjobs every night. She ends up going to rehab. No relationship necessary.
boo radley haha I get it. Rock Hardo.
Doobah you are missing the point. You can have a girlfriend or a wife and get pictures sent to you from other chics. It’s not about going out and fucking a chic. For me it’s more of a challenge to get them to send me something knowing I shouldn’t be doing it. That’s the fun part. Plus if it’s a friend of yours on fb or something that lives hours away how are you gonna take her out and get her drunk? And no I’m not in highschool or in my 20′s. It’s called having fun and seeing what you can do
I usually get hard and hold a towel up with my cock. She knows it’s there, but can’t see it. The dance continues….
A+ Feitelberg
rex is fat FTW!
Exactly davemac, 100 fucking percent. Also, the age old trick of buying a pre-paid phone, solely for the chics who arent you G/F, Wife etc… just make sure u hide the phone. Been caught with that before, not fun.
Had this smoke show spanish chick who lived across from, exchanged numbers to “hang out” so i got shitfaced, passed out w/ my phone out and unlocked, the g/f went thru it and seen puerto rican double d’s filling up my inbox. holy shit the shitstorm that followed. lock your phones dudes
this doesnt work if youre fat but for those that are toned..you pull your briefs/boxers waistband far enough down so that its not showing your pubes but exposes most of your torso..chicks eat that shit up..makes them want to see then go lower and then when they ask for more send them one with the tip peeking out of the waistband..number 1 rule, always leave them wanting more..you gotta give them something to try for
Need the definitve answer from Gaystoolie.
yea but im sure gay guys only wanna see cock so gaystoolie’s answer would be biased
Don’t use the word twat.
I have sent pics, but have never asked to see pics in return. As teenytreez said.. dicks are not pretty so I don’t really care to have one saved on my phone. Guys, I would not send a pic unless she really really wants you too.
stro… i said random dicks
wingsgirl, looks like teenyteez is playing hard to get. How about you? Call me maybe?
Looks like kris10 like the strange.
Sorry I’m wrong she just lines pictures of stro’s dick. Whore
hahahaha A++
Note to self: Stop sending so many unannounced dick pics
RobertGOrr I think Molly’s gone but I agree