What Is Going On In My Backyard?
Barstool NYC – And by little friends she obviously means tremendous BOMBS. Do you know what blows my mind? That Ashley Ann Vickers, the hottest chick on the planet Earth, is just kicking it in her apartment rocking Stool gear and tweeting me about it. There’s absolutely NO reason why a chick that gorgeous should even take a millisecond out of her day to think about anything to do with me. At this point she should basically be the most famous girl in the world and instead she’s just perusing Barstool, Guessing Asses and playing Smokesmash and tweeting me amazingly hot pictures of herself. I guess that’s what happens when you discover outrageously beautiful girls and put them on to the whole blogosphere.
You guys think there’s a chance she might wanna marry me?
Vote 1 for KFC is too good looking for Ashley Ann Vickers they would never work out Vote 10 for KFC and AAV are going to get married and live a long life together as the best looking couple alive.
(26 votes, average: 4.81 out of 10)
Check out some of her photos from her calendar she put together. I’ve never once bought a calandar but I can promise you with pictures like this I’ll always know what day of the week it is.
I’m so fucking confused right now? Who is this chick again? Why is she twittering about Barstool New York and not me? Where did she get that shirt that I didn’t even know existed? Does she know I own Barstool, invented Smokesmash, like blowjobs, and that the First Lady is going to be in Germany this weekend? Seriously what the fuck? I think this just about sums up how I feel right now….
Maybe she doesn’t like da juice ?
I can’t wait until we hear about the First Lady participating in a German gangbang.
next barstool party should be a “passing of the torch” party.
^ i should have said that 8 months ago
jesus christ….just end smoke show of the day….GAME OVER!!!
you missed the boat pres. you were too busy blogging about homo shit
Maybe you should have KFC make you some shirts.
Yeah she wins….everything. But Prez you gotta start throwing down with the bastard New Yorkers. WTF?
She’s tweeting about BSNY because they do a better job of blogging…..just sayin.
aaaaand you can just post pictures of this gorgeous creature every day. Forget Wake ups, GTA and SSOTD. We have a winner.
time for a wake up….
She is hot…but I don’t like the orange face in the 1st pic.
she is twittering about BSNY because they are funnier than you
you invented smokesmash like pepsi invented cola
you like giving blowjobs not receiving them big difference
Would love to dispute it….but she’s indisputably the foxiest chick ever
sounds cool too
She is blazing but whats up with that umpa lumpa makeup?
Maybe it’s time to hold back a few cheques and reassert your place atop the heap, kinda tough to impress smokes with no cash or t’shirts.
Ashley, I’ve got a 12″ tongue and can breath through my ears…………….call me
^ Evil One, what are you a Brit, Aussie?
No human being should be that hot. Jesus H Christ.
I fucking hate new york, but BSNY is way funnier than Boston
Why is her face a completely different color than her supple breasts?
Holy Mary mother of gawd, I think I’m in love….
She better get her liver checked…looks like jaundice.
God damn Mayo-naise! That’s one bodacious set ‘a ta ta’s.
Wow I looked at that picture like 5-6 times. Then read the comments and THEN realized her face was a different color. I better start paying attention better.
Face? Color? huh???
Carl, you getting a cut on those shirt sales?
Leather Face is in!
Ashley Ann Vickers is a wall street executive with everything going for her. Problem is…she’s about to become..a CARROT
This is one of those rare cases where the term “hottest girl on the planet fucking earth” is not an overstatement.
she is retarded hot
WOW. She is what God had in mind when he created women.