This can’t be real right? I mean what type of lunatic would ever bring a sign like this to a baseball game on a first date? Might as well just bring a glove or something. Ladies you listen to me and you listen to me good. If you go on a 1st date and your boyfriend brings a sign that means he’s a squid and all you’re seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump him and you dump him fast. Seriously I haven’t seen anything this preposterous since my mom used to try to give me coupons to pay for movies on dates. Listen Ma I’m trying to get laid here. Not seem like cheap jew.

PS – How many homemade bombs has that guy in the bottom left made?