What Is This Squid’s Deal?
This can’t be real right? I mean what type of lunatic would ever bring a sign like this to a baseball game on a first date? Might as well just bring a glove or something. Ladies you listen to me and you listen to me good. If you go on a 1st date and your boyfriend brings a sign that means he’s a squid and all you’re seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump him and you dump him fast. Seriously I haven’t seen anything this preposterous since my mom used to try to give me coupons to pay for movies on dates. Listen Ma I’m trying to get laid here. Not seem like cheap jew.
PS – How many homemade bombs has that guy in the bottom left made?
I want to know how everyone voted? Can we find the final numbers somewhere?
Pres you’re what, 40? Stop trying to stay in touch with the younger generation by using words like squid. It just makes you sound like a fucking homo
Nah, squid’s just a technique used for masturbation, youtube it
squid? is that a thing?
“Seriously I haven%u2019t seen anything this preposterous since my mom used to try to give me coupons to pay for movies on dates. Listen Ma I%u2019m trying to get laid here. Not seem like cheap jew.” hahahahaha hilarious
that PS joke is awful
dudes got no game. i hate those kids that try to go the “im cutely embarrassing myself and you bc i dont care what ppl think of us” route. fuggin crabs. if that girl stays with him shes probably a prude. and that dude is the dude in highschool that everyone thinks is gay but somehow has girlfriends that are “nice girls”. sorry braaa
The guy in the bottom left is texting B to 36929.
what kind of idiot brings a date to the nose bleeds in a STL ARZ game? never mind the sign, no chance at a 2nd date for bringing the girl to a fucking baseball game on the first.
there are many reasons this jackwagon should not get a 2nd date”
Obviously the sign, TOOL!
Shitty seats….fucking 300 level on a 1st date? Run for the hills sweet tits, kids got no scratch
Dude is wearing a “spider” (baseball undershirt). 2nd worst behind wearing a jersey
cheap jew? u from north carolina bro?
classy
Really…baseball shirt to a baseball game?
She had to have seen the sign before they came, right? He didn’t just unfurl this thing from around his leg and pull it out of his pants. Which makes me think she was.cool with it. Second date? These two are getting married. And, after they make a shitty wedding video of them dancing down the aisle to let everyone know how wild and crazy they are, they’ll spend the rest of their miserable suburban lives telling everyone they meet over a game of pictionary at the neighbors house all about the time they were on the jumbotron during their first date.
Extra points off for drawing the D’backs logo on it in sharpie.
Wish I could have seen the smug look on this assholes face as he strutted into CVS to buy a poster board and some Crayola magic markers.
Is squid the new word that Portnoy is trying to pretend is cool? Does that mean he finally backed off the lame “hardo” word that never caught on…
Doyle just hit the nail on the head. Well done.
He was happy because it was his first date ever
solid bronx tale reference.
Hardo Squid.
by jjb07 on May 10, 2012 at 11:56 am
cheap jew? u from north carolina bro?
classy
Welcome to the Stool jjb07, you fucking jerk off.
No chance in fucking hell this was actually the first date. Attention whores and you ep, the master of the internet, fell for this one. D+ Blog.
Scratch that. Forgot your use of the word squid, fucking hilarious. A Blog.
A++
The video is funny. Why didn’t you post it Pres?
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=21279609&topic_id=8878524&c_id=ari&v=3&tcid=tw_video_21279609
Respectfully disagree. While he may be a squid, this is the kind of stupid shit that makes a girl feel special (no homo). I bet they’ve known each other before this date, not like a blind date or anything. I can just see it on her face, “yeah I’m embarrassed but later I’m gonna think its cute blah blah etc.” The squid’s mug ain’t helping though. PS – squid is fun to say
dude is gonna be knee deep in some curry flavored poon she sounds stupid and easily impressed
Haha that video is fucking funny
he looks like a white obama
Kid gets free tickets to the next home game for being a big ole puss?!?!? well fuck me, I’m gonna start acting like a huge fudge packer too if it gets me some Natties tickets!!!
Why the long face brah?
PS – How many homemade bombs has that guy in the bottom left made? – pres is on fire today, no homo
biscodiscuits FTW, and that dude has made at least 20 homemade bombs..
I liked the PS
Sweet date. In the nose bleeds, losing 6-0, zero brewskies.
after i saw the ps joke i had to check to see who wrote the blog…. well played