What Matthew Stafford Did on His Summer Vacation
For all you aspiring young quarterbacks out there, this is how a 1st Rounder is supposed to act. Especially when you were taken No. 1 overall and you’re coming in as the savior of a franchise. Leave it to the guys who didn’t start in college and were taken with the 199th pick to do all that film room studying, weight lifting and footwork improvement. And leave the homoerotic modeling sessions to some other 1st Round QB. When you’ve just signed a $72 million deal with $41 million in upfront guarantees, you surround yourself Golddiggers and enjoy your summer. Besides, the mortality rate of Detroit Lion quarterbacks is pretty close to 100%, so Stafford ought to get as much living in as would any guy who’s about to be thrown into harm’s way. Those beach sluts aren’t going to be so interested next year when Stafford is rolling around in an electric scooter. (Someone sent these pictures to Deadspin instead of us.)

enjoy it stafford cuz in a few years after a party like that you will have to settle out of court for rape
Seriously, how played out is the middle finger in pictures now? Will this “I have no idea what else to do” move every go away? Aw man, you’re such a badass Stafford. You and every other douchebag frat boy. COLLEGE!!!
FUCK I miss college..
Just took the best double tapered shit of my life
Deadspin you say?
Needs more David Ortiz/Boston is a racist town to be posted on Deadspin.
Now that is afranchise qb i can be a fan of and blumpkin relax you miserable overweight douchebag, quit crying noone cares that your dick dont work
Those are some sweet orange Foster-Grants he’s sporting…
Can we get more of that first blonde? Beats any of the bikini girls EP has posted on here this summer.
Big Ben needs to go to his school of pimpin
They even sent Deadpin virtually the same headline.
He doesn’t play for the Patriots, which means he has a 0% chance of winning championships. Why not party like a rockstar? This guy gets it.
Haha! Guess Tuffnutz is one of the guys flippin the bird to the camera. Watch out ladies, Sox hat on sideways means business. Nowhere near overweight but a decent attempt. Bottom line is the Lions will always suck, with out without this dbag.
I just graduated. Now i’m going to kill myself.
Sweet upper lip Stafford. You look like a jacked Butthead…
hes def roethlisbergered a chick..preferably the pink bikini