Now that Youk was traded to the White Sox for a bag of balls and some guy named Zach Stewart the question becomes what will the Sox smear campaign look like.  Here is my best guess on what we can expect to see in tomorrow’s Globe.

“Youk was a jerk who got cuckholded by Ernie Boch Jr.  If you can’t even beat out Ernie Boch Jr how can you be expected to beat out Will Middlebrooks”

- Anonymous