What Will The Youk Smear Campaign Look Like?
Now that Youk was traded to the White Sox for a bag of balls and some guy named Zach Stewart the question becomes what will the Sox smear campaign look like. Here is my best guess on what we can expect to see in tomorrow’s Globe.
“Youk was a jerk who got cuckholded by Ernie Boch Jr. If you can’t even beat out Ernie Boch Jr how can you be expected to beat out Will Middlebrooks”
- Anonymous



Goodbye Youkilis. Your contributions to the Red Sox organization won’t be forgotten.
Dumb blog. Not always the perfect teammate but a guy who dug in and tried his ass off. He leaves Boston today with two Red Sox world series rings. There will be no smear campaign. Simply a curtain call, and a welcome back every time he takes the field against the sox at Fenway.
Just like Nomar. Shank et all will have their say and the entire fan base, which they are disconnected with, will say otherwise. Thanks for the memories Youk.
Smear campaign will be that he was a selfish player, and there will be thinly veiled references to steroids/HGH
this blows
Guy was an asshole that the young and hispanic players on the team never liked. Was all effort for most of his tenure, then went soft in his last few years. Boston idolized him for being a gritty, white player. End of story, time to retire.
Don’t know what the smear campaign will look like but i’m sure you will find a way to make a shitty t-shirt that relates to it you Jewey fuck.
Thank god that fucking Jew is gone hated that Jew fuck die jewboy
Thank god that fucking Jew is gone hated that Jew fuck die jewboy
^^We got it, assflank.
It’s shit like this that makes me pine for the days when you truly took the weekend off. Please come up with something better than this on a Sunday.
You must mean the schmear campaign.
Why does this even need a smear campaign?
what’s up with your constant use of the term “cuckholding”? You trying to tell us something?
Guarantee it officially comes out that he was the chicken and beer leak
@richgarces – I agree…if it does, what are the odds the Beckett throws at him?
Good call, cane, I bet gets plunked every time up.
How do you know there’s gonna be a smear campaign? He was treated pretty well on his way out. It was clear that the trade went down before the game, and he was given one last hurrah at Fenway Park. 3 days ago he’s told that he’s being benched for Middlebrooks, and all of a sudden he’s playing again (in the field, no less), Middlebrooks is DH, and David freaking Ortiz is benched?
That could be coincidence, but this isn’t: I was at the game, and they had a Kevin Youkilis highlight video on the jumbotron at the end of the 8th inning. They knew he was gone, and the entire organization set up an unofficial “Kevin Youkilis Day.” I’m sure someone somewhere will have something negative to say, but the club as a whole bent over backwards to give him a good farewell.
@bostonbubba I didn’t really put to much though into this whole situation, but your comment is spot on. They knew what they were doing today
PS the outfielder look like he also knew what he was doing with that terrible route to the ball
Goodridence ya bum. Can’t even complete a good curtain call. Good luck with Obamas team.
Good riddance ya bum. Can’t even complete a good curtain call. Good luck with Obamas team.
Is it like a running joke that you always misspell “cuckold”?
Youk clearly wanted out. His time in a Red Sox uniform expired. Bobby V is fucking insane. Youk had some great years here…. but as someone else mentioned, he is aging at amazing pace.
bigger question to me is isn’t that a weird way to give the finger? I have to really work at it to do it like Youk. Just not natural.
Youk will crush it in Chicago. Middlebrooks better be the real deal….
and all the haters for the Red Sox, they are 4 games over 0.500 and also only 2 games behind in the wild card race…. team will win 90+ games this season. Choke on it haters.
One less Jew in Boston is a good thing. Let’s keep the ball rolling, how do we get Feitleberg out of Boston?
I think throw the Jew down the well is brain washing me.