What Would David Stern’s Entrance Music Be In the WWE?
So I was watching the NBA draft and naturally David Stern was getting the shit booed out of him every-time he stepped to the podium. And in classic WWE villain style he was eating it up. Even put his hand to his ear asking them to boo him louder. Just a classic bad guy move. This begs the question of what would Stern’s entrance music be? Personally I think I kind of nailed it. Pete Gas and the Greenwich Mean Street Posse everyday off camera everyway.
PS – You know what a great business idea would be? A company that you could hire to follow you around and just play entrance music everywhere you go for the day or the week or whatever. Bottomline is entrance music makes everything in life a billion times better. In fact it’s such a good idea I think I may make my interns do that this summer. Maybe Mr. Perfect’s theme for me? Actually Billy Gunn…Ass Man. Done and done.
FUCK YOU PORTNOY. Stop pretending you’re a Celtics fan and an NBA fan
If you’re over the age of 10 and find yourself watching WWE, chances of your being a mouth breathing retard = 100%.
Replace Daniel Bryan with David Stern
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmVK8hHvye4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Mr. Mcmahon’s entrance music for sure.
pretty much embodies the Cletics-Heat series too….”no chaaance thats what ya gooot!”
also I agree with Kenny, stop pretending you’re a fan of the NBA. or sports at all in general. isn’t there a soap or shitty reality tv show you should be watching?
“Dope nose” Weezer
Here you go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ2XwnNfZQc&feature=fvwrel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dntsig8RcAA YOU GOT NO CHANCE. NO CHANCE IN HELL
hey cancel philly, that’s Wagner’s “Rise of the Valkyries.” The Yiddish will not approve.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PoPZF82FX8
“She’s Long Gone” – The Black Keys
Throw The Jew Down The Well – Borat…Oh wait, that should be your theme song, Pres.
N.W.O. new world order brother!
Law and Order intro music
“Jahova” – Rusko
Think Stern would still wear a suit? or would he don tights and boots or something when he flexxed in the ring
Question…what happened to the Smokeshows?
I come here almost everyday and the only hot girls on here are the Wake Ups. Step up your game.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
Irwin R. Schyster
stern pulled this after people booed him congratulating the heat. just goes to show that he was pulling strings for them all along…
who fucking broke today’s smokeshow’s neck? WTF??? does she actually do that in every pose on purpose? Makes her seem like the single most annoying semi-hot girl in captivity.
awful.
Find a way to combine Bad Ass Billy Gunn with Shane-o-Mac’s and you got Stern’s
Also surprised no WWE fanboys have called Pres out for not using the term heel for bad guy…I haven’t watched wrestling since 8th grade and I still remember that shit
Love the Fab Melo, Sully, picks.
While it isn’t the same exact thing, you should’ve thrown in the clip from family guy where Peter gets his own theme music
my name is mud- primus
Portnoy would need to make a slight change to Billy Gunn’s music:
” I’m an ass, man”
Question, Portnoy, how do you not feel like the next Sandusky in the making? Im three years removed from college and find it weird that you prey on freshmen. You better sell the site before college girls realize they are being crept on by a balding hunch back from notre dame.
p.s. you didn’t lose your ring in nantucket. You lost it in your nose digging for gold
One Comment, question bro, how did you manage to say so many ultra gay shit in one comment? That was prob the absolute worst attempt at a “burn” i have ever read in the short time i have been reading this website.
Gillberg! Gillberg! Gillberg! Gillberg! Stern is a total fag
Completely just played yourself, killer.
No comment from Portnoy about the actual Celtics draft, because he’s as big a Celtics fan as fucking Shank is. Was the Bachelorette on last night or some shit? Survivor maybe? At least get a fucking Celtics writer like the other 3 sports have, so we can quit reading your menstruations on LeBron more often than we hear about the C’s.
No comment from Portnoy about the actual Celtics draft, because he’s as big a Celtics fan as fucking Shank is. Was the Bachelorette on last night or some shit? Survivor maybe? At least get a fucking Celtics writer like the other 3 sports have, so we can quit reading your menstruations on LeBron more often than we hear about the C’s.
“no chance” — vince mcmahon’s theme would fit perfectly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFKRUGfJm78&feature=fvwrel
he’s gotta do the “haters gonna hate” walk though
Your entrance music is easy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aIqx1McVI
Claude NWO music would be the most appropriate indeed
If you’re over the age of 10 and find yourself watching NBA, chances of your being a mouth breathing retard = 100%.