What Would You Do If This Snake Showed Up Uninvited On Your Windshield?

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Mirror - This giant snake left two men seriously rattled when it slithered across their windscreen. James Denton and Morne Aspeling were returning to the office when the 4ft reptile emerged from under the bonnet and looked them in the eye.The pair, telecom engineers from Jersey, pulled over and called for help. The snake was safely removed and taken to an animal shelter.

If this happened to me I’d probably just take me own life rather than let it strangle me to death.  I just hate snakes. I don’t care whether we’re talking garden snakes, milk snakes, pythons or what. Bottom-line is that all snakes have bad ass intentions. So the last thing I need in my life right now is having this bitch slither all over my ass and leave that white shit on me like Damien used to do after Jake the Snake DDT’d somebody.  Seriously what was that stuff? Like poison or something?   No thanks.

elpresidente   |  Random Thoughts   |  11/6/09, 3:13 pm    | 

10 People have left comments on this post



» CptKballs said: { Nov 6, 2009 - 03:11:02 }

I GOT A SNAKE!

ONE TIME I FED IT SOME BEER!

IT WAS SLITHERING THIS WAY AND THAT!

IT WAS ALL FUCKED UP!

» Iron Eagle said: { Nov 6, 2009 - 03:11:43 }

I’d take it home and keep it. We used to go out looking for snakes and turtles when i was a kid. This snake is completely harmless, it looks like an albino corn snake. They’re often used to control the rodent populations on farms.

I actually have a golf buddy who is petrified by all snakes, even a 6-inch garter snake. If I ever come across a snake on the course, I bring it with me and try to slip it into his golf bag when he’s not looking.

So I know chicks are usually terrified by snakes, but what kind of guy is afraid of snakes???

» Iron Eagle said: { Nov 6, 2009 - 03:11:47 }

The white stuff on Jake the Snake is feces.

» Kenny Tyler said: { Nov 6, 2009 - 03:11:46 }

I’m with you on this one. F snakes

» moooooog35 said: { Nov 6, 2009 - 03:11:53 }

Pussies.

Paris Hilton looks shit like that straight in the face every weekend.

» 5MinuteMajor said: { Nov 6, 2009 - 03:11:35 }

I hate it when things crawl out from under my bonnet

» HarborlightMallrats said: { Nov 6, 2009 - 03:11:51 }

Thats weird I heard you loved trouser snakes

» Mark Price said: { Nov 6, 2009 - 03:11:22 }

the DDT is the best rasslin’ move ever.

» SpongeBobHotDick69 said: { Nov 7, 2009 - 02:11:52 }

Has anyone ever gone so far as to want more go look like?

» 40oz2freedom said: { Nov 8, 2009 - 01:11:35 }

I’m callin’ bullshit. Everybody knows white snakes don’t get that long.

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