Comments on: What Would You Do If This Snake Showed Up Uninvited On Your Windshield?

By: 40oz2freedom

40oz2freedom — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 06:18:35 +0000

I’m callin’ bullshit. Everybody knows white snakes don’t get that long.

By: SpongeBobHotDick69

SpongeBobHotDick69 — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:10:52 +0000

Has anyone ever gone so far as to want more go look like?

By: Mark Price

Mark Price — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:46:22 +0000

the DDT is the best rasslin’ move ever.

By: HarborlightMallrats

HarborlightMallrats — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:35:51 +0000

Thats weird I heard you loved trouser snakes

By: 5MinuteMajor

5MinuteMajor — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:35:35 +0000

I hate it when things crawl out from under my bonnet

By: moooooog35

moooooog35 — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:34:53 +0000

Pussies.

Paris Hilton looks shit like that straight in the face every weekend.

By: Kenny Tyler

Kenny Tyler — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:30:46 +0000

I’m with you on this one. F snakes

By: Iron Eagle

Iron Eagle — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:28:47 +0000

The white stuff on Jake the Snake is feces.

By: Iron Eagle

Iron Eagle — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:26:43 +0000

I’d take it home and keep it. We used to go out looking for snakes and turtles when i was a kid. This snake is completely harmless, it looks like an albino corn snake. They’re often used to control the rodent populations on farms.

I actually have a golf buddy who is petrified by all snakes, even a 6-inch garter snake. If I ever come across a snake on the course, I bring it with me and try to slip it into his golf bag when he’s not looking.

So I know chicks are usually terrified by snakes, but what kind of guy is afraid of snakes???

By: CptKballs

CptKballs — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:24:02 +0000

I GOT A SNAKE!

ONE TIME I FED IT SOME BEER!

IT WAS SLITHERING THIS WAY AND THAT!

IT WAS ALL FUCKED UP!