DM – Perhaps in Tokyo it’s not quite as alarming to see a flatbed truck with two gigantic robotic women driving through traffic – but as the vehicle wound its way through Shinjuku yesterday, it was advertising a very special restaurant. The ‘Robot Restaurant’ offers ‘cabaret dances’ from giant robots – looking like plastic women, but with robotic lower halves. The £83 million restaurant will let customers operate the ‘fem-bots’ – but staff will also ‘steer’ the performers as they dance for visitors.
I’m not sure I understand what’s going on but all I know is that I want to stick my dick in these American looking Asian lap dancing robots. Being in a strip club is like being inside a porn website. There’s gross and weird shit that makes you scared for a second but then you just YOLO that shit. Yeah I’ll get my dick grinded on by a rock em sock em robot then she can play hungry hungry hippos with my pearl necklace. Fuck it, why not. Japan is just a country of adults acting like kids who just learned what their dicks are for and want to fuck their toys. Don’t ever change.