Which Suspension Was A Bigger Crock Of Shit? Ray Allen Vs. Josh Beckett?
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(Imagine the Josh Beckett video here. People wonder why tickets to baseball games cost so much? It’s not player salaries. It’s because MLB has a 10,000 person staff dedicated to just taking down youtube videos. Way to go Bud. Way to go)
Why does big news break every time I’m out doing my paper route? I fucking swear to god every other Tuesday night is always the biggest news night in America. It’s unreal. Seriously I leave my computer for one second and not one but two Boston Icons get suspended? It’s Barbaric! Now we obviously know that both the Ray Allen and Josh Beckett suspensions were totally uncalled for, unwarranted and Unconstitutional. But it just comes with the territory of being Title Town USA. The rest of the country hates us because they want to be us. And since they can’t beat us on the field, court or rink they take any opportunity to try and stop us outside the white lines. Hence Spygate, and now these ridiculous suspensions. My only question is what is the bigger joke? The Ray Allen elbow to the vagina or the Beckett Fastball to the back screen. Unfortunately I think they both equally suck. This time we both lose Johnny
Vote 1 for Ray Allen was the bigger miscarriage of justice and 10 for Beckett’s civil liberties were trampled on worse
(1,408 votes, average: 8.09 out of 10)
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I hope Ray is getting his dick sucked..
No wait..I hope Josh is getting a blowjob…
Im just thinking about tattoed men getting their dicks sucked…
No wait..
Quit your fucking crying. An elbow to the crotch is definitely worth a suspension and instigating a bench clearing incident is worth being pushed back a day or two. I swear, you Boston fans cry about shit just as much as New York fans anymore.
I can see allen, but beckett no way!!!! absolute joke
Pedroias brother likes small boys.
It shouldnt be surprising the Allen suspension since the NBA is a giant pussy league. Beckett’s is ridiculous, maybe that bitch Spiers and Hunter should get some too since those cunts got ejected.
Beckett suspension was simply barbaric
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V95eGgZbrU&feature=related
title town usa? i smell inferiority complex…..the yankees alone just about have all of your 4 teams covered
beantown
that is fucking great.
Nice shot.
1:30ish mark
Van Gundy: Wow I’m impressed with Varejao
Mark Jackson: I’m Not haha
- Loving jacksons shot at the dickless Varejao
There both only for 1 game since Beckett will miss only 1 start, but Allen’s is far worse as he was thrown to ground and Varejao talked crap afterwards and still got nothing—-Beckett did throw at someone’s head and others were at least fined…..
http://www.boston.com/business/articles/2009/04/15/bc_student_battles_school_state_after_computer_cellphone_taken_in_search/
good ol’ BC
These guys got off easier than me
Allen deserved a couple games cause thats a bitch move to elbow someone in the dick, even cartman knows that shit isnt cool….Beckett had to change his whole pitch and location in a split second, so his is def overkill
This is just an attempt to punish the Red Sox because during the “altercation” no Sox were ejected. So MLB is just trying to even it out. Well fuck them. If I was Beckett I would never serve it.
Bitch move …it’s fucking verajao….the guy fucking sucks and deserves a above the rim shot to the junk anytime he steps…wait…scratch that….skips onto the court……..vag
I just don’t understand the beckett one …not even arguing it because i dont know how to
Lets face it, if their boozehound Ace wasnt out fucking around, drinking, getting his dick sucked – then got himself squashed like a squirrel, none of this would have happened.
Its a sympathy fuck from MLB.
» CLCR76 said: { Apr 14, 2009 – 09:04:25 }
You’re an idiot….first nobody got tossed cuz nobody did anything to deserve an ejection..thats why the suspension is absurd. Its not really his choice whether or not he serves it….he can obviously appeal it.
And still no mention of Farrell telling scoscia to shut his fat leaky douche of a mouth because he has to bitch at absolutely nothing
» HenryMeinholz said: { Apr 14, 2009 – 09:04:36 }
WOW……that’s a first class ticket to hell my friend
Beckett deserved it for sure. In an old days it was accepted to throw at a guy for stepping out, and i have no problem with it now. But not to the head. He gets pushed back a day or two – big deal.
Allen gets suspended for a meaningless regular season game – who gives a fuck. Maybe Ray Allen’s money manager, but that’s it.
Prez,
Please ban HenryMeinholz from this site.
HenryMeinholz,
What the fuck bro?
Meinholz hasnt said anything too edgy
WAAAAAH!!! THEY SUSPENDED JAWSH!! WAAAAH!! THEY SUSPENDED RAY RAY!!! WAAAAH!!! STFU!!! BOSTON SUCKS!!!
Back the truck up! Birdman AND the Angels pitcher?
Not even close. Ray Allen deserved it, even though I don’t want to see him suspended. Beckett’s was a joke.
Since when did everybody want to be like Boston?
Title Town? I love your sarcastic sense of humor.
The only crock of shit, is that you would complain about which incident was a worse suspension when both players were way out of line.
And at the same time, if some Angels pitcher had buzzed David Ortiz and if Mo Williams elbowed KG in the groin, you’d be on here advocating permanent suspension for both.
Take off the Boston blinders…ever since the start of baseball this season, the Stool has been almost unreadable…
Referring to Adenhart as roadkill would probably qualify as edgy. Ruthless is probably a better word…made me laugh at least.
This Sox game is going to take all night
Oh, and regarding the post, I can see Allen getting a game, but Beckett will win his appeal (I think)
tonights american idol was fucking stacked everyone was impressive. besides lil, she gone.
Who’s got a flatter chest?
Vote 1 for Fiddrich Vote 10 for Aidenhart.
Snelgrove chiming in on what is and isn’t edgy/inappropriate is impossibly ironic.
As for the suspensions, I guess I’m just apathetic towards sports now since I don’t agree with either, I don’t understand either and I don’t care about either, but I think that Varajaeo was begging to get a sucker punch for his reaction.
hey daisuke–WHAT THA FUCK
Can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on in Oakland tonight? This game is going to end around 5 am.
Allen was fair. But it doesn’t really matter. Beckett suspension is horseshit. He will appeal and get it reduced. MLB sucks.
I didn’t say it was inappropriate…I clearly don’t think anything is sacred on here. I just said it was edgy (and funny).
The yellow man is hurt. Welcome back, Buchholz
Yeah so the WBC is good for baseball how, exactly?
seriously…is the newest stanky leg video posted below the best thing that has ever been captured with a video camera? or am i really far off base here
they both should have been suspended. stop bitching.
you can’t elbow someone in the crotch.
you can’t throw at a guys head.
If Beckett wanted to hit him in the head it would have hit him in the head.
BTW, Beckett has never beaned anyone in his career. That suspension is bullshit.
this is honestly the first time in my life i will agree with a steelers fan. no elbows to the cock, no fastballs to the head. come on el prez. you are a fucking cunt. you can’t do that shit and you know it. miami of ohio got fucked, ray allen did not, beckett could have fallen off the mound like that douche from the mets. el prez, you think your shit don’t stink, along with all the other massholes. fuck you you fags. the only think that doesn’t suck is family guy and the first lady. keep up the stellar work EP.
i am counting down the hours till thurs. i love UB and JT. eff EP
i need more calf tatoos.
sincerely
el prez.
You people who think Ray Allen deserved it should be kicked in the head and then repeatedly kicked in the nuts…get the fuck over yourselves, the incident was nothing, nothing shouldve been made out of it whatsoever, not to mention it happened on sunday and then they dont suspend him until tuesday at 4:30 …makes no sense, it takes them that long to decide?
In the long run it didnt fucking matter, because they were planning on resting him anyways, are locked into there seed and won the game without him
Beckett on the other hand did deserve it, you pathetic pink hats
It wouldn’t have been close to Abreu’s head if Abreu made any attempt to get out of the way. Batter’s fault…kind of reminds me of the game where Clemens threw the high cheese and Manny was just looking for a reason to flip his shit so he ducked the ball that was 10 feet away from him and then went after clemens
And Verejao was going for the tea bag…don’t tell me you wouldn’t elbow a guy in the junk thats trying to teabag your shit
El Pres once again talking about a subject he is an expert on “What is a crock and what is not a crock” You El Pres are a crock! Nice Red Sox blog after game 1 and Lester Blog prior to his first start since then nothing ! What is the magic number now wizard !
now if only Bellicheat would get suspended, all would be right in the world.
hell, just putting on a Boston sports team uni, should be grounds for suspension.
Let’s get the show going. I’ve got 6 more hours of nothing to do.
I’m still baffled by the Beckett suspension, as was Jerry Remy.
I like how Verajo puts his hands in the air and then keeps walking forward in his best Bill Laimbeer “I’m not doing anything” stance. Unbelievable. What a fucking douche. Verajo is the kind of guy where if you were playing on the playground, you’d stop thinking about winning the game, and wait for a chance to hurt him. That’s how big of a douche he is.
Allen gets pulled to the ground, and then the first thing Verajo does is throw his hands up in the air because he knows the refs are going to be watching. So Allen elbows him. Good. Fuck him. Carlito looking motherfucker.
I have one question though for Doc: What the hell was Ray Allen, your two guard, doing down on the box on an offensive FT? Shouldn’t he be in the backcourt? What was he going to do? Get a fucking rebound over the 6-11 guy?
I think Varejao is the one who really deserves to be suspended for not having a cock and balls… I mean why didn’t he fucking go down after an elbow to the groin?!
That was a pure punk move by Ray Allen. Dirty ass cheap shot which should have gotten him about 3 games.
Beckett was justified for his challenging everyone
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You’re a pussy.
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