Who Are The Stupidest People In the Barstool Communithy? Comment Section People Vs. Facebook People Vs. Twitter People?
So somebody tweeted this at me today. That the comment section people are bigger idiots than twitter people. Well nobody has never been more right about anything in the history of life. I’m not sure why this is the case, but there is definitely a difference between comment section stoolies, twitter stoolies and facebook stoolies. And without a shadow of a doubt comment section morons are by far the biggest morons of the group. It doesn’t matter what I say 99% of the feedback is going to be negative. “Throw me in an oven, I wish Hitler killed me blah, blah, blah.
Next up on the moron spectrum is facebook Stoolies. They are like 75% negative. They love complaining that I’m clogging up their feed. Chiming in with “nobody cares” and “”stop wasting my time” The beauty of facebook stoolies of course is that they follow the fan page and that’s the only reason it shows up in their feed in the first place.
Lastly we have twitter Stoolies. Dare I say twitter people are normal? Sure I get a couple wackballs who tweet nasty shit to me everyday trying to get me to acknowledge their existence, but it’s mostly normal comments from seemingly normal people.
The whole thing is strange. I basically say the same exact shit on all 3 internet platforms and I get 3 vastly different reaction types. I’m not sure if this qualifies as an official scientific study, but the facts are indesputibale.
Final Online Idiot Scale
1. Comment Section
2. Facebook
3. Twitter
Does anybody else think T Suggs looks like the alien from “Enemy Mine”?
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i resemble that remark
Fuck you Prez!!!
soooo you’re just trying to make yourself seem more relatable to this generation by showing off how kids on social media platforms try to talk to you? yeah man you’re a perfectly cool 36 year old bro…..
toss em’ in the oven
Booooooo
The difference is – this is completely anonymous. Twitter and Facebook have real people behind them, so if you say some disgusting, perverted, moronic shit there, there’s ramifications. No fun.
Wahhhhhh people are mean to me in the comments and facebook I only like twitter stoolies. Eat a non kosher dick and die.
Trolling for end of the month Pageviews. Bravo, Pres.
Jesus Prez…are you crying? Barstool is getting so fucking soft. Face it, you fucked up, you hired Neil and everyone hates you for it.
well, that wasn’t cool
whats the difference between a pizza and a jew, a pizza doesnt scream when it gets put in an oven
Whats a comment section?
you really think everyone who makes the same jokes about neil and your wife are idiots?
1. El Pres
2. Other Blogger flunkies
3. Comment Section
4. Facebook
5. Twitter
Oh, I get it, get the regular commenters are riled up, so we waste away our workdays getting pageview little lord fuckpants (Portnoy)…
Well played asshole, now tell Renee to start wearing underwear again, she is scaring away all the dogs with that scent.
ya prez. if you were in front of me i would knock every little tooth out of ur little jewey mouth. you talk down to the people? no, no,no bro. Without us you’re NOTHING.
Haha you answered this idiots tweet and not mien. dick
SUCK ON MY MOTHAFUCKIN’ DICK !!!
The ANONYMOUS commenters are the worst? We can say whatever we want with no repercussions, it’s a no brainer. Cock! Balls!..
people follow you on facebook??? why?
I dunno. I come to the superblog to see if anything catches my eye and if it does sometimes comment. These idiots on facebook and twitter are actually publicly (via social media) attaching their accounts to your idiotic thoughts, letting the entire internet world know that not only do they read your smut, but that they take the effort to comment on it as well. We, the commenters, at least have the intelligence to do so semi-anonymously. So I say:
Facebook dumbest
then twitter
and commenters kick ass
The comment section is what makes this site. You think people actually come here to read the amazing literature works produced by grade A bloggers like Mo, who just re-blogs worldstarhiphop videos or Fetalberg, who is a functioning retard as demonstrated on KFC Radio? Big Cat and KFC are the only good bloggers here. The commenters are 10 times funnier with their racist, sexist and ignorant posts.
the bloggers are definitely the stupidest people in the barstool community
You got it wrong. Number 1 on the list should be the very unfunny losers who try to make Neil jokes 24/7
Yada yada yada Renee Portnoy
I’ll say something positive, Pres: I think you’re fantastic, and you have a wonderful vagina.
Pretty soon Prez is going to shut down the comment section on his website and as a result, lose 50% of his internet activity.
dumbest article ever?
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holy shit!!! the people who can anonymously post using a completely arbitrary and often insulting username say dumber shit than the people in a public forum whose comments are going to be read by future employers?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? only el pres can come up with such an asinine conclusion. that fat jew has no idea what the real world is like anymore
how much did your parents pay for college? keep moving fagget.
My friends call me the cruiser, cuz I like fast cars… and fast women. I thought I’d better join before I got drafted. Son, there ain’t no draft. There was one?
I would tell you to go to hell but jews don’t believe in that so i’ll just say fuck off
I’d like to make the argument that we’re the smartest of all. We say dumb shit because our identities are masked. People on facebook and twitter say dumb shit and they get fired from their jobs. Dumbasses…
Facebook for Chatty Cathy cunts. Twitter for nigs. Barstool for twisted fucks with whom I identify with.
To be honest, I come for the comment section. All of the material is either old, repost, Reddit material, or common knowledge.
Comment section – anonymous, internet tough guys, racist, cynical, unsympathetic, funny fucking hardos who get non PC humor. Facebook – if you’re a guy? Gay. Twitter – if you’re not a professional comic and a guy? Cocks and cum all over your face and studded dildos up your ass gay, plus you probably make all the sandwiches in your house.
comment section should revolt!!! The comment section runs this site. We control the pageviews. Speaking of which, Barstool’s pageview numbers are trending down.
what country ranks 2nd in traffic to barstool? Finland.
weird.
“, then” or “than”, Norberg
Dump em out!
wow, the renee stuff really got to you huh? Typical JEw, can dish it out, but can’t take it when the comments turn to your horse faced cum dumpster.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
these idiots that comment on your garbage have made you worth 2 million internet dollars
Bravo, about time that was said!
If the blog is more than 5 sentences, I skip it and go straight for the comment section. Most blogs suck, the comment section is always funny.
Tell that Jew Norberg to shut the fuck up
The beauty of this site is that elpres actually responds to commenters. There is a dude on instagram that asks Lebron to give him a shout out on EVERY picture. Straight consistency. LBJ never responds. Elpres gives shout outs in the form of PMS-induced rants every week. Beauty.
The guy who has a “monster game” when he gets 5 questions right on Jeopardy has no business debating anybody’s intelligence.
Speaking of the comment section where’s the self proclaimed comment hero @KingBlackDude? He fucking sucks
it’s ok pres cause one night at you’re little foam party. don’t be surprised when a black SUV rolls up and you “go for a ride” keep an eye open bro.
FUNNY WE MADE BARSTOOL SON, DONT FORGET THAT YOU FUCKING JEWBOY, YOURE WELCOME FOR MY 150 PAGE VIEWS A DAY , SOLOM BITCH
coming from a dickhead who doesnt know when to use then or than…
The irony of that Tweet is not lost on me. Try not to fall asleep in second grade grammar class next time, Chris.
Fuck off el kike
Just because you don’t like that people started making sly comments about your wife on this site doesn’t mean we’re all stupid
You keep saying the comment section sucks yet keep pandering to it with the thumbs up shit, etc. Must pian y ou to admit comment section matters.
Also, are you really that dumb that you can’t fgure out commentors are them ost vile because they are anonymous? I know you can set up fake twitter or facebook accounts, but that’s a lot of work just to hurl anti semitic bombs.
its 2013. i can do a days work in 3 minutes. there is simply nothing better to do than comment on the idiocy of this site….
I still remember when you put your answers to tweets after the original tweet. #rookie
no comment section = death of barstool.
Well done baiting us, we know you are baiting us, and we don’t give a fuck.
Let’s all jack up the pageviews so Little Davey can buy his wife a set of tits that are not B Cup fried egg titties.
I think all the Renee insults/jokes are why Portnoy hates us so much.
Well David, that will teach you for prancing her around the internet when you spit so much hate out.
WE’RE NUMBER 1! WE’RE NUMBER 1!
You forgot one category of idiocy: bloggers who blog the same thing as their colleagues and don’t use spell-check.
if you dont think pres is funny then you are fucking retarded
Just happened to shit my pants right before reading this blog. You may have won this battle pres, but I’ll win the war.
The comment section of BSS is responsible for 95% of the humor on this site. It’s the engine that runs this beat up old Ford Pinto you call a smut blog.
i like porn!!
talk about biting the hand that feeds you
Lemme say this, i used to think the comment section made this site, like 4 years ago. I rarely comment anymore becuz of the same old stupid shit that is said blog after blog. The comments have their greats-numero two, otwisted, lobsterclaw, blackdude, kay jewelers, ect…but the rest of you are fucking terds. Comments arent half as humorous as they once were. Now someone check my spelling and call me a faggot cock sucker, please. Twitter is the way to go if you want funny stoolies.
Chris Norberg rides hog.
I am not dumb. You’re dumb. Go post another kid’s howitzer, you dumb ass.
good blog, good effort Davey!
I’m really going to miss seeing the first lady at the stables while your on vacation. It’s a must see to watch her manually extract samples for her new line of skin cream made exclusively with horse semen.
I love the guy calling commenters ignorant misuses “then”. It’s “than”. Who’s ignorant again, you mullet having ass-clown?
even if i had facebook or twitter i would not have it be associated with the stool
Davey Pageviews wins again
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/reader-email-the-guy-who-posted-his-wedding-picture-on-boston-com-wants-privacy/
heres why commentors are number 1
What the fuck is a Communithy?
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/should-comment-sections-be-shut-down/
also this
Nice Troll douche pie
Its true. Why do u morons that comment on here just say stupid shit tryin to shit on el prez when youre on here reading his blog visiting his site daily. As much as u all hate to admit it, prezs ignorant cockiness is funny and accurately represents what most boston guys are thinking about most shit (aside from bieber/lambert obviously). U miserable pathetic squids that just come on here to anomymously to talk shit are clowns. Viva la stool indeed.
what about the MySpace stoolies, we’re a cool bunch no?
Dave its pretty simple
Twitter = attending college
Facebook = high school dropouts, live with mommy
Comment Section = college grads who have realized life sucks now and this is their “playtime”
Facebook and Twitter commenting is for the birds. You can’t say nearly as much funny shit without anonymous commenting. BroBible got rid of their commenting system and replaced it with Facebook commenting. Their comment section blows now (although that entire site pretty much sucks now).
Portnose, if you used non-anon commenting on this site, the comment section would die, and then the site itself, and then your $2M Internet dollars would dry up.
@rexryanafatclam, just cuz i like barstool doesnt mean i have to like Pres. go back to getting snowballed by your boyfriend.
If Renee really loves anal as much as everyone claims, wouldn’t her name be neil?
It would be interesting to close the comments for a week and see what happens to your traffic
i cant be the only person that does not read half the blogs but reads almost every comment section. It never fails that i tear up from laughter.
Wilburham, hiw the fuck did i miss that blog with the email exchange? Thank you for the link bro, that was awesome.
Harry, you really read brobible? Hmmm.
ya goddy, its what the stool used to be, pres used to do that shit all the time. hes to corporate for it anymore
@godzirra is a typical miserable internet fake tough guy that hides behind a computer talking shit and probably got picked on in high school.Prime example.
Nah kid i remember those days. Shit, its changed drastically in just the four years i have been reading.
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What up, Black? Where u at these days u fuck?
You all just got trolled haha Pageviews does it again.
At least we can all agree Neil is the worst right
ironic that BSSNY posts comments of the week….. from the comment section, not from twitter or Facebook.
@goddy For 80% of the blogs I don’t read anything other than the title and the comment section. I usually read Pageviews, Big Cat and sometimes KFC when he’s not all self-important. The comment section on this website is funnier than anything happening on the rest of BSS, period.
The worst commenters are the people that think every blog is a troll job. Looking at you eagles.
@rexryansafatclam, when you are married, you’ll be miserable too. nothin fake here tho, let me know next time your in Lowell.
You’re nothing without us, you fucking ungrateful heeb.
Go fuk urself Pres…in ure ass
The comment section would go to war for pageviews..The Twitter and facebook followers would draft dodge their way to Canada..Fact
Was this triggered by my comment yesterday? http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/reader-email-lawrence-academy-stoolie-makes-emotional-dunk/…
I stand by my remarks by the way, I sincerely thought more people would agree with me….I was in no way trolling.
Worst comment section on the internet
Facebook and twitter commenters? What sort of freak would comment where anybody can see it? I use Facebook strictly to stalk my old high school girlfriend.
This Mickey Mouse website would last all of 5 days without the comment section. David is well aware of that, which is why every now and again he likes to get a rise out of the stoolies. But it’s all good, David. We won’t abandon you unless you do something really stupid. For the record, I won’t rest easy until you finally tell me Renee’s stance on ass-play.
because people dont say things like this on facebook: thumbs up if you also jerked it to that wiki-fist pic.
really trolling the commenters hard this week arent we Dave?
Portnoy is a squid.
you fail to acknowledge the fact that we are obviously your favorites as well
WE ARE THE INTERWEBZ. and to be clear you asshat, we’re still a huge step above reddit trolls… those people scare the fucking shit out of me… if you can even call them people.
why arent the bloggers included if were doing a list of stupidest people?
where did people come up with I was crying? I just said commenter are dumber in general than everybody else. That’s a statement of fact. I’m not crying. I’m just stating the obvious.
And yes my favorite list would be different. I like the comment section. It’s like some weird science experiment that is going all wrong but you can’t look away
WHAT UP GODDY
IM CHILLING
IM A FUCKING BEAST
ELPRES HAS A HUGE NOSE AND SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR THE LIKES OF ME, BEFORE HE BANNED ME, THERE WAS ONE ARTICLE THAT HAD LIKE 229 COMMENTS, AND LIKE 170 WAS TOWARDS ME, PEOPLE HATING ON ME, I DONT EVEN COMMENT THAT MUCH ANYMORE BCUZ TOO MANY 12 YEARS OLD THINK THEY ARE HILARIOUS AND PS I AM THE FUCKING MAN BRO
IN CLOSING , FUCK ALL OF YOU, I MISS THE OLD COMMENTORS LIKE THE VIKING, THE FUNNY PEOPLE HAVE MOVED ON
Hey Norberg,
You’re the ignorant one bro. “then” should be “than” you iliterate pussy.
To the ones who glorify the “old” barstool and the good old days with the good old commenters… why are you coming back it it has changed so much and it sucks so bad? I’ve been around a while and just started really commenting not too long ago.. It seems the site is doing just fine with the commenters here. If we all suck so bad dont read.
this comment section just proves the point, retard city. Nobody comes to this site strictly to read the comments section
boner
Epic rant BlackDude
So what your saying is I’m a douche? So be it
hey kingblackdude im twenty in closing fuck off we dont need you
Jaymariotti, why u so upset buddy?
List of people id like to fight in any order Goddy77, KingBlackDude, JMac.
where do you fall in this pres? you hired these shitty bloggers. not our fault that they suck. obviously if a blog is good no one is gonna shit on it, but the thing the blogs have gotten progressively worse. so to answer your question you are the stupidest person in te barstool community.
also, you insecurities keep showing. first the blog with your wife and now this… didnt used to think you were a fag but now i definitely do
I disliked both of my comments due to my poor grammar.