Who Does Brad Pitt Think He Is Kidding With This Chanel Number 5 Commercial?
I keep seeing these Brad Pitt commercials on TV. They are driving me nuts. How many times do you think Leonardo Dicaprio turned down Chanel before they settled on Brad Pitt? 200 times? Then they probably asked Clooney and he said no too. Like look at your hair bro. Disgusting. Is there anybody besides Lochte who is more overrated than Brad Pitt? Seriously I feel like I could do a better job than Pitt at this commercial. Capture that manly, mysterious, powerful mogul vibe Chanel is gunning for. Get all the chicks hot and bothered. Ah fuck it. You think I’m joking? Here you go…Lock it up.
PS – I don’t know why it’s so dark. Blame that on my videographer/First Lady.
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I somehow feel less heterosexual just for watching these.
I got the worst douche chills watching that.
No way prez. He is a God and looks fucking fantastic. Hair reminds me of when he was Achilles and I’d ride that fucking facial hair for days.
That was less sexy than Rosie O’Donnell’s heart disease.
Nice Costanza tux
You’d make a good spokesman for Summer’s Eve.
What the fuck is with the tux jackass….terrible
I couldn’t hear a thing, mesmerized by your hooknose. It covered half the fridge.
Saw that ad last night and couldn’t believe it — glad you called out, Pres. Not at all glad you decided to make your own video. Didn’t watch it, but just the fact that it’s out there made the world a worse place.
this wasnt even remotely funny dough boy
Dude where do you live? Is it a bat-cave?
That was the worst thing I have ever seen Prez, just absolutely terrible!
You just say ‘bingo’
Hair is longer than usual…getting ready to rock the comb-over? Always one step ahead of the game pres
god you really are a big jewish anteater aren’t you
That was worse than a Jenna Marbles video.
Is there any way possible we could a get a video of the First Lady finger banging herself to Brad Pitt? That will almost make up for the bullshit that I just watched
nice…way to pick up on something saturday night live made fun of 5 days ago…get some original content fuck face
How hard was Sales Guy during the filming of this video?
terrible commercial but brad pitt is the man
Its dark because you’re ugly, plain and simple.
you look like Gonzo from the muppets more and more each day.
Question: Who does the First Lady think about while in bed with EP? Answer: Rob Thomas.
Your video is gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.
Everything I say I’m better than someone at i do it…except marathons
Pres, you never told us you have a touch of the downs. S’up, bro?
Where’s gaystoolie at with his input?
pres the only thing you could advertise for is nosejobs for men, “when your beak looks weak, come get your nosejob at hebrewcity!” youll be more famous doing that then you trying to be a mogul now
pres the only thing you could advertise for is nosejobs for men, “when your beak looks weak, come get your nosejob at hebrewcity!” youll be more famous doing that then you trying to be a mogul now
How much did Chanel pay for this blog?
You’re such a douche and this is why I love this site. Fuckin classic.
Couldn’t see it. Your big jewnose took up half the shot.
is it just me or is Prez’ laxer hair fucking killing it in that vid? no homo.
I’d do you.
What did Angelina do to him?
That tux should have retired with Chat Roulette.
move over gaystoolie hofashos here
@thebiz you like your own comment bro?
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From one guy with a big nose to another, hang in there ep, times will get better. When it comes to being a jew though, I cant help you. Your on your own with that one