I keep seeing these Brad Pitt commercials on TV. They are driving me nuts. How many times do you think Leonardo Dicaprio turned down Chanel before they settled on Brad Pitt? 200 times? Then they probably asked Clooney and he said no too. Like look at your hair bro. Disgusting. Is there anybody besides Lochte who is more overrated than Brad Pitt? Seriously I feel like I could do a better job than Pitt at this commercial. Capture that manly, mysterious, powerful mogul vibe Chanel is gunning for. Get all the chicks hot and bothered. Ah fuck it. You think I’m joking? Here you go…Lock it up.
PS – I don’t know why it’s so dark. Blame that on my videographer/First Lady.