Who Gives A Shit About the SI Swimsuit Issue Anymore?
I think I’ve written this blog the last 5 years about the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue and I’m re-writing it again because our search engine sucks and I can never find anything I’ve written before which is frustrating as hell. Anyway as far as I’m concerned the SI Swimsuit issue is the most over-rated, antiquated event of the year. Like yeah this was a big deal when I was 12 years old learning how my dick worked and jerking off to Christie Brinkley and shit. But now with the advent of the internet and free porn who gives a shit? Who wants to look at photoshopped and airbrushed pictures of chicks? If I want to look at pictures of Kate Upton I can google her and have a zillion pictures at my fingertips. But honestly I’d rather look at our smokeshow galleries 1 million percent of the time. Real candids of real girls. Yet every year it seems people still freak out about it. Why? It makes no sense. The only way SI could keep me interested is if they used all chicks like Michele Jenneke. Girls that aren’t professional models and made videos of them. This video I can watch. But other than that who cares?
PS – Although I will say if I did still care about the SI swimsuit issue I’d be walking to Congress right now to protest Nina Agdul not being on the cover. That has to be one of the great screwjobs of our generation. Kate Upton is yesterday’s news. Nina Agdul runs circles around her. Obviously politics, foul play and sleeping with the editor must have been involved. There is just no rational explanation for how anybody with a brain could have picked Upton over Agdul this year. Right here. This is the cover….Boom done.



I care about them tits
As a member of the tribe I thought you would at least care that comes free with your subscription.
“because our search engine sucks” Your whole entire website design/layout sucks.
I totally agree with everything Pres says here, but I still go out of my way and get the swimsuit edition every year. I guess it is tradition/habit.
SI is compromising their integrity by putting garbage on their front page to increase revenue. You should be outraged.
You probably don’t give a shit because you like cock.If they put Beiber in a swimsuit you’d buy every copy you could find of this magazine You sword swallower.
I could spend a week straight just eating Michelle Jenneke’s starfish. she is straight fire
who impregnated Kate Upton???
Michelle Jeneke is a certified dick wrecker
Jenneke’s got brows for days…
I want to be the make up guy. I’d be like “oops, you need a little more blush on your tits, I mean breasts, Ms Upton”.
That corny pop song to the Michelle jenneke video or GTFO.
remember when that video of Jenneke dancing came out and a few faggot commenters found pictures of her when she was like 12 and claimed she wasn’t that hot…umm…yeah…chick is outrageous…imtough was probably one of them…brows for days?? go fuck yourself
Agree, Nina Agdul not being on the cover is an outrage. All around better than Upton. Next year mortal lock 4 sure.
Agdul = Cranston for days
Upton = Borderline FUPA
Ya’ll been to reddit.com/r/gonewild?
gross, that shit is genius, you mean tons and tons of regular dumb broads are going to just blast their tits all over the internet because they are starved for attention? Kaching!
Who is the fat chick on the cover?
MUPA Massive Upper Pussy Area That belly will do nothing but grow unless it gets taken care of. They didn’t even show stomach on the cover!! (anyone know if that has EVER happened?)
2 words and a URL why no one gives a shit… you jizz.com
Aussie accents have got to be the worst out of them all
Jenneke over Upton every day of the week and twice on Sundays!
can’t have this article and the wake up be the swimsuit issue. can’t have it both ways my friend. also Christie Brinkley? how old are you?
^I meant waist.
If you have blogged/bitched about it the last 5 years, what makes you think it’s a good idea to keep doing it?
by a million to 1 vote. Michelle is Jenke is the girl I would want to marry.
Just looks like she would smile while blowing me, then smile and ask me if I want a sandwich and then she would sit there and smile while I watched the celtics.
@thecheat, in reality she would do none, absolutely none of those things…
“remember when that video of Jenneke dancing came out” – great story jackoff…
i dont get all the agdal love. her eyes look like she has downs
I agree that there are often better pics of the main SI chicks out there but you can’t overlook the things they do well like the painted chicks (Upton a couple years ago was straight fire with those funbags flapping around) and grabbing celebrities like Jenneke. You’re probably not going to see pics of her in a bikini any other way. Obviously not my main source of porn these days but I’ve probably tugged a batch to every issue/online for the past 20 years.