Who Is The Bigger Joke of A Franchise Right Now? The Sox or the Jets?
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So Sales Guy was doing nothing today per usual and came up into my office and asked me who I thought the bigger joke franchise was. The Red Sox or the Jets. It’s actually a really good question. I mean there can be no debate both teams are the biggest disgraces in their respective sports right now. Their on the field failures only overshadowed by their off the field antics. Mickey Mouse organizations from top to bottom. Non stop bickering, backstabbing, leaking shit, excuses, etc. The Jets eat cheeseburgers during scrimmages. The Red Sox drink and eat fried chicken during games. The Jets have their mascot Fireman Ed quit midseason. The Red Sox have guys with bags on their head sitting behind homeplate. The Jets sign Tebow to sell tickets. The Red Sox keep bringing back Kevin Millar to sell tickets. Rex Ryan makes foot fetish videos. Bobby V invented the Wrap Sandwich. Woody Johnson cares more about the election than football. Dr. Creepy cares more about soccer than baseball. Jets players say Tebow stinks. Red Sox players spit sunflower seeds in coaches faces. Jets have Buttfumble. Red Sox have Josh Beckett going on the disabled list so he can golf more. And on and on it goes for both sides.
My initial gut reaction was to say the Red Sox were the bigger farce simply because there is no salary cap in baseball. Like the fact the Red Sox were so bad while spending so much money is almost surreal. Also there is a part of me that thinks the Jets believe this season was a raging success because they were in the headlines so much. But that’s also why the Jets will always be a joke. At least the Red Sox cleaned house and have acknowledged something is wrong. I’m not sure the Jets will ever get to that point. The more chaos and embarrassment the happier they seem to be. So I guess I have to give the slight nod to the Jets. Because say whatever you want about Dr. Creepy and the One Eyed Bandit I don’t think they enjoy being the punch line of every joke where the Jets do.
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been a die hard jets fan since birth and I will say with 100% confidence it is hands-down the Jets. Front office, coaching, talent, everything
and you were so extremely busy per usual that you had time to write a fucking novel the second after he asked that question
Jets. The Sox aren’t a joke anymore, that was just 1.5 years of weirdness.
is this an honest debate? Why don’t you compare the Jets and the Mets? At least the Sox have won something within the past 10 years fuckin jew
If it was the last 2 years it would be a toss up. But the last 5/10/15 years? Absolutely the Jets
Ah Herbie, that’s kinda his job.
I definitely think it’s the Jets. The Sox lack the pure slapstick foolishness of the Jets. Sox were basically a collection of assholes. Jets are just clowns. Starts with the loudmouth coach who can’t help but run his mouth and, by the way, GOT CAUGHT MAKING FOOT FUCKING VIDEOS. I mean I know we’re all used to it now, so we don’t think about it, but step back for a minute. How much would you shit on a friend who got caught doing this? He didn’t take nearly enough shit for that. Sorry for the novel, started typing and couldn’t stop.
The Sox two world series wins were a fluke. But still its gotta be the Jets.
Red Sox have won something in this lifetime.
Jets are just putrid and shameful.
There are no Black People in Brockton — fluke? Explain? Take the dick outta your mouth first…. asshole
Sox fan who would love to say Sox, but still can’t convince myself they are a bigger circus then the Jets…or a bigger embarresment for that matter.
I’m a NY guy but it’s gotta be the Jets, at least the Sox acknowledged they sucked and cleaned house. Jets will probably sign Braylon and Santonio to long term contracts and give Mcelroy a major extension if he wins 1 of the last two games.
the Sox have won a title since 1969
The Jets without question are the bigger joke. The Sox have at least won two championships. The Jets haven’t even hosted a home playoff game since the wheel was invented.
The Sox struggles happened in September 2011 so we are only talking 15 months of futility…. the Jets invented futility!
Sox at least tried to bring in guys to help the team even though they grossly overpaid and the guys underperformed, Jets signed Tebow strictly as a PR move and he was basically their only significant offseason move – Jets win the biggest joke award by a small margin
Fucking 86 years! Unbelievable how fast everyone forgets. People at cemeteries with red sox championship flags, sons, dads, grandfathers crying. Old ladies rubbing one out. The One-eyed bandit asks you to bend over, fucking bend over. Dr. Creepy wants to stare at your wife, stare away. These guys itched an itch so far up our ass we couldn’t reach it with a plunger. The Jets organization blows.
Should be a toss-up but I give a slight edge to the Red Sox, simply because they were supposed to be awesome, and they failed epically and have and continue to conduct themselves like douchenozzles. No one with a brain expected the Jets to be anything special.
It doesn’t matter because I’ve been laughing my ass off at both of them for a while now
The Red Sox are trying to fix it. The Jets haven’t done anything to blow it up. Beer & Chicken, Bobby V, skipping Johnny Pesky’s funeral, Beckett golfing, et al, the Red Sox WERE a bigger laughing stock, but they’re trying to fix it. The two teams are in different stages. Right now, it’s the Jets.
The Jets will blow it up this off-season when they can the entire front office and half the coaching staff leaves.
The Jets and it’s not even close. That being said I wish Susan Tran got hit by a T bus in that GIF of her chasing Valentine. The most annoying cunt (not named Kardashian) on TV. She uses a prop in every story. She’s like fucking Carrot Top of reporters except she’s not on steroids, and she’s a gook