Amanda Bynes arrested in NYC and throws her bong out the window http://t.co/gzM2nooUk6
Rangers fans tweeting right now belong in a zoo for everybody to stare at
No chance this wall street bro doesn't think the Rangers just won the series http://t.co/ldIN2zJ4Ye
PS - Fenway smokes have been identified. A former smoke and a Pats cheerleader http://t.co/ni8XiJXplF
It's fucking hilarious that the Rangers are acting like they may win this game. I know hockey. No chance.
See this is why your wife or girlfriend having a gay friend is so key to your happiness. Because whenever she wants to go look at art or watch some girly movie she can just call him up and you’re off the hook. Like if Gisele didn’t have her gay paperboy BFF to go to this event with than Tom Brady would have been stuck at this thing. Gayballs just doing the shit straight men don’t want to do since the beginning of time.
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wow. this is the dagger in the heart. the tom brady of old is long gone.
God, this is tough to look at..
looks like he should be smoking blunts with Lebron
Is that Lebron James in whiteface?
Yeah I heard the First Lady takes her homo friend to Lambert concerts…just so happens to also be her husband.
the gayer he gets, the less likely we become to win a championship, Tommy Gayboy
Thanks a lot, Yoko. We never really liked winning Super Bowls that much anyways.
Yeah, spacinmason, his gayness totally made Welker drop the game winning pass. Tom looks like a ferry, can’t defend it, but I can’t stand when people relate it to what happens on the field.
Gotta feel sorry for Thortons groin today
Gotta give ya this one EP: A+++ blog.
LOL @ Cutty. Not the first guy to call her Yoko, but the comment is gold. Why is it gold? Because it’s true.
Tommy boy does not look good here… Then again, truthfully, Giselle looks like shit here too… “My husband can’t throw and catch the ball.” Yeah Giselle, but if he looks like a fucking gaywad, you have to step your game up…
Tom really fucked up by leaving the broad who gets better looking w. age for this old brazilian ladyboy who gave him the they
The Pats should be playing in Provincetown.
Call me crazy, but Giselle does nothing for me. Has to be least attractive “super model” in history.
Dude is that bagger Vance?
@ otwisted so good! Just replace gisele with dwayne and you got it. President nailed it here.
Lookoutcookout that’s because all those models are photoshopped. This is what they really look like. They are all the same they just need the right build and computers and airbrushing can do the rest
I’m willing to bet Gisele lays out Tommy’s clothes the night before.
ghey
hey Rod Beck, original name you fraudulent gaylord
Phenomenal blog A+
Nice fucking glasses. Does Brady think he’s in the NBA or something?
I’m fucking dying at rod_beck’s comment
It’s cute that you didn’t credit your sources for the photos…
Also good to know you read the iniside track…
Love that Gisele is still rocking the man face!!
Sunday in the office alone and this is the worst thing that has happened to me today. This cuts deep.
hard to defend this one….
That is Tom Brady you fucking idiot Pres!! Your so dumb. You dont even know what Tom Brady looks like, you dumbass. Your a dumb idiot, i’m so much smarter than you. You dont know shit about poop.
I don’t know whether to hold my face in my hands and cry, or pull my pants down and tug on my cock.
I can’t wait till Brady leaves and you fairweather faggots start picking apart Ryan Mallet or Brian Hoyer. GOAT
Tough weekend for Boston sports. The Yankees beating the hell out of the Sox ruining the Fenway anniversary, Bruins facing elimination, and now Tom Brady dressed like a Chelsea hipster.
“Best git yo finger out mah face, bitch.”
Her reaction in the last pic says it all “God I own you.,…look at what you’re fucking wearing !”
Tom Brady? More like Tom LADY.
Nipslip for the win.
C’mon Tom! You are becoming more and more indefensible. To quote Ryan Leaf, “KNOCK IT OFF!!”
I think Brady is the one who needs a Best Buddy. This woman has made him retarded.
God damn it Tom! Wtf mang your girl looks like the aftermath of a terrible chimpanzee science experiment gone completely wrong.. all jokes aside I hope he beats her on the reg maybe then her deformed alien face might become somewhat pleasant to look at
it might as well just say bunchdeon on the back of his jersey or how ever the fuck u spell her name
Damn Tom, I get that the whole hipster/athletic combo is working for you, but this is too much hipster bro, bring it down a notch!
can we finally put this “gisele is hot” thing to rest already? i see badder bitches at the fucking supermarket.
and tommy….tommy, tommy, tommy. c’mon, man. c’mon.
on the bright side, i’m extremely inspired to re-watch “Newsies.”
Bahaha, I know the kid in the 2nd photo.
Great blog dude
Always hated you homers… felt like Brady was too good for you chumps. Glad to see that he’s doing EVERYTHING he can to distance himself from the blue collar trash of New England.
He’s got a Canton ballot, money, friends, and a beautiful wife (Okay…. not the most beautiful, but she’s a multi millionaire brazilian model… tough life). He doesn’t owe you anything.
Hey well he’s all grown up and has a family now. Yeah who the fuck are we kidding, this reminds me of the Bennifer era. (Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez). Gisele took a hometown hottie that was passionate about EVERYTHING football and turned him into a huge manly blow up doll that she can dress upand play with. He just looks like a doofus. Come on Tom get it together. Gisele should love you unconditionally,not change you into an image she feels you shouldbe
I’ll say it again…….if Brady wasn’t a Patriot – he would be – hands DOWN – the most hated opponent NE would face all year. But he’s a Patriot, so he IS the greatest ever.
I mean that, greatest ever. Total fucking faggot though.
If an NFL quarterback with three Superbowl rings and a Brazilian supermodel wife is a fag than what does that make all of you?
I don’t care how many rings he has, and what his wife does/looks like. Look at what he’s wearing. If you think he looks “cool”, or think maybe you’d like to incorporate some of his accessories or cardigans into your daily wardrobe – then you’re a fucking faggot too.
If a celebrities clothing concerns you…..you might be a fag
I don’t think I would bang her. She looks like a skinny Shrek character. Ok, so maybe once – but I’d cry after.
That is gheyer than the inside of Clay Aiken’s butthole.
cum everywhere
That’s a handsome woman with Gisele
davemacinnh…..U win. Bagger Vance hell ya. It must suck to go through life knowing you are DEVOLVING, having your life urinated on, making money but losing respect from society. I bet those are just clear lenses too. Bring back the locks you fucking sissy. I want to see the ole mane u used to have.
Over under on that sweater costing $1,000? I will take the over.
It’s a hard life!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4vYmv72yKA&feature=relmfu
do you really give a shit what this guy does in his personal life? he doesn’t give a shit about you…..
as long as he wins and goes to super bowls, i don’t.
He’s slowly just collapsing in on himself. One more Super Bowl trip and a loss and I think he’ll just become a black hole…. of gayness.
Finding the jar Jizz-Hell hid Fagger Vance’s balls in is the Holy Grail of New England.
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