See this is why your wife or girlfriend having a gay friend is so key to your happiness.   Because whenever she wants to go look at art or watch some girly movie she can just call him up and you’re off the hook.    Like if Gisele didn’t have her gay paperboy BFF to go to this event with than Tom Brady would have been stuck at this thing.    Gayballs just doing the shit straight men don’t want to do since the beginning of time.