Who The Fuck Does North Korea Think They Are Making A Viral Video Of Themselves Blowing America Up?
The Sun – NORTH Korea has poached Michael Jackson’s peace anthem We Are the World to soundtrack a chilling video showing a US city under missile attack. The bizarre footage, uploaded on the secretive state’s official webpage, comes as Kim Jong-un prepares for an “imminent” nuclear weapon test. The propaganda movie depicts a smiling lad dreaming of a regime rocket being launched into the air and travelling to America. The three-and-a-half minute vid then shows a mystery city full of skyscrapers being attacked with multiple explosions, while the Stars and Stripes flag flutters in the background. Captions on the screen written in Korean say: “Somewhere in the United States, black clouds of smoke are billowing.
Who the fuck does North Korea think they are? You can’t just make a youtube of yourselves nuking the United States. What’s that shit all about? See this is why I couldn’t be President because I would have already bombed North Korea into outer space by now. Like you guys talk about having nuclear weapons? Well we got em pal and I ain’t afraid to use them.
Seriously why is it all you ever hear about is the Middle East? We invaded Iraq for nuclear weapons they didn’t even have meanwhile these fuckers are openly taunting us? Do we just not give a shit because they don’t have oil or something? I want these fuckers dead. This video is an act of war as far as I’m concerned. Blow em up. Pick up the pieces later.
We won’t have ‘em for long.
“Ever Been Arrested?” never been a more appropriate ad on this site… and the girl in it is pretty hot…
Place should’ve been a toasted fucking parking lot yesterday and twice on Sundays.
em or them, pick one and stick with it…
I hope they hit Philly first.
Kim Jong Un = hardooo
didn’t the rocket in their last test make it like 25 feet before falling into the ocean? keep dreaming north korea, you dumbasses.
What do you mean you couldn’t be President? Wait, are you telling me “elpresidente” is actually a username and not an actual professional title? I better pack it in today, because my mind was just blown.
How many times do you plan on fucking renee on your trip in march?
it would be like 911 times 2565
best blog youve ever written…lets bomb em back to the stone age boys
Fratoholic, Dave’s dog gets more action from Renee than he does.
north korea is like that kid you knew in high school who know claims to make 250k a year and has threesomes with supermodels on the regular, but in really he lives in his uncles garage and jacks it alot
If their nukes are anywhere near as good as their CGI videos, I think were in trouble…
Wilburham. I used to work with that kid. hahah.
That’s so scary. We need to send over an undercover agent that can steal the mix tape with the launch codes out of Kim’s boombox.
When a country gets nukes it gets kinda hard to hit them. Thats the reason we should hit Iran now, one day we will wake up and realize that they got the bomb and its too late.
No chance we will ever attack N-Korea if they leave us alone.
“Who the fuck does North Korea think they are” you ask? They think they are fucking North Korea. Those people are fucking crazy
People with slanted eyes are hard to take seriously. That could be the issue here
I thought all gooks were good with computers and graphics, etc. guess not?
you’re breaking my balls here, Hans
You do know that the video of downtown NYC is from Modern Warfare?
Hey does anyone know if North Korea made a video of themselves blowing America up? This is the first Ive heard of this today because Ive been on Barstool getting sports news and looking at hot….oh shit my fault. Fucks sake you guys are ridiculous 4 fucking times, I can only imagine if Manti Teo and Nick Kroll were in North Korea when this video was made.
I heard North Korea got upgraded to threat level Plaid after the Unicorn caves were discovered. After this they may be up to threat level Midnight.
They cant even feed their own people… how do they think they can handle full-on war with the US?
When they all get together for one of these gigantic military parades. BOOM! Hey there goes half your army and all your leaders. Idiots.
That space ship flying around in space looks just like the magic school bus… I bet this took them a couple years to design. Blow them up already, let China deal with the refugees and its a win win for the West
Should throw in the starving North Korean girl eating grass to that music. It’s just……moving. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGR0BD2e1Ok
Two man sniper team dropped right into North Korea, paint the walls with this zipper heads brains problem solved…AMERICA
For every anti-American video they make, we stop sending 100,000 bags of rice. Try eating dog meat without rice. Can’t be done.
North Korea wants to play? Take a nap and then fire ze missiles.
@vendetta: They still get foreign aid (which they shouldn’t. Foreign aid is always seized by the government/local warlord/crime boss/etc.) and China is basically supporting them. This country needs to get its shit together and stop giving all this aid to ENEMIES.
Yeah um, Prez? Have you seen the state of North Korea? There are a handful of recent documentaries about the delusion they’re living in. Do yourself a favor and watch the “VICE Guide to North Korea”. That place is poor as fuck, totally brutalized. But they keep up this bizarre illusion pretending to be rich and prosperous. Its totally fucked. Check it out.
If they didn’t have a million missiles pointed directly at their southern neighbor and our ally they’d be destroyed by now.
Nuke isreAl first
Jung yung dim sum must have ate some undercooked dog, this is the same country who looks down at broads with big tits. I wish Lawrence Taylor in his prime would full speed tackle this prick wen he’s giving his nxt speech. FUCK NORTH KOREA….
All jokes aside, this looks like the pre-Iraq-war BS. Fat cats need to make their money and what better way than start another war?
Got out of the military last year. Time to re-up.