Who Thinks They Can Finish The Spartan Race Like Me And Sales Guy, Unlike Pres
Some of you might remember our Spartan training videos from last year. A nice little compilation of workout do’s, from me, and don’ts, from Pres. Well it’s that time of year again. Time to try and get in shape with what Outside Magazine calls the best obstacle race in the country.
If for no other reason, do it to get in shape for summer. You can say what you will about training, but no one wants to be the fat guy at the beach in the summer. Trust me. That’s why I’m doing it. So when we’re blackout out Nantucket this summer my body doesn’t show a years worth of blogging, pizza, bagels, and blackout touring. You can say races like this are a “hardo” move until your blue in the face, but guess what? Chicks bang the dude who looks good on the beach, not the guy who knows what “hardo” means.
Sign up here and harass Pres and I as you inevitably blow past us.

I thought with fuckface on vacation, we wouldnt get advertisements / plugs for a week. Guess not.
“Nose to ground is just you looking down bro”. Fucking A+
Hardooooooooooooooo
ive been reading this blog for quite some time now and didnt realize feitelberg was hot! :O
just repost fucking articles. jenna made it on youtube because she has a vagina, you twats don’t and aren’t funny
Now I officially have to kill myself. After that one.
Three video cuts and you only ever reached 6inches from the ground. Impressive….
Looking forward to stomping on your unathletic vaginas in the mud!
Thats exactly why your on stage and im not, kid. Cute as a button. I wanna see you and Portnoy go head to head for real tho. I will give it to Pres, fucker would take the pitch outside and be gone wiff it but i dont think he has it any more. That and Woody and I used to clean out the LBs and DEs for him, but dont let these youtube performances fool ya, pres can run. Swampscott Little Blue was stacked. McShay at the trigger, fuck east lynn. Nice story Goddy.
its only 4 miles. tough mudder is where its at
East Lynn here: fuck Swampscott.
Where’s the video of fat fucking pres doing a 5 yard dash before tearing his hammy? Only funny thing the man has ever done.
fuck east lynn and fuck swampscott
Is that some kind of watermelon fleece for you feet under the desk. What the fuck is that shit?
fuck the north shore