Who Will Be The New King of Pop?

(Goodbye Sweet Prince)

I just got back from doing our Nurse promos tonight and not surprisingly the entire city still seemed to be in a collective state of shock from the sudden passing of the King of Pop.   Just like everybody else I tried my best to drown my sorrows in a bottle of McGillicuddy, but it wasn’t enough. I just couldn’t shake the overwhelming feeling of grief that came with his death. But it wasn’t just that. It was also a sense of desperation and helplessness that plagued me. What will become of this thing we call music? How will we survive without the King of Pop? Who will guide us into this new century? So as every radio station in the country played their MJ tributes I found my self sinking lower and lower into the abyss. But then out of the corner of my eye I spotted a blue beacon of light on the Horizon of Marina Bay and suddenly it all made sense. It was God’s not so sublte way of reminding me that the reason he chose to take Michael from us now is he has already been given us his replacement/savior in the form of Adam Lambert. Of course! How could I have been so blind?  After all Lambert’s rise from obscurity this season on American Idol can only be compared to a Phoenix rising from the Ashes.   So fear not my friends.  We are all in good hands  . Just follow the blue beacon of light like I did and you’ll know it’s not a Mad World after all..

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» Blanket Jackson said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 10:06:04 }

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

» TheSeniorsenator said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 10:06:30 }

cocksuckers both

» oldbold said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 10:06:23 }

f’d up that they would release his autopsy video already

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3zcMdjdh_Y

» KuntFacePortnoy said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 10:06:32 }

Who says Adam’s the one? The kid is most definitely not his son.

» ThrillHo said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 10:06:32 }

I do have high hopes that Lambert’s career will parallel MJs– particularly the part where his hair catches on fire for a Pepsi commercial, and of course, a sudden unexpected death.

» DK said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 10:06:23 }

dude have you seen the video released of him working out with lou ferrigno? poor guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

» Pattyb said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 10:06:56 }

Vince Carter, D Howard, R Lewis, J Nelson, Beatrice = not too shabby

» The 1 and only Derekio said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 10:06:48 }

There ya go..60 million hits per week..here we come

» Frolf Pro said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 10:06:49 }

Can this guy moonwalk?

» Dr. Van Nostrand said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 10:06:35 }

hahahaha, that’s hilarious. A+ blog. now take that picture down, that thing is creeping me out.

» fuckmylife said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 10:06:01 }

Ghey.

» bradymancrush said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 10:06:29 }

I am from the “stage” of Massachusetts and I too am in a “stage” of shock!

» beandrip said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 10:06:31 }

Jesus… shut the fuck up about this fuitloop already. An American Idol contestant being compared to MJ? Really dude? Stop choking out your credibility with your faggy TV show obsesstion… its getting staight annoying.

» McTits said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 10:06:03 }

what is the obsession with this lambert character? It’s fucking weird. For a while I assumed it was some kind of tongue-in-cheek joke where you’re kidding around. But now I wonder if you would actually like to insert your tongue between his cheeks and lick out the poo specks and dried cum crust.

Not that I care one way or the other. This is a free country and people are free to worship whomever’s junk they so choose, whether its adam lambert or that tranny from the wake up.

» KennethSimsWhipKick said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 11:06:22 }

» Frolf Pro said: { Jun 26, 2009 – 10:06:49 }
Can this guy moonwalk?

If by “Moon Walk” , you mean suck cock? then yes, lambert and derekio both Moonwalk Like Champs…

» jd99 said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 11:06:09 }

It won’t be Adam Lambert. Get the fuck over him. He’s not that impressive.

» cherishthecabin said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 12:06:42 }

I was wondering when this story would come up again,

http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/reiss_pieces/2009/06/how_michael_jac.html

How MJ saved the Patriots.

» Exodus Tysons Trainer said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 03:06:38 }

MJ really died of food poisoning. They found 11 year old nuts in his mouth.

» NoBoB said: { Jun 26, 2009 - 07:06:44 }

Just change your name to el perezidente and be done with it.

Oh, and there’s something dripping off your chin there…

» Mark Texiera's Wife Dresses him in the Morning said: { Jun 27, 2009 - 08:06:56 }

Hey back of the prez is in love, Bikini model searches and guess that ass’s just aren’t doing it for him anymore..he’s moved on to lamberts balloon knot

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