Would You Rather Fuck Beyonce Or Have A Threesome With The Other Two Members Of Destiny’s Child?
Kelly:
Michelle:
Vs.
So obviously Beyonce crushed it last night. Sex appeal personified. But the real question is would you rather fuck her one on one or both of the other no-names at the same time? Classic dilemma. I mean Beyonce is clearly the hottest one, but a threesome is a threesome. Pretty much the hardest Destiny’s Child sex question that’s ever been presented to the Stoolies. I know, and I’m sorry. But I think any sane guy is taking Beyonce. Gotta do it. Just gotta.
Vote 1 for Beyonce and 10 for Threesome
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How about I just take a pass on all 3 and pretend that wretched show never took place?
you take the threesome 8 days a week bro
big fan of Kelly…I’m taking the 3-some, and saving my breath mints
^ clearly bday has a case of the gay. It HAS to be Beyonce, but Kelly’s ass was pretty damn impressive as well.
Um ill take any white girl for 100 alex
Beyonce without a doubt. Kelly has some DSLs but Michelle has the face of a horse if I’ve ever seen one
Beyonce would break my dick off and I wouldn’t even be mad
“would i be able to suck jay-z’s dick before either of these occurred?” -the president of this website
Threesome a no brainer. Do you have any idea how much harder those other 2 would work you out over the diva. FUHGEDDABOUDIT.
yeah i know it’s Beyonce, but you just gotta go with the 3some…
Beyonce would prob fake it in the sack like she fakes singing when she performs, diva attitude the other 2 would give a much better effort!
Beyonce should have suited up for the second half once Ngata went out. I have a rule where I like my thighs to be bigger than my girls, just a little guideline i live by. beyonce sucks
Beyonce in a rout.
you take a threesome with 2 black girls every day of the week and twice on Sunday dude…Game, Set, Match. The sisters know how to fuck
Sorry, but the only thing Beyonce crushed last light was her skanky snatch between those gigantic tree trunk legs.
Beyonce’s straight fire, it shocks me that she married Jay-Z. He’s an ugly dude.
No way Michelle Williams picks up enough slack to make that worth while. Rowland i can deal with
you guys are some crazy mixed up mother fuckers…. before last night you probably could have bought a threesome with Not-Beyonce #1 and Not-Beyonce#2 on Thuzio for $35.50. Sex with Beyonce on the other hand only comes around if you are worth nine digits and are the self-proclaimed king of hip hop.
I always like Kelly as well, make it Kelly PLUS another girl and ill take the 3sum any day! Altho I wouldn’t be mad if Beyonce only was my only choice!
I think Kelly is the hottest one …
Nevermind ill go with Beyonce… My brain says take the 3sum but my dick says “I wanna dig all up in that Beyonce pussy”
Kelly over the other two. What’s up with their faces? Is it the eyebrows? can’t put a finger on it but Kelly is the hottest by far
I’d have to stick a ham in beyonce and pull out the bone just to hit one side. Can’t get over the stank breath rumor mill shit either. True or not, just doesn’t work for my angry inch.
Does it matter what I choose? Either way my wallet is getting stolen.
Beyonce overrated that’s y they kept changing the group around her, Kelly all day and ill throw it on Michelle if I have to
Beyonce needs to go away forever.
Kill – Michelle, Marry – Beyonce, Fuck – Kelley
Most black chicks smell like AMMONIA…but i am takin the 3 some…..I’ll nail beyonce w/ my own hand and meat muscle !!!!!
I’d like to see Beyonce’s fullback thighs wrapped around my back – one on one.
taking the threesome. I have jungle fever. the end.
The chicks have won when the stool puts up more articles about commercials and the halftime show than the fucking game.
Ahh…threesome! And who the fuck is JMac???
What fuckin halftime show were you watching that “crushed it” Jmac?! You’re quickly declining from the throws of mediocrity to Feitelberg status. Not a good look. And threesome every time. If I’m getting the HIV I at least wanna make it worth my while and not get suffocated by elephant thighs that’re bigger than my torso
Beyonce or who?
Please show Kelly Rowland from last night she looked fuckin HOTTTTTTT
Kelly Rowland is hotter than Beyonce anyway, Threesome please!
Michelle looks like a tranny, Beyonce is probably a freak in bed
My only concern is that Beyonce gets stuffed by JayZ on regular basis so it would be like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. That being said, anyone who doesn’t choose Beyonce is gay. You can get a threesome with beat desperate broads anytime you want. Beyonce is one in a million.
I choose none of the above. White girls 8 days a week
I’m picking Beyonce just to know I banged Beyonce. It’s more of a trophy.
Easily the threesome
If a kid actually came out of that horse, I go right in Beyonce’s ass! No vag
Take it easy guys, she’s a mom.