Why Did No One Tell Me The UVM Goalie Has The Sweetest Helmet In The Game?
TallOne just tweeted that the UVM goalie got his helmet painted with Taylor Swift on it. Naturally I had to see for myself. Turns out not only does he have one full side Taylor Swift, he’s got the other side Eric Church. What a fucking helmet. Bravo, sir. Bravo! No surprise that Brody Hoffman a freshman already sniffing Tim Thomas’ single season records. That’s just what studs do: get Taylor Swift painted on their helmet and break records.



Yeah, um, I don’t know who Eric Church is.
taylor swift and maybe faith hill or some other country smoke would be sweet. swift and eric church = toolbox.
i just don’t get it. people think taylor swift is that hot? chick is a 7, 7.5 tops. i dig the basic idea though. kinda like old WW2 fighter planes with a chick painted on it.
The taylor swift thing wasn’t funny the first 50 times, its not funny now
You mean somebody has invented a way to paint pictures on to white plastic? Wow, my mind is blown!
Yeah nobody buys that you Boston frauds care about hockey…please stop posting about the sport, it’s embarrassing quite frankly. Cue the chowda heads telling me about how they have “loved” the Booins before 2011 and how Boston is a fraudulent “hockey town”. Also for an original 6 franchise, its pretty pathetic that Boston has 1/4th the amount of titles of Montreal. Boston “the city of champions” my ass. Your teams could only lose for so long.
that eric church pic looks like it was printed out and glued on
Toby Keith is the only acceptable country singer to put on a helmet
because no one watches college hockey
This must be the girls hockey team, right?
Hey feits, you watching da game and what do ya think about these big east 3d signs? I keep thinking someone is gonna trip over one but they never do and how come Kmarco hasn’t written an irrelevant blog about it yet.
@locked out habs fan – your dedication to continue to continue to post the same thing on hockey blogs is somehow respectable
Feiteljew, you are not Portnoy, nor will you ever be. Do us all a favor and stop trying so hard to write exactly like him. Oh, and, you should consider suicide. That may be the one thing you’re actually good at.
Feitelbitch, he gave up 4 goals. Fuck off and fuck country
Locked out sounds like a disgruntled Expos fan.
I actually like you, feits. But this lame attempt to start an obsession with a celebrity like pres with bieber and lambert is just pathetic. For the love of god, enough.
Fuck you Feitelberg
i bet the helmet you wear to bed is way sicker
@locked out habs fan i have to say living in boston sounds way better than living in fucking MONTREAL you canadianfuck. and im from NY man
anyone that doesn’t know who eric church is gobbles mountains of fat dong.
Taylor Swift has the body of an out of shape 12 year old. I wouldn’t fuck her with that little jew husk of a cock of yours.
Another pathetic Twiggy Swift reference…I’d revoke your man card immediately, if you actually had one.
If he was really cool he’d have a picture of his mat helmet on his helmet.
Faggot on the ice , faggot on the ice , watch yer butts in the locker room when this homo slinks in.