WNBA Great And Vengeful Lesbian Chamique Holdsclaw In Trouble For Trying To Blow Up Her Ex-Grilfriend’s Car
Source – WNBA legend Chamique Holdsclaw – one of the greatest female basketball players ever – has been released from jail on $100,000 bail and wearing an ankle tag after allegedly trying to ‘blow up’ her ex-girlfriend’s car. Holdsclaw, 35, who won Olympic gold in 2000, has been charged with two counts of aggravated assault, possession of a firearm, two counts of criminal damage to property and reckless conduct after the alleged attack on her former partner Jennifer Lacy’s Range Rover. Holdsclaw handed herself in to Atlanta police on Thursday night after a warrant was issued for her arrest after the alleged attack on Tuesday. Holdsclaw had allegedly gone to see her ex Lacy who was working out at a church on Atlanta’s Ponce de Leon Avenue to tell her she wanted to return some items. But when Lacy left, she claims she smelt gasoline when she got into her Range Rover and then spotted Holdsclaw following her. Lacy, who is currently a professional basketball player with the WNBA’s Tulsa Shock, said that she then drove to a nearby friend’s house and upon exiting the car was greeted by a baseball bat wielding Holdsclaw. Fleeing inside her friends house, Lacy claims she then witnessed her former girlfriend smash her car’s rear and passenger windows with the bat. It is alleged Holdsclaw then produced a handgun and shot into the SUV.
You know I’ve spent my whole life making fun of the WNBA, but I might have to change my tune a little bit. I mean look at what we have here. Domestic disputes, aggravated assault, possession of a firearm, reckless conduct… now THAT’S professional basketball! Give me some more off-the-court drama from the players and hey, maybe I start tuning in to see the chick back from suspension for beating her girlfriend. Maybe I start following the career of the center with multiple DUI’s and a drug charge under her belt. Maybe I’d be a little interested if a player was banging another player’s parent a la Delonte/Lebron. I need something other than the actual basketball to make shit interesting. Get some criminals on those rosters! Because this bitch trying to blow up an SUV is literally the most exciting thing that’s ever happened in the WNBA.