FORT WALTON BEACH – A woman is accused of biting a man on the chest after she tired of him looking at other women and playing video games. The victim, who has lived with the woman for about six months, said she began yelling at him because she thought he was looking at other women, and was ignoring her to play video games. She became so angry she started throwing things around the house. He said she charged him, and he grabbed her wrists to protect himself from her. “The defendent then leaned in and bit the victim on the left side of his chest near his arm pit,” the deputy wrote in the arrest report.

This blog brings up a question I have for our female Stoolies. Why do you care when your boyfriend or husband check out hot chicks at the beach or anywhere really? Like I was at Cisco last Friday and no joke some chick in a navy blue bikini with a white lab literally was setting the entire beach on fire. I’m talking it was virtually impossible not to stare at her. But I felt like I needed to go into the ocean so I could stare at her in peace without having The First Lady breathing down my neck. It’s really not fair and it’s really not right. Men should be free to stare as long as we want at hot chicks without feeling like we are doing something wrong.  It’s human nature.  It’s like being in an art gallery and not appreciating the artwork. I just don’t get why it’s frowned upon. Or am I making this all up in my head? Do girls not care? Or is there a time limit? Like does a clock go off in a girls head where it turns from no big deal into getting bitten in the chest? Help me help you. I’m trying to understand what goes on in your heads.

PS – If the chick in the navy blue bikini is reading this I’d like to fuck.