Woman Falls Asleep While Driving A Scooter With Hilarious Results
Love it. Got to have it. Can’t get enough of it. Chicks doing it big per usual. And that Fox News guy put the cherry on top of this blog with the Queen Latifah shout out. I don’t know how he knew what the perfect thing to say was at that precise moment, but he nailed it.

i just spit out my cum, and i wasnt even drinking any
What do fat chicks and scooters have in common?…they both should not be on the highway.
She would have been pulverized if she was only a few feet to the left….damn
Her story will be about how a huge truck swerved into her lane and she’s only alive because of her keen ability to react. I am yet to meet a woman who was at fault in a traffic accident, or anything else for that matter.
Let’s hear some Queen Latifah!
If this was in Russia she would’ve hit the truck and the truck would’ve exploded.
So her driving skills are basically equivalent to the average woman’s?
Hey Neils Dirty Taint, you’re working my side of the street sunshine. I believe I used that exact line about 6 months ago. I don’t kick dicks out of your mouth when you’re working, so please don’t hone in on my business.
Ambien + bike dykes = my new favorite Olympic sport
I just spit out my coffee into Neils Dirty Taint but Neil already had his tongue in it.
hope the bikes ok
Fell asleep = Doing the oxy nod.
wow someone was watching over this lady, she should be so dead right now….
Didn’t this used to be a sports site?
What a shame. Almost had one less CUNT in the world.
lets hear some queen latifah? perfect indeed!!! time for that one to get run into the ground!!!
we’ll be sick of it in about three days.
@gaystoolie, ndt can’t hold your ballsack, just a pathetic and unfunny troll.
suck my dick gaystoolie…no seriously, i would enjoy that
Thank God for Mr. First Aid who came to her rescue. EVERYONE knows the first thing you do when a person who may have suffered a severe head/neck injury is pick them up under their arms and drag them someplace else. She didn’t sit down ’cause she was tired bro….prob had more to with her spine being lodged in her throat and her vertebrate spread out on the sidewalk.
Supergrover, if somone was watching over her, they are a sadistic asshole. Maybe wake her up 30 seconds earlier instead of letting her only graze the semi? People who say shit like this about god watching over people are loony.
fuckin Queen Latifa……