WTKR – Surveillance footage caught a North Carolina woman going toe-to-toe with a vending machine. This happened in the town of New Bern. Police say she was mad that the machine took her cash but didn’t spit out her drink. She then lit a newspaper on fire then stuffed it inside. In court, she told a judge she didn’t need a lawyer because she was guilty. She’s locked up right now on two felony counts.

I’m 100% on board with this lady. There is nothing more frustrating in all of the world than a vending machine that eats your money. Hey fuck you vending machine. I paid for my Pepsi, now where the fuck is it? It’s robbery, plain and simple. And when it happens you always end up standing there like and asshole just shaking the machine or staring blankly waiting for something to happen. Plus you never want anyone to know that the machine ate your money because it makes you look like an idiot. Why? I dunno, it just does. You feel stupid like the vending machine just put one over on you. So I commend this chick for standing up for all the victims of vending theft out there. We won’t just give up and die! We’ll fight for what’s right! Now let’s burn this motherfucker down!