TSGChristina Reber, 43, was freed from jail yesterday after posting $10,000 bond in connection with her bust for the alleged attack last Friday at the Muncie house of her ex-beau (who told cops he had ended the couple’s eight-month relationship days before the assault). The victim, 57, told police that he was working at his computer when Reber “walked into his house uninvited,”  The man said Reber screamed at him to “call the fucking police” before launching her assault. Reber, the victim told cops, first struck him repeatedly in the head before latching onto his scrotum and “squeezing as hard as she could.” The man said that he “was in incredible pain when Reber grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”A cop reported that the man had blood on his shirt and “a long wide tear on his scrotum,” which had been “completely torn loose from his body.”

See this is what pisses me off about feminists and chicks that bitch and moan about being a woman: they don’t have balls. That’s the end of the argument. It’s like “your motha” or “I know you are, but what am I.” There’s really no comeback for it at all. Women can talk until their blue in the face about inequality and shit. They can go on, and on, and on, and on about their periods, their menopause, their I-carry-a-child-for-nine-month, and their labor bullshit. But at the end of the day, they don’t have balls. They don’t have a lifetime of walking around with a “Knockout Punch” button strapped to their body. As far as I’m concerned, the 30% more pay we get is for a childhood of my foot slipping off the bike pedal and slamming my dick into the crossbar. You guys want equality? Fine, tell that pussy-ass clit of yours to come out from hiding and face the world like a man. Then we can talk.

PS – I won’t lie, yelling “you better call the fucking cops” before you attack someone is one of the coolest moves ever. Cocky as fuck and I dig it. She 100% knew she was about to turn that dudes sack into prune juice.