MESA, Ariz. — Mesa police arrested a woman after she allegedly stabbed her husband during an argument over a quiz in Cosmopolitan magazine. Noelle Clough, 22, was arrested early Sunday morning on suspicion of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Police said Clough and her husband started arguing about the magazine quiz at their apartment near Southern Avenue and Longmore and then about their ex-lovers. Clough told officers that her husband threw two kitchen knives on the floor and told her to stab him. The couple argued some more then Clough stabbed her husband in the back with a 4-inch blade paring knife as he walked away from her, according to court documents.
Score 1 for the First Lady I suppose. She has long championed the cause that only trashy, crazy sluts read Cosmo and classy chicks read Vogue. She’ll fight you to the death on that one. To be honest though this isn’t about the magazine really. Bottomline is anytime you start asking your girlfriend questions about her past lovers and vice versa you’re headed down a dangerous path. I still don’t know one dude the First Lady dated before me. I just know I’m funnier, have a bigger dick and am better looking and she didn’t even really hook up with him. That’s all I need to know. That’s all I want to know. Because once you open pandoras box it can’t be closed. Even Cosmo readers should know better.