Woodland California Can Kiss My Ass
(Hmm, who sucks more? The AL MVP or the dickwad who made this sign in Woodland? …tough call)
BostonMag – Woodland is a bedroom community of more than 50,000 people that lies 20 miles northwest of Sacramento.” “It’s a dump,” says Pedroia, whose parents run a tire store on Main Street and whose family seems to occupy a position in Woodland roughly equivalent to that enjoyed by the Grimaldis in Monaco. “You can quote me on that. I don’t give a shit.” He shakes his head. Pedroia acknowledges he’s angry with the town for something he won’t specify, though it’s safe to assume it involves his older brother Brett’s arrest, in January, on child-molestation charges. (Brett has pleaded not guilty.) “Everyone wants to get out of there,” he goes on. “You don’t want to stay in Woodland. What do you want to stay in Woodland for? The place sucks. The newspaper there, I don’t really get along with. I come from your town. You should embrace me. I play for the Boston Red Sox. You haven’t had a lot of major-leaguers come out of your city.”
So apparently the above quote from Dustin Pedroia in Boston Magazine has the people of Woodland California up in arms. So much so that now they’re going around bashing the only successful person in the history of the city. It’s disgusting. I mean what’s Dustin supposed to say? That the place is awesome? That it’s the dream place to grow up in? Fuck no. Listen everybody knows that Woodland is a cesspool. It’s not his fault that he is the only person ever to make it out of that dump. The citizens of Woodland should just be happy that somebody beat the odds because if Pedroia can do it then maybe they can to. The guy is a god damn inspiration. And this is how they treat him? For shame.
It’s a tough call. If his brother is, in fact, a child molester then Woodland may have a point. Not sure it gets worse than sticking up for a child molester. Are they catholic?
He’s angry with the newspaper, so he dumps on the entire town? That’s the functional equivalent of someone dumping on BSS solely because of Ch@v.
Dumb comment by angry short guy.
We are one child molestation charge away from EP turning his back on all of Abington in similar fashion.
Actually Charles Schwab is from Woodland California….and he is mildly more successful then Pedroia.
Now the Pedroia family in Woodland is receiving death threats:
http://www.dailydemocrat.com/ci_12119212
maybe he should focus more on that 188 batting avg
Not that Pedoria does not have the right to feel and say what he wants to about his home town, but El Pres you as usual did nothing to research the situation prior to making any of your assumptions or accusations. Why don’t you stop defending Boston athletes and rooting for Boston teams. You embarass them and yourself on a daily basis.
Regardless of whether Pedroia was right or wrong, the comment from Courtsdad0330 was ridiculous. Why doesn’t he stop defending Boston athletes and rooting for Boston teams? Because this isn’t a fucking news website, its a blog that has a focus on Boston Sports. So instead of playing the online moral high ground like a cunt, why don’t you zip your cock holster?
his brother diddles kids. i dont care who the fuck you are, you shut the fuck up until he’s proven not guilty
STICK IT TO THE MAN DUSTY
I’m sure Pedroia would love to move his family out of that shithole but when something like child molestation pops up, it kind of makes things difficult. Is El Pres advocating that child molesters be treated like the rest of us?
dusty should not be trashing the city of woodland. It appears that his brett “ham hands” pedroia is a diddler….there is no defense for that.
Fuck that little bitch Pedroia… It’s not the city’s fault that his sick fuck for a brother likes licking kids’ balls. He needs to suck up the fact that his brother is a sick faggot.
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINALLY!
why does it say “maybe” you suck. thats the pussiest/most half assed jab ive ever heard. stupid cork soakers can s my d
HOLY SHIT
do mine eye’s deceive me?
ESPN the magazine…april 20 edition…page 20 about Green Death story
“First revealed by a Boston blog (barstoolsports.com) and publicized by blah blah blah…”
no way?! there’s ANOTHER website at barstoolsports.com?? how did that happen?
too bad this new website stinks butthole and wont be able to handle the oncoming assault of traffic that is sure to come…right?…right??
did they serioulsy make that sign? Maybe you suck! hahahahaah.
what is that, a disclaimer? just in case he doesn’t suck?
F**k that little b***h Pedroia… It’s not the city’s fault that his sick f**k for a brother likes licking kids’ balls. He needs to suck up the fact that his brother is a sick f*gg*t. (after moderation)
thats like that little girl jojo i think, talkin shit about where shes from in foxboro. people were pissed
The guy has a so so year, the rest of the AL sucked ass, and he wins an MVP. Now he thinks he’s the shit?
come on dude, I, and everyone else outside of portnoys mouth, didn’t even know who you were until that video game commercial.
Not shockingly the morons on blog island fail to know that not only is this story old as shit, its already been outted that he was joking the entire time and he’s layed into boston magazine for it.
Even if it he is your Brother. You get caught diddling kids you’re cut off from any showing of support. If this country had any balls they would just march child molesters out behind the shed and press a .45 against the base of their brain stem, pull the trigger and spit into the pink mist that explodes from the canoe the bullet makes of their head.
All of California fucking sucks, I’m sure this city is no exception.
Derekio, what do you have full blown aids AND a learning disability? You didn’t know who Pedroia was until he was on a commercial? I suggest you just shut the fuck up from here on out.
sure Fitz..you and your inability to see sarcasm, can flick your tongue on my hairy nutsack.
Jojo used to be a cow and I shat on her…literally
I think the state of California diddled Fitzy at a young age. Are you made cause your melanin challenged hide will burn is you step out into the sun?
I love CA. Place is great.
I went to UC Davis, 10 minutes from Woodland. It has the best BBQ place I have ever had…as soon as the meal was over you were back in your car trying to escape that hellhole; joking or not Pedroia was right on the money with those comments.