World’s Greatest Soccer Player Beats Up a Little Girl
The Sun – A GIRL suffered cuts on her arms when soccer ace Cristiano Ronaldo kicked in a car window, it emerged last night. The Portuguese star faces a police quiz over the injuries to Sara Pardal, 17. Ronaldo, 24, allegedly flipped in his Ferrari in Lisbon when he spotted he was being filmed from another car. The ex-Manchester United winger is said to have stopped and leapt out of the vehicle before booting a side window of the car. It shattered, sending broken glass flying over the teenager. Sara, who says she was filming as a fan, was treated in hospital and called cops. Ronaldo… was on his way to an Elton John gig with mum Dolores, 54, and two sisters. His management claimed he was a “paparazzi trap” victim. And in a statement, Ronaldo apologised, claiming the girl was a snapper stalking him. He said: “This persecution caused my mother to be so disturbed and upset that I had to stop my car to try to convince them to leave us in peace. “When my mother is involved it is very difficult for me.”
It might seem like we’ve been spending extra time lately tooling on soccer players, but honestly it’s not intentional. What other choice to we have when they insist on acting like silly little sissy boys? We can’t help it. These guys are just demanding to be belittled. Here we’ve got supposedly the world’s greatest kickball player. He’s an international superstar. He’s got a $132 million contract and has banged the likes of Gemma Atkinson and Nereida Gallardo. His life is pretty good, especially when you consider he’s got a 1% of the athletic talent of say a LeBron James or a Randy Moss. You’d think it would take more than some fangirl taking his picture to get him all unruffled, but you’d be giving soccer players too much credit. Anyway, this has to be the funniest soccer story of all time. I honestly cried laughing through the whole thing until it got to the part where he was on his way to an Elton John concert with his mom and sisters, and then I think I tore a cartilage in my ribs. And then at the end when he hides behind his mother’s apron? Holy crap I almost passed out. I’m guessing that if little 17 year old Sara Pardal got out of the car and confronted Ronaldo he would’ve flopped on the grass, grabbed his leg and faked being hurt. So I’m trying to stop goofing on soccer players, but if they’re going to keep acting like pussies, ignoring them would be a dereliction of duty.
Jerry Thornton | Random Thoughts | 07/3/09, 1:01 pm |
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Just post more picks of Leanna… At work as well
I’m with Ronaldo on this one. If your so starved for celebrities that you need to whip out your goddamn camera phone whenever you’re around someone you might have seen on television, don’t complain when they give you an exclusive, up-close-and-personal opportunity
this is why i hate soccer players from europe just crazy overpaid players. http://www.CTSportsPicks.com
Whoa man you tore a cartilage? That’s rough…
ctsportspicks said: { Jul 3, 2009 – 01:07:01 }
I hope you die in a car accident today homo.
hahahahahah 1% of the talent. thats a fucking joke JT. a fucking joke. its no wonder you write for a smut website and not anything that publishes legit sports articles. love this website/paper but saying hes got 1% of their talent is a mess. randy moss can catch a football and basketball and soccer are totally different sports requiring completely different athletic skills. good comparison though jackass
if either lebron or moss had decided to specialize in soccer, they would be absolutely dominating.
they chose to play a real sport, that’s all.
Which do you miss more Vrabel or his cock you fucking homo.
moss wouldnt last a game of youth soccer. I’m an american from boston but fuckin christ stop bashing soccer. These dudes are fuckin unbelievable. Every country in the world loves it and the U.S. do too besides the retards who couldnt point out france on a map. Lebron would NOT dominate soccer. The smaller they are the better. He would be a bench warmer. Im getting bored with the bashing rants . Someones getting lazy.
Dude, 1% of the athletic talent? If Moss or LeBron played soccer blah blah blah? What are you fucking 10 years old? Just stalk some college chicks and post their pics, that’s the only reason people look at this site.
had lebron grown up playing any sport in the world, regardless of the sport, he would flat out dominate. soccer is not an exception. being small doesn’t have anything to do with playing soccer, bostoncurse you have not the first idea what you are talking about. but to say that cristiano ronaldo possesses 1% of the athleticism of “real athletes” is laughable. if you have ever watched him play it would be quite clear that he is an extraordinary athlete.
Moss and Lebron would be trash at football/ soccer. And that’s why you’re an idiot.. cause you don’t know shit about sports besides what you see on ESPN (which is a shit channel). you probably think bowling and fishing are real sports, though, right? and I don’t even like Cristiano Ronaldo but trying to make fun of him for going to an Elton John concert with the women in his family is pretty weak. Don’t be mad at him cause your version of a family dinner is a meal from the drive-thru at McDonalds.
I want to move to where the cops just “quiz” you….it sounds like a happy place.
did anyone else think he rolled his car after reading this.. “Ronaldo, 24, allegedly flipped in his Ferrari in Lisbon when he spotted he was being filmed from another car.”
yea i thought he was in an accident when i read that as well Poonani…who gives a fuck about some stupid bitch girl, who gives a fuck about JT or EP’s thoughts on soccer, at the end of this day if this happend to KG or Pierce there would have been an article about what an outrage it was that this girl was distracting them when they were out with their mom…such a joke haha, cue the damn LOCAL SMOKESHOW pics BITCH!!!
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