The Sun – A GIRL suffered cuts on her arms when soccer ace Cristiano Ronaldo kicked in a car window, it emerged last night. The Portuguese star faces a police quiz over the injuries to Sara Pardal, 17. Ronaldo, 24, allegedly flipped in his Ferrari in Lisbon when he spotted he was being filmed from another car. The ex-Manchester United winger is said to have stopped and leapt out of the vehicle before booting a side window of the car. It shattered, sending broken glass flying over the teenager. Sara, who says she was filming as a fan, was treated in hospital and called cops. Ronaldo… was on his way to an Elton John gig with mum Dolores, 54, and two sisters. His management claimed he was a “paparazzi trap” victim. And in a statement, Ronaldo apologised, claiming the girl was a snapper stalking him. He said: “This persecution caused my mother to be so disturbed and upset that I had to stop my car to try to convince them to leave us in peace. “When my mother is involved it is very difficult for me.”

It might seem like we’ve been spending extra time lately tooling on soccer players, but honestly it’s not intentional.  What other choice to we have when they insist on acting like silly little sissy boys?  We can’t help it.  These guys are just demanding to be belittled.   Here we’ve got supposedly the world’s greatest kickball player.  He’s an international superstar.   He’s got a $132 million contract and has banged the likes of Gemma Atkinson and Nereida Gallardo.  His life is pretty good, especially when you consider he’s got a 1% of the athletic talent of say a LeBron James or a Randy Moss.  You’d think it would take more than some fangirl taking his picture to get him all unruffled, but you’d be giving soccer players too much credit.  Anyway, this has to be the funniest soccer story of all time.  I honestly cried laughing through the whole thing until it got to the part where he was on his way to an Elton John concert with his mom and sisters, and then I think I tore a cartilage in my ribs.   And then at the end when he hides behind his mother’s apron?  Holy crap I almost passed out.  I’m guessing that if little 17 year old Sara Pardal got out of the car and confronted Ronaldo he would’ve flopped on the grass, grabbed his leg and faked being hurt.  So I’m trying to stop goofing on soccer players, but if they’re going to keep acting like pussies, ignoring them would be a dereliction of duty.