World’s Smallest Mother Knocked Up Again

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Dailymail - The world’s smallest mother is about to give birth for the third time – despite warnings she is risking her life. Stacey Herald, who is just 2ft 4in tall, was told that becoming pregnant could kill her, but bravely defied doctors to have two babies half her height. The 35-year-old from Dry Ridge, Kentucky in the U.S. suffers from Osteogenesis Imperfecta, which causes brittle bones and underdeveloped lungs, and means she failed to grow. The couple met in 2000 while working for a supermarket in their home town and were desperate for a family after marrying in 2004.

First of all let me just say that these photos are totally going to haunt my dreams for at least the next month and probably the next year. I mean what are those things coming out of her stomach?   Tentaticles?    But that’s not the point of this blog. My question is what type of dude would marry a 2′4 woman? Yeah I know pussy is pussy but this is a little bit overboard even for Kentucky.  Have some self respect and at least marry your sister or something. I just find it hard to believe he couldn’t find one full grown chick to settle down with? Unless he’s has like a midget fetish? Does that shit exist? It must right? How else can you explain this?

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» DSully2001 said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 01:11:51 }

How does he fuck that thing? Just lay there and let her jump up and down on his dick?

» Stiles said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 01:11:57 }

Quick somebody call 912

» JK113 said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 01:11:25 }

It’s official…I have found a new reason to hate you EP. That image is burned in to my brain. Not even guess that ass can erase the damage.

» The-Viking said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 01:11:49 }

I will never look at a Coors light party ball the same way again.

» BOSTONBRUINSHOCKEY said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 01:11:09 }

“Y’know who got the fattest asses and the best pussy? MIDGETS NIGGA!”

-Method Man aka “Cheese” from the wire

» moooooog35 said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 01:11:45 }

Just think of the shit you could do to that, though.

ANYTHING.

What’s it going to do, say ‘no?’ and squirrel away?

Just pick it up and do it again.

I can’t imagine the shit that broad’s been through after the guy has come back drunk from a strip joint. Has to be EPIC.

» ddion21 said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 01:11:50 }

Not only is she the height of a newborn, but she wears Sponge Bob clothes? So basically this dude is a petophile. Maybe he just likes the Sit -N-Spin method?

» CptKballs said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 01:11:19 }

Between this midget and the Big Ass Hot Dog ADS I’m not happy. Imagine what that hotdog would do that midget?

» GabeKaplersNutSac said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 02:11:00 }

That is without a doubt one of the most disturbing images I have ever seen. Look, when it comes to sex, I have few morals. Gangbang, bukkake, piss, gloryholes, hookers, strippers, anal, ATM, 2 girls one cup….but this makes me ill.

» doubleb said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 02:11:38 }

What is the massive syringe for?

» BOSTONBRUINSHOCKEY said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 02:11:26 }

Alright in the last picture why is that guy aggressively fingering his daughter? he just can’t keep his hands off of little girls

» bostonbitch said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 02:11:48 }

did you photo shop in the purple baby on right? if not there is no excuse for allowing this woman to continue to reproduce.

» theteeboxusa said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 03:11:10 }

I don’t feel so good

» ddion21 said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 03:11:53 }

“aggressively fingering”= Histerical

» theteeboxusa said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 03:11:20 }

You know what bothers me the most.

I have a two month old and I don’t let her hang around the house in a onesie without pants nevermind get photographed. This is just lazy parenting. She will be sucking dick for meth in about 8 years.

» bscbear2321 said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 06:11:25 }

is that dude raping that fuckin baby?

» a lesser form of filth said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 06:11:09 }

To hell with a Fleshlight, I’m asking Santa for one of those for Christmas!

» Rod Beck said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 07:11:23 }

Who knocked up Gollum from Lord of the Rings?

» The-Viking said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 07:11:14 }

The image of her “Feet and legs?” will haunt me.

» wjhefd432 said: { Nov 11, 2009 - 01:11:58 }

Its ironic she’s wearing Spongebob pajamas when she herself looks like Squidward. And to answer the sex question you know he just picks her up and throws her off walls and shit like when Austin Powers fought Mini-me. Good observation by the way on the “aggressive fingering”, he probably just thought it was his wife. Simple mistake.

» Bernie Kosar said: { Nov 11, 2009 - 12:11:20 }

WTF??????????

» Jlangley said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 04:11:17 }

This guy must have a really good impression of what it must be like to fuck a bowling ball.

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