Worst Frat Recruitment Video Ever Courtesy of Alphi Phi Omega At WPI
Yesterday we featured a smokeshow from WPI. Today we get this. I guess it’s true that they say. WPI giveth and WPI taketh away. Anyway the Sales Guy is picking me up in 15 minutes to chauffeur me to Milton’s so I can pick out my “I’m Going To Fuck Sophie Turner at My Mardi Gras Party” outfit so I don’t have time to adequately blog this. Instead I’ll let the below video sum up everything you need to know.

they really phoned it in on the choreography but they really brought it on the gawky kid front
This truely is an embarassment to frat guys everywhere. Thats the shit to give lip-service too. You not actually supposed to do it WTF.
WOW. Gayer than Richard Simmons riding a unicorn.
Do you ride in the back seat and make sales guy feel like less of a man?
I anit ripping on them….I like bridges and buildings that dont collapse!
Engineers might be nerdy, but we need them
True story
I was in a fraternity in college and if these donkeys were on the same campus I think we would beat the shit out of them.
“You moos sure can party” ~booger
I now hate Worcester even more than before. PLEASE let a Measles outbreak occur at this campus
I’m an engineer Lugnutz and I’m embarrassed by that lol
Gayer than a dick in the butt.
are you serious??
this is the fucking community service frat (ie. boys & girls) at our school…not even close
-> real WPI frats throw sick parties <-
the worst thing about being in a frat? is that you are in a frat. frat=buying friends.
http://www.howzyafatha.com
Miltons dude? What is this an 8th grade dinner dance?
Your like 40 bro step it up with a decent suit
I go here and wouldn’t be caught dead at most frat parties, wearing Greek letters doesn’t make a nerd any less of a nerd or give game to guys who have none.
that video makes me feel secondhand embarrassment.
At the end of the day, those in “regular” frats, are just as gay as this frat.
You had no friends in high school, so you buy in college… simple economics.
Yo Pres, tell Sophie I think her face is ugly.
If you’ve ever been to WPI, this is exactly what you would picture a WPI frat to be like.
georgeadams says:
March 3, 2011 at 2:01 pm
I was in a fraternity in college and if these donkeys were on the same campus I think we would beat the shit out of them.
….but you (‘re dad) bought your friends. what a special kind of person you are.
Frat-bashers unite! I absolutely love reading all the posts about how ‘gay’ frats are and how they are all ‘buying’ friends. You are just as ignorant as the brothers who hate anyone who ISN’T greek. I would love to see any of you actually say these things to the face those of us who were in a frat in school, and are now interviewing you clowns for minimum wage jobs at our businesses. I guess buying all those friends was a better investment than the registration fees for howzyafatha.com.
Boom. Roasted. ^
joe20111, dignity is priceless.
2:03 FTL
[...] -Barstool [...]
The gayest frat of all time is TKE.
@joe20111 — oh go fuck yourself. It would be a cold day in hell before anyone backs down from a pussy like you. Now, go back to making ironing you graphic tee’s with the funky snake design you found on the clearance rack at Sear’s.
joe20111 daddy and mommy bought his friends. arh-har
BTW, these WPI kids are leaps and bounds smarter than any of the haters out there. WPI is the 2nd most competitive engineering/applied sciences college in MA (MIT is #1, obviously).
Sure, they are dorky, lots of them couldn’t talk up a girl if their life depended on it, but those smart fuckers can write computer code, build circuit boards, design bridges and office buildings like fucking geniuses.
You want to find dimwitted “brahs” who will end up working at Home Depot after graduation, there are plenty of safety idiot schools out there stocked with them.
frat bashing queers STFU. do you join a frat so you can meet more people? obviously shit heads. and it costs money because of insurance, and to put towards keeping the houses from falling to the ground. you aren’t “buying friends” anymore then you are “renting friends” by hanging out with a neighbor at your apartment. plenty of people join frats and still have no friends because they are faggots. its that simple.
Hey Joe 20111, you were, and always will be, an entitled little Dickcheese
You, or any of your “frat bros” will never get the chance to interview someone as incredibly goodlooking, or as talented as moi.
And last but not least, my dick is thicker than your forearm
@billgates – You really told me. I’m going to spend the rest of the day re-thinking my life’s choices and fucking myself.
PS- My T’s are acutally printed on, if you feel like invested a billion of your entirely self-made fortune, there will be an IPO in a few months. Here’s a sample http://boston.barstoolsports.com/cartbt/
This isn’t a real fraternity. it’s a service fraternity, they just care about helping homeless blackdudes
i was in a fraternity you pay money for the privilege of the house and the events and everyone else is paying too its not like the money is going straight into some dudes pocket like a hooker youre paying to be friends with you you pay the dues to be a member of the club just like millions of other clubs out there like cheese of the month club. and you dont have to be friends with people just because they’re in the frat. anyway its fun shit and if u were in it you’d like it but you have preconceived notions of what it is so you’re never going to be convinced either way.
when joining a frat I guess you have to check your sense of humor too… relax joey boy my buddy paid for the registration costs for http://www.howzyafatha.com. Room 112 Love you. Frank.
This is not a true representation of WPI. Although i am not in a “frat” and never will be, i can say that there are a few houses at WPI, FIJI being the best of them all, that throw dope ass parties. So going to WPI means getting a solid education and still being able to party. APO is full of a bunch of pussies who pretend to be brothers. So before you go comparing WPI to revenge of the nerds, i suggest getting out to a party here at one of the real frats
“Buddy” paying your expenses huh? That explains the underlying homophobia. As for pulling a punch after isn’t been thrown with the “come on man, i was just kidding around” line, that speaks for itself.
But nice work on the Old School quote.
PPS- I see why everyone is always making comments on here, this shit is addictive.
southie says:
March 3, 2011 at 2:42
….but you (‘re dad) bought your friends. what a special kind of person you are.
Hey Southie you piece of shit. I paid my own way for school you motherfucker. You white trash fuck from Southie. What do you buy cigs, dust and black hookers. I would love to imprint your dental records on a fucking curb.
My friend from high school was in AE Pi when he was at WPI. Talk about dork central. Different frat, same school. This video doesn’t surpise me in the least bit.
I disliked 90% of the kids in the other frats in school. However, if you want to hate on kids looking to party and get laid (by chicks homos) on a regular basis then go ahead and bash them for it fuckers. What does having money have to do with being in a frat. I was piss broke and was still in one in college.
The ignorant can hate. Slaters slate. …. Oh yeah Southie or Sully as you are probably called, you can still go fuck yourself.
My brother was in Phi Sig at Umass at Umass 2000-2006 and it was a fuckin awesome time when I’d go to visit him. I lived next to the WPI frats last year. They have nice houses but could only get dumb freshmen whores (not a bad thing now that I think of it) from neighboring colleges.
Overall I think Frats are sick if you can still live a life out of them. Cuz u get a big ass house, tons of parties, exictement in fights.
The bad would be queers you have to deal with and also living in filth. But living in filth comes with college i guess
O and I saw this on College Humor once
“Im in a frat so I pay for friends? What? I also pay for my clothes, What are you shoplifter?”
*a
quick! everybody tell their story about why they like or dislike frats. i like stories.
they must really like those fupas
I wasn’t in a frat in college, but now I love ‘em.
The Fraternal Order of Drunk Cops is a blast, and i don’t know where i’d be without the Ordo Templi Orientis.
Quann says:
March 3, 2011 at 3:57 pm
My friend from high school was in AE Pi when he was at WPI. Talk about dork central. Different frat, same school. This video doesn’t surpise me in the least bit.
There is no AE Pi at WPI dumbass
to all the people who are “embarassed” because of this video….get over yourself. seriously. This video was just made for fun. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised by the comments since this stupid site is obviously full of bros. APO does more community service than all other social fraternities on campus combined. Have fun with your lame parties and hos that you now feel like you need to defend, while other people are out actually doing something for their community.
The frat bros get butt hurt easily, the insecurity pours through the computer screen as well as real life
Don’t hate on WPI we do some cool stuff too…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_LJ8tS6gjk
…ooo wait.
I’m from WPI, and to everyone bashing on this video, I’ll talk to you when you’re all Phys Ed teachers and I’m making 4 times as much as you…
relax on the howzyafatha.com hate. checked out the kid’s site and he’s actually pretty funny, even if a bit over the top. no ep-level heaters just yet, but everyone’s got to start somewhere. and what exactly do you mean by “as for pulling a punch after isn’t been thrown”? are you enrolled in ep’s skool of writing?
my $0.02 on frats (even though my school banned them a few years before i got there): if they help you get laid, fine. if they don’t, seems like a big waste of time/money when you can just go to parties there anyway. what is the big draw? i guess i actually played sports in college so i had a de facto group of brothers anyway so had no need
@letsjustsnuggle6969 — 2000 to 2006? Unless he got a master’s degree, your brother is fucking moron!
Private No More!!!!!
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6503554/Like_a_G6_-_Doin_Service.mp3
Check this shit they did also
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rud13yYRRoE&feature=player_embedded
Private No More!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6503554/Like_a_G6_-_Doin_Service.mp3
Check this shit they posted also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rud13yYRRoE&feature=player_embedded
@ddubz- thank you for stating that. This is a bunch of h-mos in a service fraternity. Notice they let guys and girls in it? They don’t have a house, they don’t live together, and DEFINITELY are the lamest people on campus.
Take it from someone who went there. These people are fucking tools. They just get together and do community service.
And yes, I was in a frat there (way back in 1999) – we threw some sick shit that would make kids at any big school jealous. And I’ve gone to parties at Penn St, UConn, UMass (though that was decent).
frat stereotypes exist because they is largely some kind of truth to them, just like any kind of stereotype. there’s a lot of bitching and moaning here from people who were in frats that feel the need to defend it to the bashers. this just in: nobody cares. when i was in college you couldn’t have paid me to join a frat. it’s not my style; i role alone and am self-sufficient. i like mixing with different groups of people rather than confining myself to one group. I also liked my studio apartment much much more than I would have liked sharing a room in a house with a bunch of dudes. i think being in a frat would have really made me had an entirely different and worse college experience. oh yeah, and right now? i have a great job at probably the most recognizable company in Boston and I did it all without the networking of a frat. Videos like this and posts like the ones in this comment section only affirm my belief that frats are shit and it’s probably better to be self-sufficient. At least it most definitely was to me.
From the videos that i’ve seen of this school and people that go to it that have been posted, im surprised there havent been any asians that have shot up the place.
joey boy clearly missing the sarcasm and joke i was laying out there before…thats alright though… and i wasn’t backing up on nothing…if you want me to go at you hard i certainly can i got frat jokes for days … i just find it amusing how mad frat kids get if you make fun of frats…you got thick skin you got thick skin man. one less plug for old times sake http://www.howzyafatha.com … this post did its job…. i can add another old school quote too joey boy or will that get you mad as well?
WORKING LINK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULrYUWGTbSE
(not just the audio like that other guy).
they tried to private the video, too bad i was able to get it.
This school makes BYU look fun
GAY GAY GAY!!
check out http://www.ripashot.com
WARNING: CONTAINS FREE ENTERTAINMENT AND HUMOR
Just so you all are aware this is copyright infringement. Anyone reposting has been reported
By the way I really like how people are bashing APO yet they help the community…What do you guys do? Live off welfare? Probably…sounds like you guys live the high life haha…
@phillipsm
you want to talk about copyright infringement? how about using the music of “Like a G6″ in that video. stfu. youuuu mad bro??
You know nothing…look up fair use moron…next time learn basic law before you try to defend yourself haha…
fair use doesn’t seem objective. what you might call fair use someone else might not. bottom line, that song was used without permission. the video was abysmal and made private. i had permission to reupload the video from apo, they said it was legit.
^
BURN NOTICE!
Is that trademark infringement?
@showmesomething
Please let me know the name of who gave you permission as I will contact them to make sure. If not you have now also lied about that…
Actually on second thought do not even answer bc I know for a fact you were not given permission. So yet again you fail buddy. Bottom line you know nothing about copyright law so stop trying. Or continue and amuse me more either way.
No I already contacted her and she said it was fine. Also I don’t feel comfortable just giving out names to someone on barstool.
debatable. but i think we can all agree you’re going to need a ride if it’s off campus.
Unless she made the video she doesn’t have this right bc she is not the owner. So its still infringement unless you prove she was present when making it.
well i don’t know how much she helped editing this masterpiece. but she’s in the video… relax man what’s the big deal. you should know good and well that if you post something on the internet to never expect it to go away.
You are 0 for 2 with basic copyright ideas…I don’t think your knowledge on copyright is debatable…its non-existent.
It was stolen and obviously stolen by closed minded people. If people actually took the time to realize that APO isn’t the typical tools of frat guys that everyone find annoying. Their co-ed and don’t even have a house lol. Its just sad to see this stolen from people who do good and get generalized into frats. Personally I hate frats, I just think its unfair to them that this is stolen and then put out of context.
man you seriously are borderline retarded. i cannot even continue trolling you because it’s too painful. apo for life. come to the pledge meeting, we’ll chat.
Woah haha wait so you bash APO then you say APO for life haha. Damn dude your friends must hate you.
now i can’t even tell who is trolling who. wait my friends hate me because i’m apo?
Why would you bash the video if your in APO. I doubt you even are haha you sound to retarded to be in APO.
you have misspelled “you’re” too many times to count. alright man, i got to go, my girl Emery needs some sexy time. she says hello.
Haha you have nothing left to say so you pull out grammar. Next time don’t start talking like a tool when you have no clue what your talking about. Oh and your not in APO…Paul…yes I know your name.
once again matt it’s “you’re”. And if you think my name is Paul… well i’m… winning.
Well arn’t you good. Well now that you know my name please feel free to come after me with anything you have. I don’t hide behind names like you because I stand up for my friends and what’s right. You are simply some little punk who means nothing to people in this world. So whats your name or are you just too scared to give that out…
Why do you care if the video is on the internet? If you didn’t want people to see it why the hell did you put it there in the first place? I can kinda understand, cuz it’s terrible, but it’s terrible in a hilarious sort of way.
Yifls
08 Phi
Matt you need to relax.
Does your school have an Honor Code?